THE ANTITOMATO OUTFITTERS
restored from the original 2003 page, which has always given the design away for nothing. we have never sold anything. we are not going to start. a shop means a till, and a till means a tomato has paid for something.
YES, WE HAVE THE DESIGN FOR A T-SHIRT
i have made many t-shirts myself and they go great in any public atmosphere. don't be afraid to tell the world that tomatoes suck.
the original artwork was a GIF that the Wayback Machine never captured, so we have redrawn it here — black on white, no grey, sized to print. click to open the front or the back and save it.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAKING A T-SHIRT
1) right-click on the picture, then click “Save Picture As…”
2) load the picture in your favourite image viewer
3) print the picture on special iron-on paper
4) make sure you set the printer settings to print the negative, so that when it is ironed on your t-shirt it is not a mirror image!
5) cut the print-out and iron TOMATOES SUCK!! on the front chest of the shirt, and iron antitomato.com on the back across the shoulders.
two notes on the 2003 original. it promised “iron-on t-shits”, which we have corrected, and it offered to help if something went wrong with your printer, which we cannot.
THE CATALOGUE
a full inventory of the antitomato store as of today.
- the iron-on design (front and back)freealways in stock
- the t-shirt itselffreeif you already own a t-shirt and an iron
- the bumper stickerfreeyou have a printer and a pair of scissors
- the official resistance mug—never made
- the hat—never made
- the tote bag—never made
- a packet of tomato seeds$0.00crushed at the factory, discontinued
- everything else—no
THE RISK YOU ACCEPT
if you wear it in public, strangers will tell you about the tomatoes they like. they will describe a sandwich. this is the cost of the garment and it is not refundable, because nothing here was ever paid for.
the petition is free too. go and sign it, and if you make the shirt, tell us.