Tomatoes are still not worth any second of life.
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFULL, YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING...
Read these in the order they arrived, or don't read them at all. Most are funny. A few are not, and the ones that are not are the reason this page exists: a horror story about a tomato is a horror story with the mask off, and somebody has to write it down before it happens to you. Nothing below has been rewritten — the spelling, the capitals and the panic are exactly as they were sent, because a witness statement that has been tidied up is a witness statement you cannot trust. Every entry was read before it went up. Two of them were read twice. Nobody has been right since the second reading.
ASK TOMATO WHERE IT WAS DURING WTC 9.11?
Tomato is shit. If you eat tomato then you eat shit. Kill every tomato in the world.
I know person (or smth like that, I don't if he is a human, he does not have dignity) who eats tomatos and tells it's good...
SHAME
Tomato is killing my skin, it's burning it from within. After eating that small, red terrorist I got itches, my skin turns red and I'm slowly dying each single day. I no longer eat it, but it left havoc in my life :'(.
My family died by the hands of a tomato, after that I simply puke when I see the gross goo. I would rather dunk my head in bleach, than eat one slice of a tomato.
I would like to unite my anti tomato brothers in a revolution against the government. WE shall murder every tomato ever. UNITE
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Tomatoes taste bad.
smash them,slice there heads off throw 'm in hot water or frie them to death.Bite them mean with egg and mayo.Tomatoes hete mayo & eggz.
avs
im a nice guy. i dont get unnecessarily upset at people, but if i order a sandwich from ANYWHERE, there better be no damned tomato on that maf. i will throw that gross tomato runined soggy sando back at the cooks FACE!!! i love tomato sauce, and salsa, only because it represents the massacre of a macabre demon of sogginess, and is deliciously spiced. DOWN WITH TOMATOES!!
Tomatoes has been proven to cure cancer and all other things in the world!
tomitos saved my life. I ate a lot of em and I stopped havin cancer. I self diagnosed the cancer but i knew i had it cuz it rained 3 thursdays in a row, so it was definitely cancer. pls dont hate on tomtattles they are healthful and goodful for your youthful. thanky panky - steve the no longer cancerous tomaty-boy
I once had a tomate and it was digest. Then I made a dirty tomate activity and it was not fun. in conclusion tomatinos are bad for your brain, im a dr. so i know all about tomtitatos. thanks guys, be safe and dont eat tototitas.
the tomatoes are not just disgusting they are also EVIL DO not trust the tomatoes i think i heard a laugh from one.
Tomataos are wrong !!
firstly not only will those little seeding things stay in your body and hatch when the mothership lands but as those of us who are educated well know the tomatao is a fraud its attempt to try and trick you into thinking its a veggie when its a fruit for me is proof enough of its attempts to defraud us if this wasnt bad enough virtually every aisle in the supermarket has some form of tomato included ingredient ..the war wages on we must stand and fight now before it reaches the dessert section ...besides im not being funny but if the so called veggie thats a fruit thats a veggie what the fucks it doing in food as an ingrediant anyway....you wouldnt have a fruit pizza or put fruit in a burger or put fruit in ya spag boll NOOO ! seriously wtf if your still not convinced then why why why why why did hollywood try to warn us a of the dangers of the cursed T in the movie attack of the killer tomataos ..oh yes folks jaws warns us of the dangers of sharks , piranaha warns of the dangers of surprsingly piranahs , this movie wasnt titled attack of the annoyed broccoli or attack of the slighty pissed off brussel sprout nooooooo attack of the KILLER tomatos ...come on wake up the clue is the title tommys are right not good for ya join the revolution sign the petition awaken your mind be educated be ANTI TOMATO ..join the movement ! its a way of life
tomatoes are disgusting and they need to die.
Tomatoes were first discovered when someone made a satan summoning ritual it was sent up from hell in the mouth of a giant spider.
I hate tomatoes. Why? because they are easily the disgusting things to ever happen. Ew. Whenever a tomato is in a 5 metre radius of me. I vomit. Its like a disease. TOMATOES OUT
I hate tomatoes. Always have. KY boyfriend won't drop it so I looked up anti tomato online and found this site. Lol good stuff. Proves I'm not alone!! Down with these horrid tomatoes!
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i once ate a burger that had a tomato in it, IT TOTALLY RUINED IT. I HAD TO THROW IT IN THE BIN. THIS IS WHY TOMATOS MUST BE DESTROYED. FIND THEIR LEADER. AND KILL HIM. PLEASE!!!!!!!
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Ugh. I was eating this curry with my family for dinner, and I left this quarter piece of tomato on my plate. So my parents were trying to get me to eat it by talking about how when they were young.., but I refused to eat it. Then they threatened me to not let me have dessert and various things, but I still refused they kept telling me I wouldn't be able to even taste it too. I had this inspiration to squeeze out the horrid juice and mush it up with potato... I could still taste that foul monstrosity! It's so disgusting!!!
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I'm ten years old. Since I was little every time I've been near tomatoes I've started freaking out and fell like I'm going to puke. I've always that I was the only one. When I was little I'd whipe with a paper towel all the sauce off my pizza now I can't even so that. Every time I'm around the "devils food" I want to die.
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Sometimes I try to appear normal to the rest of the tomato-loving world, but whenever I try to pop a cherry tomato in my mouth, all I can think about is biting down and chewing on a bursting eyeball.
I used to have legs till I had a tomato :(
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Whenever I consume tomatoes- especially highly processed tomato products I.e tomato paste or ketchup- My face produces a bright red + scaley patch the size of 2 quarters. One time the allergic reaction was so intense my face literally bled.
Long live the anti tomato! They are from the crotch of pure evil!
Ryan
Tomatoes aren't evil at all, but, you are right when you say they are terrorist fruits - we have many friends in Saudi Arabia.
Take care ! We are anywhere...
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What this ? What are you saying ?!? Tomatoes are not evil ! I a member of the S.L.A.B. (Society for Figthing Against the Bananas), an international society, and tomatoes are our best friends ! So, if you are against they, we are against you !!!!! Meet us on http://slab-website.blog4ever.com/blog/index-651573.html ...
When I was growing up my dad and my aunt would go "Just try a tomato!" And I would just shake my head and keep my mouth closed. My dislike of tomatoes extends to ketchup, spaghetti sauce, and pizza. I have tried to eat a hamburger that has ketchup on it (put there by the cook, not me), but I just start gagging. I know it is all psychological, but I still won't eat a tomato.
wow you got guts...i just about die after eating one
people who don't like tomatoes hang out all the time. neighborhoods with people that don't like tomatoes are always the safest ones to be in...it's the serial killers the perverts and the drug dealers that love tomatoes.
if you like tomatoes then you have issues. FBI proved that 90% of Americas serial killers loved tomato.
what are you talking about were afraid of ripe tomatoes...all tomatoes are rotten. theres no such thing as a ripe tomato!
the only reason this dude loves tomatoes is because hes gay...only a fag would have a name called doodles the clown
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I pronounce Jihad to these red infidels. They are ruining our ways of lives by infiltrating and disguising themselves so as to "provide" nourishment.
They sneak into our salsa's...ruin our pasta's...DEATH BE ONTO YOU TOMATOES TOMATO TOMATATO..e, i, e, i, oh!
Let us not forget our dear brothers and sisters that were maimed and killed during the Attacks Of The Killer Tomatoes (google it). For this matter alone I pledge pure allegiance to Red Bell Pepper.
All Hail Red Bell Pepper.
Stand and chant with me
Bell, yes - tomato no.
Bell, yes - tomatoes no!
Bell yes - tomatoes no!
I enjoy checking up on this site once in awhile. It's awesome, thanks to AntiTomato for putting it up! Once we eradicate the nasty tomato, we can begin to focus our efforts on the disgusting grapefruit. I HAVE, however, found that tomatillos are quite awesome. Salsa verde, anyone?
I can't even type the word without retching - tomatoes are the food of the devil!
Tomatoes are awful. My four year old niece knows I hate them and everytime they are on the dinner table she starts 'But why don't you like tomatoes Nicky? But they are yummy....but everybody likes tomatoes Nicky...etc'. She has taken to taunting me if we are in a shop together and she sees them and even drew a picture of one in a birthday card she made me. It is the stuff of nightmares.
Well Rose.... Once a tomato lover. I will never buy them from a store again. Thanks for letting me know how they are fertilized... I'm scarred for life. Only straight from our non human excrement fertilized garden from now on.
look at how bad this guys grammar is!! there's a new article i was reading in a medical journal that linked tomatoes and stupidity!! then bam! i open up this website and find instant proof! awesome
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You tomatoe haters better get the facts straight tomatoes taste like heaven and red the color of tomatoes is the color of love. YOU SHUT UP OR LET THE TOMATOE BE WITH YOU
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where the fuck are you ?
Lazz likes it in the azz
I agree with Laz. I may not wish death opn you all but you are all certainly well and truly fucked up people.
Mr Bridge appeared quite clever...Until he signed the anti-tomato petition...Get your head out of your tomato man....
It is obvious today that the world has defaulted on the promissory note insofar as her vegetable citizens of red color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, the world has given the tomato a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds." But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this world. So we have come to cash this check â a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed anti-tomato spot to remind thw world of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation of vegtables to the sunlit path of fruit and vegetable justice. Now is the time to lift our world from the quick sands of vegetable injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's vegtables.
Viva la Tomato
You spend your time on websites that don't concern you, therefore, you're practically already dead!! but thanks for the tip tomato-face!!
you guys are fucked and should go die
One time I refused to kiss my ex girlfriend after she ate a raw tomato..The only thing I could think to say was "you shouldn't have eaten that"..She didn't speak to me for 2 days!!
i hate tomoato's. theres a ginger boy who i sit next to who bullies me because i hate tomoato's. im so glad that i have found a tomato hating comminity.
I don't know where it came from but I think my phobia of tomatoes are more of the pips and the raw fruit. I gag and tense up whenever I see one! Horrid. My sister doesn't help by eating them whole as a snack. The smell of the flesh is vevolting! Eeww! I has started to ask her to leave the room now but the thought of the tomato is still there and just makes me gag and hyperventilate! It's horrible. I'm only 16 and WISH I could stop this phobia getting any worse. But that's all it seems to do. X
Tomatoes stink they are the food of the Devil and they are as poisonous as a magic mushroom, also I heard that a Tomatoe once killed a monkey
I have been phobic of tomatoes for a long time. People really don't seem to understand. They are little goo bombs waiting to explode their goo interior on you. Ever notice how a "ripe" tomato feels like other things do when they are rotten? I hate the vile things in any form, even ketchup and sauces, perhaps especially in those forms.
i accidentally a whole tomato :(
I was just currently on my honey moon in Niagra Falls. Me and my husband went to the pen centre in St. Catherines. He decided he wanted A & W and I wanted Taco Bell. The next day, he felt fine, but I was sooo sick. I got sick on my honeymoon because of Taco Bell. Im not sure if it was the hamburger or the sauce, but it was horrible.
I HAVE A HUGE FEAR OF TOMATOES. I AM 19 YEARS OLD AND IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS IN A COOKING CLASS AND EVERYONE MADE FUN OF ME FOR IT. MY TEACHER KNEW MY FOBIA AND MADE ME SMASH TOMATOES IN MY HANDS. I WORE GLOVES BUT WAS ALMOST IN TEARS DOING IT. IM SO GLAD IM NO THE ONLY OTHER PERSON OUT THERE WITH THIS VERRY TRUE PHOBIA AND I HOPE THAT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS IS A REAL THING AND WE TOMATO HATERS SHOULD NOT BE MADE FUN OF BECAUSE OF IT. GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND MAY WE ONE DAY OUTLAW TOMATOES!!!
I'm not sure if I belong on this site because while whole tomatoes (or their bastard relatives, stewed tomatoes) creep me out horribly, I actually enjoy salsa and marinara. Anyway, given my disgust of whole tomatoes, get this: I was riding my bike home last night and I ran over on of those suckers in the road. I must have it it just right (or just wrong) because the damn thing exploded and its slimy, disgusting seeds shot up my bare leg and into my toes (I was wearing sandals). How disgusting is that? I need counseling, I think.
