TOMATOES ARE FOOD TERRORISTS
we hate tomatoes. we want to eradicate the seed from the earth. they squat in our salads, lurk under our burgers and plot in our sauces. this site is the official record of the resistance.
TOMATO THREAT BRIEFING
last updated Sep 10, 2026
LATEST FROM THE FRONT
war stories
My family died by the hands of a tomato, after that I simply puke when I see the gross goo. I would rather dunk my head in bleach, than eat one slice…
by Fellow Comrade · Apr 18, 2018
I enjoy checking up on this site once in awhile. It's awesome, thanks to AntiTomato for putting it up! Once we eradicate the nasty tomato, we can…
by Michael loves corn · Feb 21, 2012
I can't even type the word without retching - tomatoes are the food of the devil!
by Lorraine · Jan 8, 2012
the petition
358 signatures on the register
- jessaka severatwin falls, usaFeb 6, 2013
- Sean SiegelDayton, USAFeb 6, 2013
- steve hardmanuk, ukJan 12, 2013
the guestbook
well i just love tomatos!!!! infact i love them so much my bands name it tomato division and we rock!!!! location: st. louis mo why they hate…
by steve · Feb 20, 2003
I'm jus your average child that absolutely hates tomatoes. For my story, see below... location: --- why they hate tomatoes: When I was about two…
by Athena · Feb 19, 2003
Stuart, he knew. Stuart was a good American. His content was to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool,…
by JessicA · Feb 17, 2003
EVERYWHERE ELSE ON THE FRONT
a little something from every corner of the campaign — the whole story lives on its own page.
the factssixteen documented reasons the tomato is a poisonous weed.read in full →
world infestationLeamington, Buñol, Italy, China — the seed has overrun the planet.read in full →
other stuffthe poisonous tomato frog, the walnut trick, the insects that fight for us.read in full →
the words outthe movement hits the National Post and CBC Radio.read in full →
cbc — as it happenshear the movement on CBC Radio One — audio and transcript.read in full →the linksthe finest anti-tomato resources of the early internet.read in full →
about + the archivesatire since ~1998 — and every surviving original page, archived.read in full →