TOMATOES SUCK
IT COMES WITHTOMATO
And They're Poisonous
ANTITOMATO.COM · VOLUME ONE
In 1999 a man in Windsor, Ontario told a national radio audience that tomatoes were poisonous. Twenty-seven years later he is still being asked to explain himself. This is the explanation.
A field manual for the people who have been quietly removing one fruit from every meal of their lives — the sandwich, the salad, the buffet, the pizza, the drink — and saying nothing, because saying something costs more than the mouthful is worth.
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T — CONTAINS TOMATO. WILL BE LEFT OFF IF YOU ASK.
THE DEMAND
It is not a request to stop eating tomatoes. It is a request for four words on a menu, in the same place every kitchen already prints the things it is legally obliged to warn you about.
The tomato is not invented. The Bureau is.
WHAT IS IN IT
sixteen
facts
Each one with the argument underneath it, because a one-line jab never convinced anybody.
four hundred
years
How long the tomato has failed the wine test, without once being asked to sit it again.
one
experiment
That proves why taking it out of a sandwich does not work, and cannot. The Bureau ran it so you do not have to.
the next volume is written only if this one, in 90 days, sells 100 copies or brings 20 new signatures to the register.