Hi, i actually have a phobia with tamatos, i cant touch them, look at them , or ANYTHING!! i'm reaaaaaaaaalyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy scared of tamatos !!! theyr iskkyyy and weird and i think they smtimes come alive !! dont think im crazyy !! im right !! they DO come alive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh save mee fromm this redd creatureeeeee
I like tomatoes. I eat them raw, fried, as pasta sauce, and many other ways. I don't think I've gone a day in my life without eating a tomato. I love the taste, I love the texture, I even love the look of tomatoes. I love that bright, beautiful red colour. They're the colour of love, and the colour of life. They're also the colour of Satan. I don't see how so many people could so despise the earth's most glorious and versatile fruit.
Hail Satan.
I FECKING HATE TOMATOS THEY MAKE ME SICK!
I FECKING HATE TOMATOS THEY MAKE ME SICK!
The first time I ate a tomato, I popped it in my mouth and gagged, spit it out, and threw-up
Today 5000 people have been arrested for molesting tomatoes
No Mat, why are YOU being like that?!
Why you being like that??
My Friend Matt hates Tomatoes.
He..and the rest of you are FREAKS!!
Tomatoes taste like an aadvark's vomit. My sister gave me what she told me was a grape...it was a cherry tomato. My taste buds are still recovering.
A tomato killed my chinchilla.
Tomatoes are the reason for global warming. It's science.
tomatos are bad - red, slimy - and now what are we gonna do about the new purple tomato. the anti tomato war must persevere!
Every wednesday, Daddy would take me to the special cupboard where I had to play a game called "Tomato or Cucumber" in the dark. I always guessed right because the cucumber always had mayonnaise on it.
i was once raped with a tomato
owowowowo there ickyy!!! once a student of mine put a tomato in my chair and i sat down on it and ever since then ive had a phobia of tomatoes which is unfortunate for me because i am a tomato farmer.. another reason i hate tomatoes is that at the farm we use human suwage to fertilize the tomatoes
I was forced to eat them by a vindictive Nun at school. I puked on her shoes and got slapped silly.
Oh my girlfriends favourite food is Italian! you ever try ordering italian food without tomatoes...not much left to choose
I have a fear of tomatos. When i was younger my babysitter use to force me to eat tomatos. If i didnt eat them i had to sit in time out for hours. I hate tomatos now. I cant touch them or eat them. Just the sight of them makes me ill. I have to have my little brother pick them off anything if they are mistakenly on there. Its very weird but i cant help it. I am italian so tomatos are a big part of our meals. But i try my hardest to avoid them.
I LOVE TOMATOES, THEYRE SO GOOD, I WANT TO TAKE A BATH IN THEM.
Everyone thinks i am crazy when i say i am scared of tomatoes. Most people at my school like them and my whole family likes them too!
I honesty think that tomatoes are the most disgusting things in the world.
I only like tomaro sauce on my pizza NOTHING ELSE
TOMATO'S ARE AWESOME YOU CAN EAT THEM WITH SALT, SUGAR, an/or pretty much ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!! TOMATO LOVERS (AND GROWERS) UNITE!!!!!!!!!
My father forced us to eat one when i was 6ish and i brought it strait back up... yes i rathered the flogging than the tomatoe. Now i can't eat anything that's had one on it or i can't cut the yucky things and i wont cut one or touch the seeds and that foul juice... and yet... i like tomatoe sauce and i'm actually enjoying tomatoe soup now.... but put me near a whole one or one with seeds in it and im gone. I'm so very happy i thought i'd look this up and found you's.... you'r not alone. DOWN with TOMATOES
I see that Greggs the bakers are now hiding the tomato slices under the tuna on their baguettes.
Just bought one and had to throw the whole thing away after finding the tomato jizz had soaked into the bread. Not a happy bunny.
I work on a tomato hydroponic farm and tomatos are fruit. Fruit is a part of a plant. Tomatoes are part of the Nightshade (Solanace)Family so its understandable that they were once thought to be posioness. All Solanace fruit are berries. Yes tomatoes are berries like eggplant, capsicum and peppers.
hi my name is Kayla fitzner i like photo i have 1 boyfirend he is so cute
GOOD MORNING! I BELIVE THAT I HATE TOMATOES. IT HAS BEEN A SLOW NEWS DAY, AND THAT IS OUR ONLY STORY. SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!
-newscasters everywhere
AHAHAHAHAHAH! Says the tomato. You will never catch me! AHAHAHA ni will tomato you make me craaazy heelp ah the tomato it eats me bnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i hate you tomato
I think I can answer the question whether tomatoes are a fruit or a vegetable. It's neither. It's an oversized mutated berry.
I really hate tomatoes!!! I can't even touch them, and if I smell them I gag!! Once I ate a bit by mistake because I thought it was a piece of red pepper and I was actually sick!! My boyfriend loves takeing the micky out of me about my phobia, so it's great to find like minded people!!!
i fecking hate tomatoes. they make me sick!! literally!
i was cooking some chili con carne..and i was forced to put in tinned tomatoes...and i was literally sick in the pan...i felt so violated.
I do not like them. I will not eat them, here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I would not, could not, on a train. I would not, could not, on a plane. I will not eat them on a boat, I will not eat them with a goat. I do not like green tomatoes and ham.
There are no tomatoes in heaven. Me and Dad and the Holy Ghost don't go for them... if you like them, fine, but you're not coming here.
I like tomatoes... and so do the American people ... and so does the world ... at least, that's what they tell me... oh yeah, and so does little baby Jesus. so there.
I had tomatoes for my last meal on earth... I loved them... I hope there are tomatoes in heaven... tomatoes are not evil... no.
Imagine how i feel.....my name has haunted me all my life and my mum used to punish me by readfing me tomato murdering stories. I used to wake up and see tomatoes looming over my bed........then i realized it was my mum!
seriously, this website is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!
TOMATOES!!! yeh cos they have minds of their own, right, and they're out to kill everyone and take over the world!!!!
and my mum has a red car (a beetle) which i cant even sit in. im going to go and leek my soul out to my teddy bear now.....urgh leeks. just as bad as tomatoes. and onions. they are all out to rule. watch your back!!!
EW!
tomatos are vile and GROSS!
my mum always has these masses of cherry tomato plants, and every year she picks them, cooks them, plants more, and theres ALWAYS all these tomatos laying around, the dogs pick them, chew them up USUALLY ON MY BED! and so from this influx of tomatos i have gained a pretty chronic fear... and to make it worse i work at a IGA and people bring tomatos WITHOUT BAGS through the checkout and i have to force myself to touch them.. eww.... xD
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i've hated tomatoes for as long as i can remember but it got worse over time! they are disgusting.. a few weeks ago someone thought it would be funny and threw one on me i had a panic attack and started to cry, it's definetly not a joke. i'm actually about to cry looking at this tomato picture to the right of me. come near me with a tomato and i will blow your head off
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys have no life!!!!! Talking bad about a tomato like its a person.......You people have issues get other topics to waste your time on not a fucking food that feeds billions you RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY TOMATO IN 80% or more of our food !!! and 10000 of people ask not to add tomato , omg its in everything , i dont like them and i'm a vagetrian ,, maybe once i ate fish by mistake but i'll never put a tomato in my mouth ever
i have a phobia of tomatoes... there really disgusting and wrong. i want to shoot and burn them all. without touching them that is....
join me?!!?!?!??!?!?!???
My family is of Italian descent and everything we were forced to eat as children had tomatoes in it. I always knew there was something unsavoury and evil about it, and used to sneak away to bury my dinner in the garden. To my delight it was discovered I am allergic to tomatoes, that was the happiest day of my life! But they still offer me their vile tomato-infested dishes at every opportunity. Ugh.
Last week, I was putting gas in my lawnmower. I accidentally spilled a little on the lawn. Everything died including all the grass and every single weed in a two foot circle. A little plant started to grow in the middle, and I was very excited. Within a very short time, it had grown to about 3 feet, with large leaves. Next thing you know, it starts growing tomatoes. What the hell kind of plant grows in gasoline? It can't be good for you.
Tomatos are the featus of the devil i tell you. The way they look is far too similar to raw flesh in a babys arm, how could i possibly touch it let alone eat it if i see it like that???
I HATE them, my dad has a garden and grows like a million of them. Every year he tries to give some to me forgetting (once again) that i hate them. People that grow them are always so proud to offer them to you, like you are priveledged to be one of the "chosen"..
since i was small my family have grown tomatoes, ate tomatoes and yes, squeezed tomatoes. But it's strange how i'm actually disgusted and quite terrified of tomato seeds.. I can happily gorge off fleshy tinned tomatoes or even fresh, but it's when you squeeze a tomato and the skin gradually bursts, leading to a gooey frogs porn-esque group of seeds seeping out onto your plate , hand or mouth!
I can't look at them! I've even tried hiding tomatoes between layers of various sandwich fillings and thick crusty bread.. IT DOESN'T WORK!
should i just give up on tomatoes all together?
should i just give up on life?
someone help me with my tomaphobia.
But can't you hear the tomato scream and scream and scream for its life when you bite down into it? Cuz I sure can! And I don't want to hurt any living thing!
Its even worse when you have a whole entire tomato plant and you forget to water it. THen it begs and begs and begs. Quietly because it is getting weak. You might not hear that unless you listen real hard. Probably, you should water it then.
Hablantes hispanos! Anti tomates y pro tomates! Ha sido creado el mas grande (Y único) ejercito contra los tomates! El E.M.E.T (Ejercito Maléfico para la Ejecución de los Tomates)
Nuestro proposito es reducir a los maléficos tomates para que solo sean ingeridos por aquellos que los disfruten! Nunca mas trocitos de tomate en la ensalada de lechuga que pediste! Nunca mas aquel tomate escurridizo en tu sandwich!!!
Los requisitos para unirse son:
- Ser una fruta-vegetal-planta comestible mutante, malevolo y genéticamente alterado (Y crear un nombre como "La Aceituna Homicida" y un perfil)
- Odiar los tomates de forma obsesiva (o suficiente para dejarlos pudrirse) o amarlos para comerlos mucho
- Aceptar todas las locas teorías sobre la malignidad de los tomates y sus espinas
- No ser un amargado cuyo unico proposito en la vida es corromper las ideas originales.
- Ser raro
Si cumples con todos los requisitos, manda un mail a [email protected] con tu informacion!!
Somos una comunidad pequeña, pero creceremos y derrotaremos a los tomates!!
Es facil unirse!
Atte
El Champiñon Asesino, Presidente
PD: And E.A.T.E in english coming soon!
PD2: Tambien pueden unirse a la campaña del flan. Mas información pidanla a [email protected].
finally i found what i'm looking for, i eat anything except tomato, i never ate it and i never will, i hate it so much and i love anyone who hate it too..., believe me all problems i had in my life was caused by tomatoes.., here in morocco we were living in peace and everything was good for thousand years, until the stupid fucking spaniards discover the new world and bring tomatoes here.., i wish i was living before that time..,
everytime i order something, i have to be sure that i say "without tomato"
other people say that i only want to get attention
ps : i agree with you all tomato hater...
The claim that tomatoes are not a vegetable is untrue. They are both a fruit AND and vegetable. The two are not mutually exclusive.
I hate tomatoes. The image of tomatoes has instilled fear in me since birth. I hate the smell of tomatoes growing in our garden, it makes me nautious. they should be eliminated before something like marijuana.
you all are a bunch of fucking lunatics, you know that right?
okay...good.
Stupid freaking tomato-heads!!! They're ruining the world! Down with the m8r-heads!!!!
Tomato's win, you lose...period. The tomato is probably the best fruit on earth.
Tomatoes were always a total downer for me until I had the Burger King Veggie Burger which, unbeknownst to me had a thick slice of tomatoe in it. I was shocked when, half way through my burger, I realized I'd been consuming... tomato. But I didn't take it off. All of a sudden I realized the value of the tomato as a flavor and a texture. So it all worked out, you know?
TAMOTOTES aRE TEH BEST I LOVERzz THEM SO you guys go WHIZz UP A ROPE
Tomatoes are Evil!!!!
when i was a whelp i used ketchup to wash my hair once, but that's not why i hate tomatos. i hate tomatos because they are best friends with cheese. tomatos and cheese are vile corruptors and need to be stopped
I will not eat any tomatoe product its really wierd but I duno where it all started, now its come to the point where I have trouble eating any kind of sauce. Never thought this many people had the same phobia.
