FACTS:
the internet's most comprehensive list of antitomato facts.
- tomatoes are poisonous. the entire world knew this at one point in time and some of you still eat them!
- tomatoes have a unique texture separating them from all other natural food vegitation on earth - they are as much food as twinkies.
- tomatoes are red. red is the colour of evil. naturally, blood is red and triggers fear. reptiles with red are venomous. stop signs, red light are all warnings! do not ever wear red.
- tomato seeds have a gluing effect sticking to anything and everything, spreading like a dealy virus.
- tomatoes are weeds. they grow in any climate, in any earth, in any direction. a nuisance.
- tomatoes are berries!!! they are wrongly taxed as vegetables and categorized as fruits. vegetables give seed through flowering, and fruits come from trees. in fact, tomatoes are poisonous berries.
- tomatoes expel an aromatic odour produced from dangerous folic acid gases.
- tomatoes (leaves) are eaten by one species of caterpillar (i love these little guys.) this bug is toxic to birds.
- tomatoes rotting on roads lost in transport will torture locals and unsuspecting travellers.
- tomatoes account for 15% of all food allergies.
- tomatoes are more wretched than skunk spray. tomatoes are therefore used to bath in to clean off skunk.
- tomato pie would kill a goat.
- tomatoes are throw at horrific stage performances because there is nothing more humiliating.
- tomatoes are not ketchup, catsup or catchup (60% sugar.)
- tomatoes do not prevent, cure, or increase causes of cancer.
- tomatoes are not used in oriental cooking. orientals have very good food and live longer than anyone.
if you're using these facts for research projects in school, you're insane.