TOMATOES ARE FOOD TERRORISTS

we hate tomatoes. we want to eradicate the seed from the earth. they squat in our salads, lurk under our burgers and plot in our sauces. this site is the official record of the resistance.

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last updated Oct 8, 2026

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war stories

Tomatoes are still not worth any second of life.
by Mariusz Janczura · Jul 25, 2018
ASK TOMATO WHERE IT WAS DURING WTC 9.11? Tomato is shit. If you eat tomato then you eat shit. Kill every tomato in the world. I know person (or smth…
by Czaja · Jul 24, 2018
Tomato is killing my skin, it's burning it from within. After eating that small, red terrorist I got itches, my skin turns red and I'm slowly dying…
by Mariusz Janczura · Jul 24, 2018

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Aaron UretskyReno & harrisburg , UsaNov 30, 2018
Nathan NenadovCambridge, CanadaNov 20, 2018
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well i just love tomatos!!!! infact i love them so much my bands name it tomato division and we rock!!!! location: st. louis mo why they hate…
by steve · Feb 20, 2003
I'm jus your average child that absolutely hates tomatoes. For my story, see below... location: --- why they hate tomatoes: When I was about two…
by Athena · Feb 19, 2003
Stuart, he knew. Stuart was a good American. His content was to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool,…
by JessicA · Feb 17, 2003

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