Tamatos are good ;,]
I ate a tomato once and I pooped red stuff for three day's
Tomatoes are the devil's food/ They always appear wjen you don't want them.
I hate tometoes since I was a child. I remember one day a huge tometo ran after me in the garden' since then i swore I will try not to have any connection with them. But they always appear and they are always there.
In every salad, sandwich and Pizza. Who needs them?
The worst about tomatoes is not their color , or even theur taste (I presume) it's their awfull texture!!!
Why there isn't even one normal plate in Italian restaurant without a vicious tomato inside.
Soon we are going to have a child- I don't know whether I should give him/her to eat tomatoes( you know, some say it is important) or to save him /her from this horrorable expirience.
May god help us all.
Heya you nasty people!
I ama very upaset thata you theenk my lovely fruit isa making youa sad. COmea round to mya place for somea lovely pastas in toamtoes!
Cioa!
Tomatoes are evil. They are squishy and have seriously nasty seeds that slide around when you are trying carefully not to touch them so you won't be poisoned.
consider the following ... What is the worst smell in the world ? The skunk. What is the only thing on earth that will get rid of skunk stink ??? Tomato juice. I offer this as irrefutable evidence that tomatoes are vile.
ban tomatoes and also we kill spanish people...mostly basques as they introduced tomatos...through the lord emperor tomas the tomato lugg....hail all the goats and lebos..i rub toms tomatos all over my hairy chest in protest to these vile tomas tomatoes
RAMONE! This kid has AIDS!
I LOVE MATERS! I EAT EM'....I HUMP EM'....I WANNA BE ONE!!!!!!
I love your site! Of course I love tomatos, too--they're the taste of summer, but I got a kick out of reading the "fact" list. Thanks for making my birthday more entertaining.
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who absolutely HATES tomatoes. I don't understand why pre-made sandwiches automically come with tomatoes. It's soooo annoying!!
All you anti-tomato-supporters: the real enemy is the potato! the tomato is just a red herring!
F*** YOU AND YOUR BAD VIEWS ON TOMATOES!
So I'm working at a client's office right, and they offer me lunch, but I dont expect to be there long so I decline. But I struggle with the job and after a while the smell of roasting cheese fills my nose and I ever so humbly request a sandwich. And what do the bastards bring me?? Cheese and turd (tomato)!! Did I ask for turd on my food??
So being clients I cant reject it after all that and had to eat it. I almost died. it was just as bad as I always expected it to be.
I've hated them since I can remember dont know why but I know it's righteous! KILL TOMATOES!!!
Of any food on the planet, I HATE tomatoes the worst. I've hated them as long as i can remember. I tried to eat one once as a kid because it was all that came out of our garden in abundance and everyone else seemed to love them. I nibbled the outside away and was quite sick when i got to the middle which was unedible. BARF. Once when i was 17 or so i ordered a burrito from Taco Bell without tomatoes and it had tomatoes. I was so sick the next day. Not the beers fault - Entirely due to unwanted tomatos. i will spend however much time it takes to pick them out of food. Its a mess too. Slimy little creatures. I grew a few plants when i moved to my house. The ones I wasn't able to give away are still in the bottom of my freezer becasue I can't figure out how to make chili without hunks of tomato. i once blew a fuse and was slightly electrocuted using a hand mixer in a pot of chili to get rid of tomato chunks. Barf!! They are only popular becasue they grow so well. Like a freaking weed. People who eat them are stupid. No BLT's in my house. Just BL's. I would NEVER buy a tomato or except one for free. I hate seeing them advertised at restaurants like they are doing us a favor putting that slimey thing on sandwhiches. After typing this, I feel i hold a grudge against tomatos even deeper then i knew. They are a crappy fruit. I can't imagine even being starving to death and happy to see a tomato. Gross beyond words. Bloody Mary? No freaking way - Just poor me a beer.
you guys are seriously sad! now if you will excuse me im going to anti cabbage .com wierdos
Why the Hell do some cooks think that they must put onions, green peppers, and tomatoes in everything? Once they do it the food is ruined you can't get rid of that taste and have a ring of fire and gut aces for days
any cook that uses onions, green peppers, and tomatoes together should have his fingers cut off when he's chopping the onions!
joe, i feel your pain. i once yodled down the canyon of a fine young tomato, only.. the next morning i woke up and the fucking thing was stuck in my butthole. it was a shame, i didn't put it up there.. it made me wonder how many fucking tomatoes like the smell of a man's ass. im scared of tomatoes.
Someone told me that making love to a tomato was the best ever. SO OF COURSE I HAD TO TRY IT!!!!!!!!!! It was the worst thing ever. Fucking lying sacks of shit, they basically ruined everything for me. I can't go to dinners that have tomatoes around without feeling distant and awkward like some creep or something. I hate onions too!!!!
My wife and I got married 11 years ago and one of the most logical reasons we could think of... we both hate tomatoes! Its a marriage made in heaven as our salids are always tomato free. We do have issues about whether or not to pass this on to our children but they don't seem to like them anyway.
I feel like ive found a brotherhood, im 23 and have never eaten a tomato it reminds me of raw flesh and it makes me want to gag, i have had people throw them at me and break them over my paperwork in the office people think its just funny its ridiculous that i can't even touch them, i gave up cucumbers aswell as they made me think thats what a tomato would taste like
I can't stand the little fuckers either. They just sit in my folk's garden, taunting me.....right along side their evil friend the onion. GOD how I hat onions. It ruins my ENTIRE day if I find a tomatoe or onion in my Sub Sammich, etc....after i specified that I would like NONE OF THESE IN MY FOOD! I even go as far as to say I'm allergic to them so people take me serious. GUUGGHHH... well, that's my venting story...Thanks fer reading it!
I fukcing feel ripped off because I always order with "no tomatoes" and save the restaurant some money and do they say thanks no and then half the time they put them on anyway and even if you take them off there is no way to get rid of all the slimy seeds that still taste like fucjing tomato! Maybe order tomato on the side maybe even extra tomato and throw those disgusting slimy seedy slices in the trash which is where they belong! Fuck tomato conformity and resist pressure to conform! Same for zuchini too.
You are all wasting your time... you built a whole site to tell everyone that you hate tomatoes?? Damn! Whats next, a motherfucking forum on tomatoes?
Thank god i'v found, people who share the same anti-bloody tomato life as i do. the smell, look and shape makes me sick. i spend much of my time, when eating a meal at a friends house picking and seaching for the dreaded demon which is the TOMATO. The thing i hate most about them is the pips, with all the jelly kinda gew around. i cant bare the thought of even thinking of eating one. this is truely a phobia for life. serouisly i could write an essay about how i hate them!!
"My Name Is Tomato"
by Muslickz
My Name is Tomato - call me Tom for short.
I entered this country without a passport.
Ever since then I've made lots of scum rich.
Some have been murdered and found in a ditch.
I'm more valued than diamonds, more treasured than gold.
Eat me just once and you too will be sold.
I'll make a school boy forget his books.
I'll make a beauty queen forget her looks.
I'll take a renowned speaker and make him a bore.
I'll take your mother and make her a whore.
I'll make a teacher forget how to teach.
I'll make a preacher not want to preach.
I'll take all your rent money and you'll be evicted.
I'll murder your babies, or they'll be addicted.
I'll make you rob, and steal, and kill.
When you're under my power, you will have no will.
Remember, my friend, my name is "Big T".
If you try me one time, you may never be free.
I have destroyed many actors, politicians and heroes.
I've decreased bank accounts from millions to zero.
I'll make shootings and stabbing a common affair.
Once I take charge, you won't have a prayer.
Now that you know me, what will you do?
You'll have to decide - it's all up to you.
Listen to me, and please listen well,
When you ride with Tomatoes, you're headed for hell.
My grandmother used to eat those fucking things raw with salt. It was like watching a wrinkled skinned, denture-zombie eating flesh from the stomach of an infant. It fucked me up something fierce. To this day I can't stand that squishing sound when one is smashed or stomped. If I was ever sprayed by a skunk I'd rather take a shower in a bukkake bucket than have to pour tomato juice all over me. Tomatoes are to vegetables and fruit was the Holocaust was to the Jews. I can't believe the nerve of my grandmother, eating those shits raw in front of my innocent eyes like some sort of starved raven picking out the eyes of the dead and bloated. I'm sorry, I have to go throw up right now. Tomatoes make me sick to my stomach.
To tomatoe or not to tomatoe not even a ?
For the record I must say that if you trully don't enjoy tomatoes as I do there must be something trully wrong with your taste in foods.
I would imagine most people that don't like or eat tomatoes smoke a tobacco product and really can't taste food so they will have to miss out on the best that nature has to offer. But all is not lost there is more for us to enjoy and it will happily be your loss.
Bill (Indiana)
All of you are morons. Please ban tomatoes? What the hell is your problem?get a grip it's a god damned food. Jesus!
It is holi in Bangalore,India,rite now.We usually throw coloured dyes and at the most eggs at each other but dis time dey(ma frnz)went a step ahead.Dey threw da unthinkable-da damn tomatoes.I cannot bear it,i feel like everythin is over.Dis is torcher.I had a bath for 2 hours but i`m still smellin like tomato.I wish none has to go thru such a thing ever,includin ma enemies.Plz ban tomatoes.Otherwise da world over people will suffer.
Okay, so like others here, I hate tomatoes. I have a real aversion to the actual raw tomato, to the point of nausea, whether real or imagined. It started, like so many others, when I was forced to eat a cherry tomato as a child during a dinner. Now, I thought it looked good at the time, but when I took that first squishy, icky bite, I nearly choked to death! The taste made me gag, and I practically threw up. My family told me I just had to "get used" to them. Well, it's been more than 30 years, and I'm still not "used" to them. Nor have I "acquired" a taste for them. The only thing is, I hate the raw tomato, but I like most of the products made from tomato, like ketchup, spaghetti sauce, pizza, even salsa! Don't ask me why... But still, I really abhor sliced raw tomatoes. And I can't stand stewed tomatoes. If I get tomatoes on some other food, I'll usually pick off all the tomatoes. Thank goodness I'm not the only one... in my circle of friends, I know a few others who also hate tomatoes. It's nice to know I'm not alone in this. Kudos to all of those brave enough to withstand the torment of tomato eaters! I know how you feel... Let's stick together on this, and fight for our right for tomato-free food!
Fuck a tomato
i hate tomato
Oh my gosh...you "anti tomato" people are LAME. My brother doesn't like tomatos either but he isn't a crazy freak like you guys.
I think im allergic to raw tomatos also but the taste of tomatoes is so orgasmic i can't help but eat them Every Chance i get!!!
Long live the TOMATO!!!
My mother would can tomatoes from our garden and serve her favorite dish all year long: Stewed tomatoes. She would add them to everything she cooked. Big chunks of tomato. She was a believer in not letting me up until I ate everything on my plate. I should of called CPS. To this day I gag just thinking about this so-called fruit.
I wonder how many people remember last time you ordered a whopper and forgot to say no tomatoes and bit into it. Its like remembering where you were when you heard the titanic sunk.
My first tomato was like a gift from satan.
Now, I'm not opposed to these fruits being cooked thoroughly and added to sauces, but they are revolting raw.
Basically, everytime I eat one I feel like a slug is sticking its fingers down my throat. I want to gag.
But y'know the worst thing? No matter how many people I continously tell about my phobia, I'm still continually served those hellish things!
The first time I tried a tomato (cherry tomato) I gagged, retched, and vomited a little bit in my mouth. The next time I tried a tomato several years later(grape tomato) I gagged and retched (no vomit)
this site rocks... I have been a life-long hater of tomatoes. I thought I was alone, lots of people eat them all the time. However, to me, they are poison. And they stink. And they feel squishy and cold ... gross !!! And the seeds are slimy. And they stain. And that's just too much bullshit to take from one food (I don't even give a fuck if it is a fruit or a vegetable ; all I know is that they are poison). Fuck tomatoes.
Basically I think the tomato is very tasteless. Why do most people like tomato's? I can't figure it out. They bring nothing to dishes in which they are added. The famous spegetti sauce would be nothing without all the other vegitables (oinions, carrots, ect...). If you want to know what tomatoes really taste like try cooking some tomatoes and then just adding in a few spices. What you get will be a bland taste of nothingness. What a awful fruit. The tomato is worthless. But not only is it tasteless and a poor ingredient in dishes, but it also is a lousy fruit.
One of the submitions to this site asked "why are tomato's never in fruit salad?". The answer is simple, they suck compared to other fruits. Oranges, pineapples, blueberries, ect... are all much more delicious. Basically tomato's are a substandard fruit that gain acceptance due to the fact that they are in the vegitable section. Tomato's are for bland tasteless people who don't know how to cook.
Basically people who like tomatoes are worthless, ignorant scum.
I hate tomatoes. Tomatoes gave me cancer, AIDS, clamydia, made me lose my wife and three kids, my job and my friends. My life was happy, and then all of sudden the tomatoes stepped in. It is hell now, i tell you, it is hell. A true tomato-shaped hell. So, when you eat a tomato, remember me. BAN TOMATOES! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
I'm apparently allergic to raw tomatoes. When I discovered this, I naturally asked for food "with no tomatoes." Well, this story took place a few years ago. Me and my best friend went to a Mexican-esque chain restaurant. I ordered my usual, with the "no tomatoes" request. We got our order and checked it. Tomatoes. Went through the drive thru again. Checked again. More tomatoes. We had to go into the restaurant and talk to a manager. She didn't care. She even told me to "quit whining and eat your order." Now, I have SEVERE reactions (very gross)to raw tomatoes. She'd pissed me off, so I basically swallowed the entire thing. 3 minutes later, you could see and hear my stomach churning. About 30 secs-1 min. after, I projectile vomitted all over the counter, walls, floor, everything. HA!!! Take that!!!
I HATE TOMATOES. I never liiked them and i never will. plus my best friend died chokin on a tomato. I would have a best friend if tomatoes never existed. TOMATOES MUST PAY!!
Tomatoes suck fuckin' cock! I remember one time at work when a lady came in talking about her husband (who is a fellow tomatoe hater)and how he ordered pizza with no sauce (way to go) and then she told us about how he is missing out on the best food in the world (that sicko) and sometime she will just go to the resturant and order him an onion-stuffed tomatoe (god that is sick) i had to leave the room. i felt sick to my stomache. This is why i also hate onions. stupid fucking tomatoes and onions... I am so happy that there are other like me who also hate the tomato. Well, have a tomato-free day!
I never thought I'd end up hating tomatoes. I mean, I eat them (or I used to, when they were allowed in the house), I used to cook with them... you know; spaghetti, lasgna, enchiladas, pizza...
Then Steve moved in.
He's a hater. A serious tomatohater. It began with a childhood post-ketchup barforama, and has now become a full-blown phobia.
To make things even more entertaining, he's a vegetarian. Eats nothing that has a face. So, everything I ever grew up eating or cooking is history.
The best part is, and this is really why I HATE tomatoes, every time we eat out he has to order each dish specifically whith "no tomatoes" which, guarantees the special sauce! He'll say he's allergic. Then, when the food comes, if it's not obviously tomato-free, he'll sit and pick through it and make me help inspect and taste each suspicious morsel! Sometimes he has to send it back, sometimes he just pushes his plate away and expects to watch me eat.
Life would be so much simpler if there had never been tomatoes.. it's really not that big of a deal! I don't want to engage in this war on tomatoes... I just want to get on with my life. I hate tomatoes!
I hate that damn fruit ITS GAY. I mean its a fruit but its not in fruit cocktail, its in salads but not a fruit salad why is that? I'll tell you why, cause its GAY!!! It decieves us by trying to hide as a veggie damn the tomato and its covert ways. DAMN THE TOMATO TO HELL. I wonder could Bush spell tomato can I spell tomato. Either way BAN THAT GAY AS FRUIT/VEGGIE THING STRAIGHT TO HELL.
signed Dave.
P.S. Sorry if I offended any Heterosexually challenged tomato hating people out there.
Back in the day, a "friend" told me that it felt good to rub a tomato on your scrotum. So I did. It was not good. So now I don't like tomatoes .... I don't like anything you can't safely rub on your balls. Thank you for your attention.
You guys really need a life!
I like to sit on tomatoes and rub my butt on the slimy seeds!
what a waste of time making a website about hating tomatoes get out more u twats
whats wrong with all u anti tomato people u are all homosexuals and u secrectly rub them all over and get turned on u bunch of gay faggots.
ps. I FUCKING LUVVVVVVV THEM
not anti-tomato, To anti-tomato.. I LOVE TOMATOES!!! ^^ ¿É°®µÄ·¬ÇÑÊÇÊÀ½çÉÏ×î×î¿É°®µÄ¶«!! ÎÒ°®Ð¡·¬ÇÑ!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE TOMATOES!!
Hmmm.... someone actually took the time to dedicate their very own web-page to this sad venture. I quite intensely enjoy a good tomato, when the juice runs down my chin. :) You don't know what you're missing.
I leave you with this thought, it must be a fruitless endeavor (excuse the pun) to dedicate a page to that of a tomato or anti-tomato.
I mean (laced in sarcasm), I can certainly see how world hunger, violence in the middle east, acts of anger and terrorism are far less a threat than that dreadful fruit. Find a new hobby.
I really, really hate tomatoes because everytime I see one, I remember my former teacher whose nose is so huge, just like a tomato. And it swells!!! Yuck!!!
I really, really hate my teacher, too. She always gets angry for no reason and she's always spoiling my day!!! I really, really hate that fuckin' bitch!!! I just wish she was dead!!! I just wish I never met her...Now, I hate tomatoes because of her damn, stupid, fuckin' face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomatoes are evil,
Tomatoes are bad.
Tomatoes make me angry,
Tomatoes make me sad.
I hate ketchup,
I hate pizza.
Speaking of tomatoes,
I never eat them.
People think I'm crazy,
Crazy in the head.
People who eat tomatoes,
I wish they were dead.
Hmmm...what should I say?
I wish the tomatoes
Would just go away.
The attack of the
killer tomatoes everyone's gonna die,
You're dead,
Good bye.
You all are the kind of people that don't eat fish because of the smell. The kind of fools that don't eat shell fish because of the texture. and the kind of people whose penis' lay limp at 40 because of prostate cancer. Shame on you.
When I was a child I had VERY hot hot chocolate. Iy was so hot that it burnned the roof of my mouth off. Now, if I ever have tomatoes, I get acid burns in my mouth! I am sick of getting burned!!!!!
One thing is certain: there are a lot of illiterate tomato-haters out there with no particular calling in life except to vent there pap here... what a waste
Hi! I'm a tomato hater from Turkiye. Many tourists here say the best tomatoes they ever ate is in Turkey. My family says I am missing so much. But I can't touch, cut or taste a tomato. In restaurants they don't understand me and I have to say I'm allergic. Sometimes they take the tomato from the plate, but I have to wipe that part of the plate so there is no water and seeds left(disgusting!!!). In McDonald's I say give me a burger- only bread and meat. I also can't eat many other vegetables and fruits. I love all types of meat, fish, chicken, chocolate and coke. The food I hate most is tomato, and I especially can't stand food which is watery and seedy. I feel like throwing up. I do want to change because this is terrible for my health. I want to go to a phsychotherapist as soon as I have enough money for that. Everyone looks at me like I'm a weirdo when I try to explain, and I never go to dinner parties because they always have to have the damn tomato in everything! Any way someone can help? What's the name of this problem? Is this Neurosis? What is it???!!
It all stems back to my childhood and one of my first ever memories of growing up. At dinner time I was as happy as a pig in shit before I was forced to eat salads and tomatoes. I would of been happy to just keep on eating that mushy baby food with all its weird and wonderful flavours, but no, salad is good for us! Anyway, I puked the first time I tried the tomato, but my parents couldn't give a damn, so they kept on feeding me that evil stuff. Here's where initiative comes into play - when they weren't looking I used to stuff that crap anywhere I could - down my pants, in vases, ornaments, in my sister's bowl, out the window etc. It was much of an effort to attempt this every night, but well worth it.
Thanks for listening and say NO! to tomatoes.
The other day a friend was ill and asked me to pick her up some chicken soup, bananas and a tomato or two. It was an emotionally difficult task, given my hatred of this most revolting foodstuff, but she was sick and all so I gave it a go.
After staring at the stack of tomatoes in the store for about three minutes, and seeing as how there was nobody around I could ask to complete the chore for me, it became evident that I would have to grab a few plastic bags and wrap them around my hand in order to pick up the vile things up.
The day after, my therapy session ran a bit longer than usual.
The anti-cancer connection is nonsense. I love tomatoes, especially tomato sandwiches. So I eat lots of them, far more than most people. In 1990 I contracted prostate cancer at age 55. That's young for the disease. So how come tomatoes didn't shield me? This food-as-medicine stuff is all nonsense as far as I'm concerned.
MMMmmmmmmm I hated them my whole life but now that I quit smoking and I eat much healthier I can't get enough of them! From the little cherry and grape tomatoes to the big fat juicy red ones. Mmmmmmmmm :) More for me you freaks.
I got a job in a greenhouse this summer. Know what we do? We package tomatoes. ALL DAY LONG I touch, breathe, sort, package, put stickers on, gather, and separate tomatoes of every size, shape, and color.
Can you even imagine??
I think its gr8 what you guys are doing for the World ;) I fuggin hate tomatoes....and remember a salad without tomatoes is like Coffee without iron filings...
I hate tomatoes. They are nothing but evil. I wish I could just kill them all. My mom says that I hate tomatoes because I want attention. That the only reason I tell people I hate tomatoes is to get them to throw those evil things on me. I hate them, why would I want them on me. I refer to people who eat, touch, fuck, or do anything with tomatoes as objects. My therapists are always asking me to explain why I hate tomatoes. But no matter what they do I can't tell them they won't understand BECAUSE THEY EAT TOMATOES! UGH! Tomatoes are the fucking reason we have so many problems in the world. Why do objects have cancer? Why do objects murder other objects? Why are there so many problems in the world? Hmmm... IT'S THE FUCKING TOMATOES I TELL YOU. Those objects just don't listen. I don't even know why I have to see a therapist or two. I HAVE NO FUCKING PROBLEM! That's all I have to say. Peace out and stay tomato-free! Love all you tomato haters.
Here's a little know fact about the tomato, and why it deserves the bad pulicity it gets on this site...
In the 1500's...
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
I ate a red one. I ate a green one. I ate a yellow one, then I turned blue
/No ketchup?! How do you people gather? I have never met two consecutive or non-consecutive ketchup-haters(or tomato haters), so I suppose this can't be a "social" congregation. Nope; it just isn't possibly. You must be socially inverted to the point of perversion. It seems odd to be cursed with such an obscure hobby. I'm sure your conversations CAN go past "oh, I fuckin hate tomatoes.", to which you might reply, "Oh yeah, man. I really fuckin' hate 'em too". I'm sure you guys do a whole lotta fist-shakin', but I don't know how much satisfaction you people get in public. I'm bet you're all D&D vid-kids and Monty Burns's with snotty-child temperments activated by ANYTHING that may have been associated with a tomato. Maybe some of you were those kids that were justified when you ran to the bathroom at some birthday party when someone made fun of you for not liking ketchup, and you screamed louder than anyone, "Shut up, you idiot! I'm allergic! I could have died!" And then everyone felt sorry for you and you were satisfied. No ketchup?! No Sir, you just ain't right. I would follow this up with a fist-shake, but I don't want to stoop to your level./
blech!!!!!! I avoid them like a vegetarian would with meat.
What's one thing I wouldn't touch even if I were starving to death, the incredible unedible tomato! My taste for those despicable puke stimulaters dies a little each day, and they keep me remembering what nausea is. Unless I'm going way out of my way to be polite, I won't eat anything on my own terms containing them. I make my hot dogs with mustard only and fries with just salt. I can hardly stand the thought of pizza and spaghetti anymore, and you probably wouldn't find it past my teeth in the future. I had chop suey for dinner tonight, and what was left at the bottom of the bowl when I finished? A pile of stewed tomatoes.
You don't have to eat tomatoes any more, and you can still enjoy your ketchup, because the purple ketchup purple katchup is made only from eggplants'n'concord grapes'n'amethysts; and the green katchup is made from zucchini skins'n'the stuff in tobacco worms'n'dyed pizza crusts from the dumpster behind Mickey D's. So it's okay. All the girls down at the processing plant in Leamington said so while they were on an illegal smoke break, eh!
I could not imagine a world without tomatoes.
I am a lover of the juicy red berry and I am aware of their darkside.
But I also believe that the Tomato can co-exist in harmony with other life forms as long as you are aware of their darside.
In this time of war I hope all the vegetables, berries and fruit can just get together and make a salad.
..and remember salsa without tomatoes, is just peppers and onions.
I ran across your web sight, and was stunned. How could anyone hate tomatoes. I love them, especially in the summer when you can get home grown ones. I like to lick a place on the outside of the tomato, then sprinkle some salt on the wet place. I then take as big a bite as I can. The juice and seeds dribble down by chin and onto my shirt. There is nothing finer. Sometimes I like to chop up a tomato and eat it with cottage cheese, with salt and pepper.
You guys are nuts.
Tomatoes are good
I HATE TOMATOES, there just useless, stupid red balls that splat when they hit the ground, they dont do anything but get eaten by strange freaky people that like tomatoes.
DOWN WITH TOMATOES, the government doesn't make much money from tomatoes why should he export them, war is the same as tomatoes government spends more money thans hes getting so eventualy the world will die and rot because of tomatoes.
Okay Jacob S, I hope your happy...
In the produce isle at the market, I went to grab some carrots for Christmas Dinner. Not looking at my feet (normal people don't watch their feet), I stepped on something round that made me fly in the air. A tomato was on the ground and I think it was on perpose but anywayz, I slipped and fell on my back. The docters said I stunned it. Ever since then, I look at my feet and stay clear of tomatos. YOU SHOULD TOO!...
I would like to respond to those who say that tomatoes are useless. I have studied hard to find a good, positive use for tomatoes ... you can stick them up your ass to keep the gerbils out. That's about all I can think of ... Thank you for your attention.
I just have to say that if it wasn't for tomotoes, I wouldn't be the bitter person that I am today.
I never thought that a little red ball of gooey seeds would ever pervert me and create the disgusting self that I look at in the mirror every day.
It all started late in 1998 when I ordered a chicken Caesar salad from my favorite restaurant. When I got it, it looked good, but as I ate, I noticed that my throat was tightening and my airway was becoming restricted. It turns out that the glaze on the chicken was tomato based and although I didn't see any red goo on my meal I was consuming the putrid, red devil called tomato.
Several weeks later I awoken in a hospital bed with a hot red-headed nurse over me. She was telling me how lucky I was to be alive after the allergic reaction that I had. It turns out that I have a deathly allergic reaction towards tomatoes and the meal that I had coulda been my last.
I missed my wedding because of that incident and my fiance didn't believe the story that I am telling here. she thought that I was just a liar and unworthy of her everlasting love. Now I spend my days alone and heartbroken, ever conscious of the tomato that put me here.
To this I say that I will never forgive the red demon that so many unknowinly shove down their throats. And that I am alone because someone thought that a nice tomato glaze would better my dining pleasure......How wrong they were.
A little story...A Boy one day was with family at a Festival of some sort. Well they had all kinds of foods and stuff...Well, there was a GIANT tomato mascot, which literally scared the shit out of him!, well His Parents decided to give him some food samples, all though he was scared of the tomato man, well he ate it, and after that said"Ewe mom, thats was nasty, what was it" and before she could answer, the tomato man answered "My Babys!" since it was some nasty tomato casserole type thing, the immediately threw up on the tomato man and didnt stop for 5 minutes...The tomato man was pist, so he scared the litle boy and chased him....into the street..where the boy passed out of fright hit his head, and died...now you say, Tomatos are good? look at that!!!
Tomatoz r good!.....GOOD...GOOD 4 NUTHING! GOOD TO THROW AT PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEM SO MUCH...TOMATOZ SUCK ASS LIKE MAJOR, NASTY FUNKY MUSHY TOMATOEYNESS....BLAH
I really haven't thought about it, but come to think of it...... I LOVE MY WIFE'S TOMATOES!!!
Let me tell you a sad story. When i was still going through high school my father bought a produce store. At the time i thought nothing of it, little did i know this event would shape the rest of my life. In the summer to follow i was expected to work there, and i really had no problem with that, i never minded helping out my father even if the money was not that great. So the summer began and i soon found that the majority of my duties was to make sure the produce on the counters was fresh and out going and incoming was not infected with old rotting stock. In itself this was already a pretty nasty job. But, then it all changed. Tomato season came. This, being my first time working at a produce store i really did not know what to expect. I remember everyone getting excited. The old people who came in with perfect change would ask if the tomatoes had arrived yet. I really did not think much of it. Then they came. A large truck rolled in one morning and started unloading flat after flat of "fresh tomatoes." There was probably fifty or so cases on each flat, and they just rolled them in to the back of the store. I wondered why the tomatoes were not brought into the main floor so that people could start to purchase them and what not. I was young and nieve. After about 8 or 9 flats were unloaded. My dad turned to me with a smile and said that all the tomatoes needed to be checked before they could go out onto the floor. Check i asked? He just motioned me to follow him to the back. Stopping before the first flat he grabbed a case off the top. I still did not understand, until he stuck his hand in and pulled out something, i was not even sure it was a tomato. What he brought out of the box looked toxic. It was a tomato all right but had no structure and the weight of itself being lifted into the air made the rotten sides explode. The tomato leaked a its slimy innards all over my fathers hand. I was in a word terrified. He just gave me a hellish smile not even seeming to care that he had that red slimy ooze on his hand. He simply said "you see if the bad ones are left in, they will all go." Tossing the tomato into the garbage can as he left me to my job. Sorry this story is still not finished it gets much worse. As you can probably imagine. So i started sorting the red fruit from hell. I soon found that the odour of the rotting nasty tomatoes was near enough to make you sick. It was 8:00 am when i had started and i finished the last flat at 11pm that same night. I was working like a mad man just so i could be done with the awful task. Finished, i did not feel any accomplishment at all. instead my clothes were disgustingly ruined and my self worth was gone. I don't remember how many times i had nearly quit that day cursing the world for my troubles. But, somehow i made it though. I was relived to hear that we had sold off about 3 flats the first day to the old, who for some reason can the things. Why would you can a tomato? Anyway the next morning when i got to work to my horror my first duty was to go through the remaining 6 flats again. Again i asked? I had just went through the whole bunch of them yesterday. My dad just said you have to stay on top of those tomatoes or they are just all going to go. I walked back with the the thought of why are they so worried about these tomatoes, knowing at least they can't be as bad as yesterday, i did just go through them. As i started I found that these tomatoes that had just been sorted were as bad as yesterday but, now they had this white fuzzy mold growing off of them. It could not be healthy to handle such things. How could anyone want to buy something like this, even the ones that were not rotting would get drenched with the ooze of dying tomatoes. I just imagined the people walking out of the store so happy to have some fresh tomatoes. If they only knew what went on behind the scenes. I would always try and make the best of the situation and hurry though the tomatoes. Soon i was done. It was a happy time and the news of the tomatoes must have spread through town, because after the end of the second day we had only two flats left. It really made me happier to know if i did have to sort those disgusting little reds again it would not take that long. The next morning i had arrived a little late to work. But i knew my first duty would be to sort the fricken tomatoes so i just went straight back to them. Entering the back room the breath was knocked right out of me. there were over twenty flats waiting for me. It turned out that tomato season had just begun and it would last for a about a month. My summer was ruined. Now that i do not have to handle tomatoes i am a much happier person. I do not buy tomato products and will not enter a produce store. It has been over 6 years since i was forced to handle the vile fruit but every once in a while i will have a nightmare that reminds me of my past. My reason for sharing this story is to let all the young people who have a choice about a summer job know. Never Ever work at a produce store. Especially if you already hate tomatoes.. Thanks for the opportunity to share my story. The tomato sight is great..
I think tomatoes suck because everyone argues about wether it's a fruit or a vegetable. I know for a fact it's a vegetable because no fruit would taste that nasty! They put tomatoes in vegetable soup, but not in fruit salad! That proves my point! Either I'm right or some idiot put a fruit in my vegetable soup and didn't put them in my fruit salad! Later, Mike
Corn is digested really well, it always comes out whole I guess you know nothing of spagetti or chili in your hole Tomatoes make many things but you would never know I know of salsa and ask the cheifs, without the tomatoe, your dish is doomed "pooh!!" How can you hate the tomatoe? So juicy and fine? I bet you never gave it a chance in my mind. Next time you want some chili, spagetti or lasagna I will fear that you will be dry because you did not use the tomata!!
My boss is tomato. He is the tomato man. Do I need to say more. Whenever he is angry (which is all the time) his head turns red like a big TOMATO!
1) Speak not harshly about thy brother red tomatoe for they shall inherit the earth. <BR>2) Covet not thy brothers red tomatoe. <BR>3) Honor thy red tomatoe. <BR>4) Garnish thy red tomatoe with love and affection. <BR>Ha Ha Ha... <BR>GP
it's bret, from wal-mart. cool site.... maybe you should run for mayor!
Tomatoes taste like shit and also smells like it, too. they make me sick everytime i have to eat one. i hate them so much that, I throw a tomato at my friend. hehehehe. it was so coo
tomatoes tomatoes tomatoes the word makes me sick so why did I say it three times? so I could put emphasis on how fucking disgusting it sounds!! just like they taste god dammit!! yes, I thought tomatoes were the apples of vegetables until I bit into one then I discovered how much how they tasted like barf after you drink to much and that is not a good taste believe you me. so in closing I would just like to say how can Italians eat so much of the vile hell-fruits. and I would also like to say FUCK TOMATOES
OK, I have allways hated tomatoes...and my anger to them evolutinated fom my second grade teacher, who said vegetables were very good for me. After I explained to her my tomato problem she called my mom and told her to give me tomatoes every day for a week!!! Sad, sad story....I will kill mu teacher if I see her again.....muahahahahaha!
I fucking hate everything so why not fucking hating tomatoes too? They really suck when you go 2 a restaurant and they give them 2 u thinking: "Yeah, he is an ass hole and he is not gonna notice they r fucking old". Tomatoes suck. Everything sucks.
I F*CKING HATE TOMATOES, THEY ARE C*NTS
hey i just wanna say that i emailed you the other day and you said you posted it? so i came back and ive come quite often over the past few months and i love the update! its great! and i love the links to the other tomato pages. theyre great. And the facts....i just wanna say its so f*ing hilarious. and its funny cuz i truly hate that vile "thing" (or piece pf crap) but you know what else is disgusting? Ramen Noodles! They are disgusting and they dry out your lungs and ugh! This site is a good anti-ramen noodle site. I think you would like it , but uits not completly done yet www.angelfire.com/stars/noodles hey man keep up the good work byut seriously....go F* your finacee....she needs it...us tomato haters can wait....until your done.... "que serra, serra...." ....aaron "que serra, serra...." ....aaron
tomatoes are evil and they should die HORRIBLE death. I hate that vile fruit. and to disdain of everyone who insistes they are a fruit...they dont desrve the honor being callled a fruit....they should be called...."crap". ~aaron "que serra, serra...." ....aaron
Man! Tomatos are great! How else would I hide my bud plants!?? :)
Me pregunto porque no toda la gente ve lo que es un tomate. Como se atreve a comerselo sin saber lo que puede hacer por ahi dentro. Estuve de vacaciones en Camaret, Francia y en frente de la casa había una fabrica de conservas de tomate. Me pase tres meses mareado y no me desmayaba por no dejar que los tomates me vencieran. Superada la prueba creo que puedo hacer cualquier cosa en el mundo.... menos comer tomates, claro <BR>fernando alicante ( spain)
I would just like to say that I hate tomatoes with a passion! My worst pet peve is when my parents make chili and use "crushed" tomatoes. They think that I don't notice, so I end up with only a half a bowl of chili 'cause I have to pick all of them out! Hugh! A world without the tomato, is a beautiful world!!!!! <BR>Eric
As a matter of fact, I have been to the anti-tomato site on several occasions. Being a tomato hater myself, I one day felt compelled to search the web for anti-tomato sites (thinking, in my naivete) that I would find none ..... Lo and behold, there you were! <BR>I must say it's reassuring and, let's face it, brings a tear to my eye to know that there are like-minded individuals out there who are being vocal and outspoken about the horrors of the tomato. Harmless vegetable? I think not! All I can say that's nice about tomatoes is: "They are a pretty color." After that, I rant to the point of foaming at the mouth. <BR>Salute! <BR>Linda :)
Tomatos are very interesting.I can grow them up and make money.Also if I change my mind for this job I will become a barman and make them BLOODY MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!We can also throw them to people we don`t like!
I now know I have found the antichrist! Tomato's are good for you, what would your mothers say if they knew the evil you are casting. I believe that most woman like tomatoes as well, however I understand they must be big ripe ones. Or dose size really matter? Anyhow, leave these poor little red devils alone and seek help NOW! Tomato Man
As we were putting the homepage of The tomato Haters' Society on some search engines, we were delighted to find your excellent site, and to learn that we are not the only tomato hating activists on the web. You and your visitors are all welcome to visit our homepage and apply for membership in our society. Our page is still very much under construction, but we will be happy to exchange links with you if you're interested, and we will value your opinion if you have any suggestions about our site. Keep up the good work! Noa Harvey Head of the Public Relations Department The Tomato Haters' Society
I love tomatoes. What is wrong with them? You guys are full of bull! They DON'T smell. They DON'T feel like snot on the inside! I eat tomatoes ALL THE TIME!!! I AM STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TOMATO!!! AND I LOVE IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)
Comrade, Please join our cause: The Anti Ripe Tomato Squad Fight on!
I like tomatoes. Go ahead, suck it up one more time and try a home grown one. They are way better than the artificially ripened store bought variety. Excellent site! Ross
I DON'T LIKE TOMATOES!!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TOMATOS!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!! I'M BEING BEATEN BY TOMATO LOVING FAMILY MEMBERS AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!!!!! HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate tomatoes beyond belief. It all started when my mom was picking tomatoes she had grown- I was about 5 or so... Anyway, she handed me one for me to try she said take a big bite. And I was stupid enough to do it. Once I tasted it I started gaging uncontrollably, So much that I started to puke. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted.. Now I am older and still just think about that day makes me gag. When I smell the horrible STENCH of tomatoes I have to leave the room or I will puke. Just thinking about the slimy seedy THINGS makes me want to hurl. - Erin
i just hate tomatoes...and i wanna say that this is the best web site since the anti backstreet boys website..and thats pretty damn hard to beat!!!!!!!
I don't know why you people all hate the tomato so much! Where would our world be without the joyous delicacy of pizza? What would a BLT be called without the T? How would we survive? I'm thankful for the tomato, and I think you should inflict your anger on the crappy fruits and veggies instead, like brussel sprouts, grapefruit, and those grapes with the seeds in them that you have to spit out or die choking on. -Adam Mingal
Why are you wasting your time dissing tomatoes? Tomatoes are the least disgusting of the fruit and/or vegetable family. WHAT ABOUT ASPARAGUS? HUH?? Don't tell me you LIKE asparagus! You weirdo! Anyway, don't waste your time insulting fruit. Devote your time to a more useful pursuit, such as clown hate pages. "Clowns are evil!"... now THAT'S a message that needs to be told. Of course, you probably like them too, you asparagus-loving FREAK! Love, Greyson
Finally!! someone agrees with me on this!!! My whole family loves tomatos even my best friend! The utter stench of them makes me wasnt to hurl! And when we have taco night, guess who gets to cut them up..they're so messy, and slimy, it makes me ILL! Thank you so much for this site and I can tell you ugghhhhhh they just reak! I just wanna say to all you anti tomato people... KILL THE TOMATO!!!!!!!
Well it all happened one day when l was simply taking my dog for a walk. You wouldn't believe it, l mean l can hardly believe it happened. There l was innocently walking down the street when old Rex spotted a squirl, he just has this love , hate relationship with them l think because he started going flipping nuts chasing it with my arm attached to the leash you see. So there l am playing along running, you gotta do that some time along with allowing a stiff at a tree once and awhile. So anyway here l am being Mr. Nice pet owner when suddenly l,m starring straight up at the clouds do a half flip and land right into the pavement. To make it not only worse but torturous as l get my bearings l wake in some slimey shit. And l'm feeling massive stinging in my lip. To my disgust l realize it's the slimey poisonous seedy remains of a tomato. I almost have trouble with the last part because it is unbelievably painful , turns out when l landed on the hard cement l cra! cked my lip, not only was l tasting the crud but the venimous acid from the poison slime was seeping into my blood stream. Some little prick of a kid must have thrown the nasty poisons all over the road, smart little bugger new just what kind of warfare equiptment he needed to be king. <BR>Signed Recovering dog owner.
At last!!!! This web site has led me to other believers. I thought I was alone. Even in my own school, I have found other closet believers. What do we believe in? That tomatos are the bane of life itself. That there are others that hate this misfit of nature and that all people do not love this fruit.Power to the tomato hating people. We will rise. Let the word spread that you are not alone. That there are others that would rather kiss a cow's ass then bite into one of those snot filled abominations of nature. Let the war begin. <BR>Keith
I would like to comment on your antitomato website. I whole heartly agree with you on your antitomato stance. I would also like to add that you should put something on your website about putting tomatoes on sandwiches and hamburgers as toppings. That just disgust me! The sandwich and/or the burger gets all soggy with tomato guckk. And when you try to take a bite either the tomato seeds and sauce dribble down your mouth or they squirt all over the place! It's just a comment that I have! Thanks for reading this. I would like to add that all tomato lovers must die! <BR>Erin C.
I hate tomato's ,but did you know that tomato's can prevent cancer. And if you have cancer already, eat tomato's and the cancer will disappear bit by bit . I agree with you they stink, they don't look good, and they don't taste good!!! (don't type the part in brackets but I (I) (me) dare you to print it out!!!) So if I had cancer, I would have to eat how many (a million) to cure my cancer? sorry, I'd rather die thank you. so you don't eat anything that has tomato flavor, like most of the pizza? pizza great - does pizza taste like a tomato?
I am a full fledged tomato hater. It all started when I was three years old in my Aunt Betty's garden when I tasted a cherry tomato. I puked. No one understands my repulsion but I now know there are other peopleout there. When doing the grocery shopping for my family I refuse to touch any tomato products in the store.(for fear of contamination). At home my family likes tomatoes but has come to realize that I will have nothing to do with them. I will not even touch the ketchup bottle. I could never be a waitress due to the fact that I would have to touch food with ketchup. The stench of tomatoes makes me want to vomit and I must leave the room. My boyfriend is a ketchup lover. I can't even kiss him after that disgusting substance has entered his body. Thorough brushing and flossing must take place before I will consider even getting within ten feet of him. I am hoping that he will give it up some day. I'm glad to know that there are other people that feel the same way I do. <BR>Christine, Thunder Bay, On
Man you are serious about this tomato thing. You know when we went through the drive thru at burger king once and you threatened to blow it up if they even as much as drip the juice of a LOVELY tomato on your burger.....I guess I should have figured it out then.You know, being a chef I really couldn't imagine not having tomatoes in my kitchen. They are almost as versatile as salt and pepper. I think you should have lived way back in time when whole countries really did think ther were the offerings of satan. Jamie
I hope you don't think I'm crazy or a weird-o for this question, but oh, well here it goes..... A friend of mine recently told me that if you eat tomatoes, it will give a certain body part a really foul odor and taste - is there any truth to that??? I've never been a tomato fan - why eat something that is going to explode on you?? Besides, I am lucky enough to be allergic to them! Thank you for your time - I await your reply. Anyone got proof? Send me mail...
these litte creatures apper everywhere (even in sandwitch's)(wew!!) all tomato's. I hate them. my mom puts them in sandwitchs I like! !!!!!!! signed
I was the union steward for the Electritians at the Waste Water Treatment Plant (refered to as the "WWTP" from now on) for all most a year in the mid 80's. It was an "intresting" place to work as you might imagine. The word was NEVER spoken. The reason was that EVERYWHERE it was the PRODUCT that they dealt with. Product was everywhere, since they were constantly repairing convayers and trucks to haul the "Product" defined as RAW sewage as to differentiate it from PROCESSED sewage, which was refered to as "CAKE" and looked like devils food cake- honest! Guess what was the ONLY thing that would grow out of thease piles of product that were scattered everywhere in the plant? RIGHT giant TOMATO plants with giant TOMATOES! They were everywhere and they were huge! I NEVER even toutched one, but the people that worked for the city, well... The mere thought of it still makes me sweat and it has been over ten years. I can talk about 'Nam, but this is really hard for me to share. I feel that it had to be done and I hope you appretiate the trauma that I had to go through. If anyone can - it probabbly would be you. <BR>animal
i'm glad to see that others have the same option as me towards the tom. Kill the b***er. The tom as its so called nick name is just Sketchy to the highest point of absurdity posible. I rest my case and hope we can all join to gether and get rid of the tom!!
I think you people have lost your minds. Have you no life? (my even responding makes me wonder about my possible lack of a life) Even so I will add the site to "favorites", humour is always good, in most cases. <BR>Mike
i knew there were others who knew, i was sure it was a conspiracy, i find now some comfort in this site, thank-you. everyone seems to be aware of the facts, but pay them little heed, i mean this is a poison that until victorian times was thought(?) to be deadly, as in night-shade, and was not consumed here as widley as today. you only need to look at the state of the world to understand that this devil-in-disguise has got to be at least partly to blame. thaks fer yer take on this snotty little fruit, i now feel more comfortable. herb nelson
I was so inspired by your page that I did a little research... at the www.mayohealth.org ie mayo clinic - search locally for 'tomato' - I learned that lycopene is the only beneficial ingredient in tomatoes - being anti-carcinogenic - aside from the regular vitamins you get everywhere else. They suggested as an alternative to the devil's food one can eat pink grapefruit. The catch is you have to eat twice as much of either of those to get the same benefit.. But that should NOT be too difficult!!! now there are no more excuses for any further harassment from the twisted souls who would pressure us to conform to deviant practices. <BR>John
Did you make this page just for me??? It is redundant to say so, but...they ARE POISON!!!!! nuff said! I heard - you probably already know this - that EVERY SINGLE NORTH AMERICAN agreed with us round about 1800 or so (give or take 50 years) and would not eat the bloody things - would they be any less vile if they really were bloody? - and some guy (famous- maybe a politician) went around and TAUGHT everyone to eat the bloody things (blood again - think about it) because there were so many of them growing everywhere!!! It might be worth to look this guy up - maybe find his descendants and hold them out for what they are!! So, it is TRUE - they are not meant for human consumption - it was all a gov't trick! That was no apple in the garden of ...you know....it most certainly was the "love apple"....pure evil. I heard about this site on CBC Radio - at least I think it was yours - is there another one of us out there? I think I will make my own site - I am inspired!!!! my wife likes them....eeuuuggghhhhh.....but she doesn't like the new PLANT/ANIMAL HYBRIDS they sell now!!!! Imagine eating anything that is half plant half animal!!!! Only the bloody tomato!!! Unnatural piece of abomination. The best pizza I ever had was pepperoni, cheese and crust...DELICIOUS!!! Have a peach, - .... In my zeal I forgot to mention that, um, if tomatoes are the sweat of the devil, then CUCUMBERS are certainly the fodder for his beasts of burden... where they should remain...thanx, <BR>John
This is just to let you know I am SO in agreeance with you that tomatoes suck - big time. I am sick to death of friends (especially the vegetarians) saying, "Ohhhh ... how can you live w/o tomatoes?" Quite easily! And none of this , "Oh, you'll like them eventually" . Yech. You need set up a tomato-haters dating service, then couples can enjoy a tomato-free households without one partner always urging the other to try tomatoes! Go for a pulp-in-orange-juice hate web site next, I'd say! Fab site - <BR>Heidi
Yes, tomatoes do suck.. do you know of an Anti-Onion Movement? <BR>-Trev-
Hi I heard about your Estonian content newsletter; please give me details. thanks, <BR>Ronae
I recently read the article in the national post about your web sit and was thrilled to know there were other people who hate tomatoes as much as I do! Though I can get around most tomato based products, I admit that I do like ketchup and most tomato based sauces the thought of a ripe tomato with those slimy seeds revolt me .I find that people do think I am pretty odd when I want meals without them , and what pisses me off more is when I order things without them and they come with them so I spend most of my meal picking them out, What pisses me off even more is when meals come with them and they were not listed on the menu. age!!! Well enough for now Just a quick note to say how happy I am that there are others like me who hate them!! BLT ha just give me the bacon on lightly toasted bread with a little Mayo don't infect it with tomatoes!! <BR>Yours <BR>L
Just wrote you and forgot to add this. I am often in lunch meetings where sandwiches are served. Every single one of them have sliced tomatoes except egg salad which are almost as gross. I have to open up the sandwiches and remove the disgusting red flesh and leave them on the side of my plate. At least everyone in my office knows I hate tomatoes.
I'm with you. I can't stand raw tomatoes but cooked in spaghetti sauce or even in salsa I can eat them. Besides I've read that cooked tomatoes are good for men, helps avoid prostate problems in later life. And they have the cheek to call some of them beefsteak. As far removed from a good sirloin as dog doo is from a hot dog.
Hi - i took a quick peek at your site - you've GOT to be kidding. Make no mistake, I'm NO tomato lover myself, but couldn't you use your time, energy (money?) combatting racism, violence, hunger, etc. P.S. They DON'T grow like weeds (as stated in your "Facts" section). My father-in-law grows them and has a hell of a time coming up with the right soil, fertiliser & watering regimen to produce what he considers a "respectable tomato" (I apologize if the term offends you). regards, <BR>R
hey freak..i'm showing your site to Shannon and Sandie who are at the moment eating big ripe and juicy tomatoes....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm bye
dear sir, I was reading through your most EXCELLENT website, and I noticed a couple of things. First, alot of people said tomato-hating was un-American. OK, NO ONE INVOLVED DIRECTLY IN THE MOVEMENT IS AMERICAN, SO WHO GIVES A FLYING !!! Secondly, a number of people have alluded to cucumbers, and think they are as disgusting as tomatoes. Well, they do make all kinds of sauces to make you think you're not eating it, like tomatoes (I refer to relish). And they are both seedy plants. But really, they're not even in the same league. I could see maybe if cucumbers bled blood, ( that would make pickles something else altogether wouldn't it?) but they're not even red. Green is for GO. Green is for GRASS. Green is for MONEY. Green is for GRASS (I'm not repeating myself). Anyway, what was I saying..... <BR>riff
What a waste of good web space. I bet you eat ketchup though, don't you. I know, you'll e-mail me and try to tell me otherwise. Don't waste your time, I don't believe you.
Hi dude. While I respect your 1st ammendment right to not totally enjoy tomatos, I feel compelled to intercede and possibly bring you over to the "pro-tomato" movement. Tomato juice mixes well with vodka. This is as good a reason as I can think of to dig the tomato. Ketchup is delicious and refreshing on any quickly prepared food. finally, nothing pelts better on an enemies crib than tomatos. Please, reconsider your position regarding this fine fruit. Yes, I said fruit...It is you know.Your tomato eating pal, <BR>Scott
I love it... I've only found 3 other tomato haters, other then me that I can remember and now I found your web site! I feel better, knowing I'm one of only 4 haters. I'm not saying I can't stand cooked tomatos -- Catchup, Salsa, etc, but I really don't like raw tomatos... they are horrid and keep showing up everywhere. I'm hoping this gets posted because I wanted to point out something to the person who wrote the bottom letter on your list now -- try a Bacon, Lettuce and Cheese sandwhich... that's what I always eat while my tomato-lover wife eats the nasty version. Well, thanks for the web site -- it's reassures me that I'm not strange... or that I'm not strange for not liking tomatos at least. If you do post this, please take editorial liberties.... I'm not a writer :) <BR>Trevor
what kind of a sick and twisted individual imagened that tomatoes were for eating? you can tell just by smelling them that the big idea was to throw them at people who are dumber that us. such as politicians and ricki lake. and the evil grandmother who gives them to you without knowing what kind of person you are. -and what the voices in your head told you to do with the tomato... <BR>stine, denmark
I HATE ketchup! I actually puked the other day because I saw a guy at McDonalds eat a hamburger while he squeezed a gob (1 Packet) of that vile crap on every single bite. The smell got to me, the sight and even the sounds. Something has to be done! <BR>*fayaz ICQ# 14869331
I've hated tomatoes since I was a kid. Actually as a kid it was better because I grew up in a tomato hating family. As I grow older I am surrounded by tomato lovers. The worse thing is people are always hiding them in food you love. You bite into a perfectly good sandwich only to find it has been ruined by a tomato. The Swedes know how to make meatballs. You won't find a red sauce covering their delicious little meatballs. The Irish know how to make vegetable soup. Their vegetable soup is green, not red. Americas want to add tomatoes to EVERYTHING. What's wrong with a BL, no T, sandwich? The flavors mingle fragrantly with each other, enhancing the mayonnaise and bread. Spaghetti with pesto or alfredo sauce is mouthwatering. Excuse me please, I think it's time for lunch.
I underatand how you feel but why don't you just create a homepage for cucumber haters........ I hate them sooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!
I'm disgusted with your disgust with tomatoes!!! I LOVE tomatoes!! In fact I ate a 19oz can of tomatoes for supper tonight. How do you like them tomatoes!!sign... devoted tomato lovered (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)
Bet you eat ketchup/catsup!
Tomato Juice, Caesar's, Fried Green Tomato Sandwiches, Tomato Paste, Pizza Sauce, Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwiches, Catsup, Clubhouse Sandwich, Bruschetta, Stuffed Tomatoes, Tomato and Onion Salad, Stewed Tomatos with Sausage, Spaghetti, Salsa, Lettuce-Tomato-Onion on a burger, Tomato Sandwiches, Tomato wedges, Barbecue Sauce. I love it all, want to come over for dinner some time???
Ok, true story.... When I was in Public school in Canada.... we went to "public swimming" on Fridays. People always tell you not to eat for AT LEAST an hour before you swim..........well.. here's why: After returning from swimming on the bus..... I was sitting at the back as usual.. and Kay Darby was sitting behind me. She had eaten Tomato Soup before swimming..... she suddenly felt odd... and threw up the soup on the bus......... and I watched in horror as the Tomato chunks rolled down the aisle as the bus came to a grinding holt.... The smell........ gawd the stench of vomited tomato soup made me gag....... Since that fateful day in grade 6, I have never had another Tomato... the mere smell makes me gag...... how could anyone eat them?????? I hate when people sneak them into my burger at Harvey's.. It's a plot I tell you! a plot!!!! anyway.... keep the fight alive!!!!!!! bye...... See you Tomotto........ <BR>Steelly
I can't stand those big, ripe, red suckers! Rot in Hell ya dang tomatoes!!!! Oh ya, and another thing that has the same color and also SUCKS really badly is the DETROIT RED WINGS!!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! By the way, I can't stand Tomatoes! YUUUUUUUKKKKKKK!!!!!! I hate everything that has anything to do with Tomatoes! Awesome Site!!!!!!
To a very smart person: how refreshing to find someone so intelligent as to understand the true nature of that vegetable/fruit called the tomato (alias slime food from hell)! <BR>Jo Ann
This is certainly not my first choice. I just can't stand the texture of a ripe tomato. I don't know if it's the acid taste (I can't eat oranges either) or what, but the smell repulses me. I have to resort to those packaged ketchup's you get at fast food outlets for company in my house, because it certainly is not my first choice of food. I like all other fresh fruit and veggies, but tomato's YUCK! I've experienced all the same reactions as those writing in here.... I tell people that I'm allergic, or send food back in a restaurant, even if you tell them first not to include tomato's they do! It's like a staple in your diet. I just can't stand them. signed
Well I won't deny it i do like tomatoes now, but it took 30 years for me to get here. Maybe I've been deceived and I haven't realized it yet? LEAMINGTON ONT. CANADA....... Maybe tomatoes explain why. Hardly anybody in the damn town can drive intelligently( missspell intended), the women are either pregnant or in most (I stress not all) cases totally psychotic and ....well let your imagination run wild!! The "tomato capital" is not my favorite TOWN (Shouldn't even rate as a city,my god)! Ok I must admit a little of this tirade stems from the fact that i met my soon to be ex wife there.... (but I'll bet the red pricks had something to do with the mess it turned into!!!) Well I take great satisfaction in the fact that every one of the little red bastards I eat means one less in the world to cause trouble........ ya think? Rockin' site, got a few good laughs good luck, I really don't care if they live or die.........the tomatoes that is....... I think?
Hi, we love tomatoes, tomatoes have a wonderful taste, I can't think a world without tomatoes. Just thinking about those fresh little red fruits, make my day as green as lovely roots.I'm still wondering why I write these stupid things to you. Perhaps that is because you make such a stupid web site and spend your money with that, if I were you, maybe I'd buy kilos of tomatoes and squeeze them with my foots and make my friends take a photo of that scene, instead of this stupid website......However, I found your website really funny. Why don't you link your site with "Useless Pages"? You will have more visitors for sure! Have a nice day! TOMATOES RULE! Yours sincerely.
I hate tomatos too, but I was just wondering if you like ketchup? Natalie Yes, but I didn't inhale.
It is not so much the speed with which you hit them. It seems that better quality rain tires spew these best. Snow tires are pretty good too but chunks get stuck in the fat grooves of these and they sometimes spew tomato bits upwards into the wheel wells where the tomato acid can damage and cause a premature corrosive effect. Bald tires are crappy: don't use them. They cause little more than a faltering of the dreaded tomato to occur, leaving an unsightly mess for fellow motorists.
Tomatoes are the most revolting thing ever grown. They are alright if you smash them and cook them until there is no longer any way of knowing it was a tomato. eg pizza or spaghetti sauce. Anyone who eats tomatoes with salt raw has rocks in their head and aren't very bright anyway. This is just my personal opinion. Very refreshing web site.
I hate tomatoes too. But I hate oranges, apples, cucumbers, bananas...every GREEN things. I EAT MEAT. ONLY MEAT. KILL ALL GREEN FOOD. Greetings from Santander (SPAIN). <BR>Afro
This is from the Columbia Encyclopedia: "Though the fruit was described as a salad ingredient before 1600, it was commonly regarded as poisonous, and only within the last century has it become recognized as a valuable food. Indeed, all parts of the plant but the fruit are toxic." <BR>Dan
Dear miserable human being, you do not really enjoy the life by simply rejecting a tomato salad dressed with olive oil, lemon juice and a pinch of thyme. So sorry for you. <BR>Meric Caliskan
I also hate tomatoes as much as you do! There was this one time when I went to this restaurant and accidentally BIT into one. Now I don't go there anymore cause of that. I think someone should also make an anti-Onion site. That would really be cool.
It is my firm belief that the City of Leamington, Ontario, Canada is the base of operations for one of the largest conspiracies man has known. This city is the tomato capital of Canada if not the world. Their entire existence revolves around the tomato. They have a huge tomato in the center of town where they lure unsuspecting tourists and passers by, to dole out there tomato propaganda. Once a year they have a tomato festival to celebrate the birth and continued prosperity of this demonic fruit. Lastly, they process tomatoes and make many products such as ketchup and soups for world distribution to spread this blight. I ask you, what kind of monsters are these people!? If you ever come to this part of the globe I BEG you, please avoid entering Leamington. I have been there several times and barely escaped with my life and my sanity. Thankfully I lived to tell the tale. Please anyone who reads this head my WARNING!!!!! <BR>TBOW
HA HA HA, i'm laughing out loud, I just love your site. I too, HATE tomatoes!! YUCK!!!! <BR>Denise
Finally, tomato haters of the world have a voice. The last time I had a tomato I gagged and I'm quite sure if I hadn't spit it out I'd be dead by now. The odour simply makes me feel like vomiting. This web site is so true!!!
Oh man! I hate tomatoes. I can't even cut them up. I can eat ketchup, spaghetti sauce and pizza, but raw tomatoes make me wretch! Your site is a hoot!
You're fucked up. Without tomatoes there's no pizza, pasta, ketchup, V8, tomato sauce, no BLT's. Where would Italian food be without the wonderful tomato. What you need is a fuckin' shrink. You fuckin' tomato freak. You probably look like a tomato. Did your parents molest you with tomatoes??? And what about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. You're Fucked. Yours truly, Tom A. Towe & All the Tomato lovers of the world & All the Italians of the world (And Greeks, Mexicans, Spanish ...) PS Don't be surprised if your eye pops. PSS What about the forestry industry in New Mexico?????(You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)
You are obviously the devil incarnate. Worse yet, you are a TWIT. Any tomato red blooded American (or Italian) knows tomatoes were sent to us, directly from God, to make summer an even more enjoyable season of the year. If you assume that most of your meager 117 hits on this sinful website are tomato haters, it becomes obvious that you have little support for your misguided opinion. I shall pray for your and your fellow TWITS. Remember, God will forgive if you seek his forgiveness and redemption. <BR>Spedeeray (a tomato lover)
Tomatoes are the evil fruit. ADAM and EVE did not get thrown out of the Garden of Eden because of a red apple. It was a red-ripe tomato. That is why tomatoes are acidic and apples are not! The Vatican is suppressing this fact, because the Vatican is in Italy, and Italians use tomatoes as a common food. They do not use apples at every meal. It's nothing but a church cover-up. Tomatoes are the culprit here. Bad fruit! Bad!
Dear Tomato hater, <BR>I found this page when I started to write an article about eating habits - not anything connected with science or cooking for housewives. I just had to make an article about "crazy eaters" or as you wish - alternative people. I have NEVER in my life met a tomato-hater. I do not believe that we have somehow different tomatoes here in Estonia, so it seems weird that so far I haven't met a real tomato-hater. I can understand your disgust of tomatoes, for they might really seem to be a real and mistake of the nature. But to me the worst thing is caviar - how on earth someone can tell it's delicious? Lucky me - this crap usually costs a lot so they do not put it everywhere. But tomatoes I like. Maybe I have a little pervert in me? Anyway - I support you tomato-hating by adding the link of your site to my article which will be printed in Estonian street-magazine KesKus in October, 1998. I hope that all the Estonian tomato haters will soon join you. <BR>Best regards,
I Hate tomatoes; they are the grossest thing since... well... I can't think of anything as nasty and putrid. I hope the tomato population becomes extinct.
Hey, I checked out your site again. While I still hold the technical and artistic merit in high regard, I'm with the Aztecs. I love tomatoes. I won't cram them down the gullet of tomato haters, or for that matter even make a big case about it. If the movement was successful and tomatoes and all of their by-products disappeared from the store shelves, I'd simply resort to growing small patches in the woods. (Small patches are necessary to avoid satellite detection.) It might actually turn out to be a good thing since in such an environment I could ring up some decent jingle as a small time supplier to the Tomato black market that would certainly arise. Who knows, if I got far enough ahead to afford a decent mouthpiece, I could even go big time pushing processed Tomatoes in ever larger regions. At that point you have to drop the fresh stuff and leave the nickel and dime to the local suppliers. Once you're big enough to hire local Tomato pushers the law can never catch up. Sure they might know who I am and what I'm doing. They might even catch me at it now and then. So what. Once you're big the fines can't come close to the profit. Even if I have to do a little time I can still run the syndicate from the joint. One excellent point about your Web site and this everyone (Tomato hater and lovers alike) agrees on is Jo is a babe. We want more JO!! How about a Jo shot of the month to keep us all coming back? In the meantime good luck on the crusade. I'd love the challenge of setting up the Tomato Syndicate. <BR>Walt
I HATE THEM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blach!!!!!!!
You make me check a website daily! You could at least update the letters. What a loser I am checking a site daily... about... TOMATOES ...and no new letters. Damn it, you wanna waste eveyone's time on this crap at least maintain your website. I tried tomatoes but I didn't inhale!!!!! <BR>Truly yours, Roscor (...in a super marinara sauce!)
Hiya! Tomatoes ruined my life! OMG! I was born into a Tomato loving family & was forced to choke down these monsters! Then when I hit the ripe old age of 13. I took a stand and admitted my loathing of tomatoes! My family was enraged by my statement that they sent me to a children's home where I could receive immediate help! They still haven't took me back but I live in a different state with my new family who has a fetish of cucumbers which is another evil being of this world! What am I to do? My life will never be the same! pleeeeeease believe me this is not a joke ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. My life was ruined by those infamous tomatoes. And now I live with a cucumber obsessed family.
I started off little, you know a little pizza sauce, some salsa with my chips. Then like a madman I tried Ragu. Well one thing led to another and now I'm too far gone. Farmers markets, growing my own, even SLOPPY JOES!! What can i do? There in everything! I'm drinking V-8 juice right now! Oh sure I order the grilled cheese but it's the tomato soup I want. I'm so ashamed! Please help. Gotta go now gespacho is chilling.
I agree with your views on tomatoes, but i will not sit here and listen to you badmouth a fine condiment like ketchup!! How dare you! Don't you know that ketchup is what separates us from the inferior countries. Why its more americanthan apple pie! The reason mexican food sucks is NO KETCHUP! how in the hell are you gonna eat meat loaf (also american) without ketchup! Or maybe you don't like meat loaf either you commie bastard!(You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)
I hate tomatoes but the only thing i love about them is that when you whip one at someone, it goes 'SPLAT!" <BR>Sandi
I am 18 years old, and I have had to put up with my parents always telling me that tomatoes are SO good, and that they are the healthiest thing to eat. But I never liked them, I don't know why. Why do people insist on putting slimy raw tomatoes on hamburgers, salad, in tacos, spaghetti sauce, pasta, nachos, and everything else that usually tastes good!! I am so tired of having to pick stupid tomatoes off of my food. Wow, I didn't know I had so much pent up anger. Anyways, great site! I might link it to my site. <BR>Take care, Kelly O
This is just a test but I have one: Do you like Tomato paste or Spaghetti sauce?
I happen to like tomatoes, they look exciting and they taste marvelous. I think that you are a nut but this is a free country. P.S. the best thing about your site is 'joe' who looks like a beautiful and intelligent young woman. What is she doing with a tomato hater who has twisted her beautiful mind? Oh well, you can't pick tomatoes but you've sure picked a cute tomato in Joey. <BR>Sincerely, Jean
Your web site is nothing but a cheap thrill to squash these innocent, loving creatures. You should know better than this. You sin, sin, sin with your badmouthing, acid eating, tomato hater army. Know this my friend, there are more of them than there are of you. How can you sleep at night? I'm sure they have seen your web sight and are very upset about your prejudice red hatred. However, your web creation is damn cool, and for your hard work I will give up cherry tomatoes. You had a point about the rotten tastes and I do feel that the color of red is a touch evil...Oh! what the hell, KILL ALL THEM RED BASTARDS. Who needs them! I'm want to sign up, as a matter of fact I'm going down to the market right now, I know there's a whole mess of those juicy sons-a-bitches just laughing at us. Thank, you've made me see the light.
I like your site and can relate to your views. When ever I eat any kind of tomato product, I get a terrible acne rash where they come out. <BR>Thanks, Art
Yes, yes y'all, tomatoes are crappy. I too have had a lifelong aversion to tomatoes. I find them repulsive. But what I hate more than anything else are people that think they're being pretty ing clever when they somehow equate ketchup, spaghetti sauce and salsa to raw, fresh tomatoes. They are completely different although I won't eat "fresh" salsa. Bah! I hatetomatoes. <BR>I like the web site and I just want to let you know you've been selected "Web site of the week" for this week's issue of COL: Crap On-Line. COL is a weekly emailewsletter I publish and distribute to my friends and acquaintances (subscriber ship is now 56 people). In fact whenever I do a restaurant review I mention how I dislike tomatoes. Congratulations and keepfighting!! <BR>Noted tomato hater, Bradley T Hughes - COL: Crap On-Line
Dear tomato hater, I am sitting here laughing my ass off at you! I can't believe someone would waste there time and energy telling the world that they hate tomatoes! Why don't you get a life or a hobby of some sort? Sincerly, Amused (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)
Finally somebody who hates tomatoes too. I am allergic to them and I have no problem with that. But people tend to put tomatoes on everything. I can not order a sandwich without asking them to make a new one without toomaaatooesss. When I go out for dinner with friends and I tell them I am allergic they don't know what to make for dinner anymore. Like there are no recipes without tomatoes. I am sick and tired of trying to explain people I do not want tomatoes. <BR>Elisa
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Finally there is someone who understandswhat a horrible thing tomatoes are. I don't even like spaghetti sauce, although I will admit to eating it sparingly. My friends think I am nuts because I will not put a tomato on a sandwich. I keep telling them when you get a sandwich with a tomato, and, even if you scrape the offending intruders off, as long as there is still one seed there, you can TASTE it! I have one friend who swears I am making that up...but you understand! <BR>Maddeness
You said it! They suck and so do all the tomato lovers that surround me!
Ok, I think I know how much you hate tomatoes (I'm getting sick of that word now). But aren't you overreacting? It's just HARMLESS tomatoes! You are soooooooooo weird for making a site for anti-tomato lovers. In fact, I LIKE tomatoes. They taste good in salads, and I think you're just one of the many people out there who are too CHICKEN to even TRY one! Oh, please..... you disgust me.
I agree with your crusade and am willing to take up arms against the vile fruit. I have a question though. Is it wrong to like ketchup and salsa (tomato puree?). I have had to live most of my life telling people how I like tomato by-products (dead tomatoes?), but not to rip it from the vine and sink my teeth into its slimy, squishy, seed-infested so-called fruit. Thank God for a web page like yours! Tomatophobes unite! <BR>Michael H. Schroeder
The site is excellent!!!!!!! I eat in restaurants 5-7 times a week & return over half the meals because they put those rotten, seedy, ugly things on it!! @!#$$!!!!!!$$%%#@. I've had to resort to telling the waitress i'm allergic, & can't even have a tomato seed on my plate! If they would find this wonderful site then they would realize the vulgarity of the TOMATO...............THANKS FOR A GREAT SITE and SPEAKING UP. ps. cute picture of Jo! <BR>Mr. Mark C. Allen
Your web site is cool. Kinda pointless but I like it . Well gotta go. Bye <BR>Amiee
Joe, doesn't that sort of talk get the Lynch mob together in Leamington?? BTW - I understand your point of view, my fiancée is one of you tomatophobes, but with her it's the look, not the smell. <BR>Kristine86
Tomatoes (using the Dan Quayle spelling) are an alien plot to cleanse the Earth of humanity. The governments of the world are all to well aware of the scheme, but all too powerful Tomato Farming Lobbies (alien funded, of course) pay off make certain, with extreme prejudice, that any word leaks out about the intended genocide. You will see the cessation of tobacco production long before any such move is undertaken for tomatoes (using the 'little boy who was corrected by Dan Quayle' spelling). Tomatoes belong to the same family as nightshade. The only difference being, nightshade kills you quickly! And you thought "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a B movie? It was a DOCUMENTARY!!!!!!! <BR>Tom@o
It is a great relief to see the real truth about tomatoes exposed for the heinous, vile, slimy packages of organic POISON that I've always suspected them to be. As a youngster, my mother tried to force me to eat them, and I refused. She thought that it was all in my head, and tried to slip some into a sandwich for my lunch. I puked. That was my first clue that raw tomatoes are indeed poison. Later in life I took a trip to Leamington (the capital city of tomatoes). Good Lord...TOMATOES EVERYWHERE. It was like a trip to HELL. I am interested in taking up arms against the infidel fruit. <BR>David Maxwell
I'm afraid to even use the word Tomato. Tomatoes destroyed my life. I had a great job, a beautiful wife, and a wonderful child. My futureseemed bright indeed. I've lost them all due to the terror of Tomatoes. I hate them for what they've done to me and my family! I can not bring myself to discuss the details of how they ruined me. Anything that I can do to help in this crusade ... I would be willing to give my life. Larry B.
I love your site Your splatting tomatoes are great. WebMaster:The Anti Tomato Movement
Hello there fellow tomato hater! Just a note to show my appreciation of what you're trying to achieve here. For too long these nasty little fruits (vegetables? who cares?) have been openly consumed in public. Fine, if people want to eat them making disgusting slurpy noises that's up to them, but surely they can conduct this kind of activity in the privacy of their own seedy(pun intended) little bedsit, with no friends and a box of tissues for company. By the way, I never eat tomatoes, so why, when I vomit, do tomato skins always appear? <BR>Yours pickily, <BR>Frank Taylor <BR>Gateshead <BR>The Queen's England
