THE GUESTBOOK

A word before you sign. This board has been taking names since the last century, and in that time it has outlived every argument ever made in defence of the tomato. The signatures below arrived from everywhere — every province, most of the states, and a long list of countries that have never grown one and still know better. Visitors from all over the world, one at a time, and every one of them leaving here knowing the truth. Add your name. You are not the first, and that is the whole point.

signed by: steveFeb 20, 2003

well i just love tomatos!!!! infact i love them so much my bands name it tomato division and we rock!!!!

location: st. louis mo

why they hate tomatoes: i dont. anyone who does licks monkey nuts

signed by: AthenaFeb 19, 2003

I'm jus your average child that absolutely hates tomatoes. For my story, see below...

location: ---

why they hate tomatoes: When I was about two years old, i used to run around the house pointing to things saying, "What's that?".. Unfortunatly, I pointed to the blender. My older brother plugged it inm, threw a few TOMATOES in, and showed me the way they were smashed into pulp. Then he poured the pulp INTO MY HANDS.

signed by: JessicAFeb 17, 2003

Stuart, he knew. Stuart was a good American. His content was to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. But he didnt know ... what the jocks were doing to the soil! The soil the tomatoes were grown in! The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on.I know it's the jocks. Their in it with the talkshow hosts. They are ruining the soil for the farmers. They should all burn. Talkshow hosts and jocks....

location: Brick, NJ

why they hate tomatoes: I do not hate tomatoes. I think I made it clear the only people that hate the tomatoes are the jocks and the talkshow hosts.

signed by: HeatherFeb 17, 2003

Ine day they all wanted to be in the salad. Corn, evil corn, began to sacrifice them to the salad god. they wanted to be in the salad. tomatoes were then sacrificed by others, all because the were meant ot be in the salad. some just can't accept it. i have started a band, to preach about corn and salad, and the sacrifice of my children. i do not appeciate the followers of corn on this site. if ou have any sense, you will stand up for my sacrificed babies.

location: Brick, New Jersey

why they hate tomatoes: i do not. they are my children. spread the word of peace!!!

signed by: chrisJan 25, 2003

when i was 6 my parents made me eat a tomatoe and when i trew it up on the carpet 5 minutes later they punished me and made me eat another and told me to go to my room which i think may have been what makes me hate tomatoes so much now. so i hope you happy mom and dad you have tramotized me for life and in the worst posible way because tomatoes are everywhere there even in my house and maybe your house as you read this waiting and plottine the day when they eat us instead of us eating them [

location: jonesboro ga

why they hate tomatoes: i think i made it pretty obvious trew what i just wrote

signed by: Tom A . ToeDec 12, 2002

I fell into a large vat of stewed tomatoes while on a field trip in kindergarten.

location: Redmond, Wa.

why they hate tomatoes: Other than their repugnant odor and taste, and that their toxicity level is off the charts, I have no problem with them.

signed by: aS iF!Dec 6, 2002

SToRY? mE??? i HaTe 2 BRaG, aSK the ToMaTo sHe KNoWs...

location: the iSLe oF MiSc.FiTz --->MAiNLy @ the BaR....

why they hate tomatoes: THeY R ViOLeNT & SHoULD B SToPpED @ aLL CoST!

signed by: Miss BroccoliDec 2, 2002

Having been permanently force fed them as a child, they now make me physically wretch

location: London

why they hate tomatoes: because they are the spawn of satan

signed by: Sugar the Pumpkin GnomeNov 18, 2002

I've always been scared of green tomatoes. And yellow tomatoes. If a tomato is supposed to be red to be edible, how do you know it's edible if it's yellow? It's like the pufflefish of vegetables - it might be poisonous even when carefully chosen and prepared, but you won't know until it's too late.

location: Finland - it's not too cold to raise tomatoes here

why they hate tomatoes: I lied. I don't hate tomatoes. Actually I quite like them. But this is so much fun that as of today, I've decided to hate them. At least in public. But I do hate the squishiness and seeds sticking everywhere. So maybe I could be called a part-time tomato hater.

signed by: SteveNov 15, 2002

location: At home

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: andyNov 14, 2002

there once was a boy from france, i sure did love to dance. I went to the state to pick up his date. Only to find out that she dies of malaria. I feel sorry for pierre, he's a nice guy

location: United Kingdom

why they hate tomatoes: Because my auntie lives in one

signed by: namelessNov 12, 2002

I love Chocolate too hehehehh

location: MilkyWay/Pluto/Universe

why they hate tomatoes: All this fuss for a tomato I just know that tomato acts as an antioxidant for the body and that it contributes VIT A & C, got it!!!!!!!!!!! So start eating them NOW!!!!

signed by: Linda S.Nov 8, 2002

I went thru your site over and over and I still don't hate tomatos!!! Help!There must be something wrong with me!!!

location: Belgium!

why they hate tomatoes: I'm doing the best I can, but so far I still don't hate them!Will therapy help me?

signed by: MamOct 30, 2002

What's your story? Tomato's are good, ever heard of pasta?

location: ca.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't, this site is funny,but tomato's are good. I think Metallica has a song that sounds like they say "Don't try tomato's baby"

signed by: HezzieOct 28, 2002

i dont have a story

location: Goochieville.

why they hate tomatoes: because they hate me

signed by: ANYAOct 27, 2002

Here`s a story...: I woke up this morning, felt , & . I started surfing ... found your homepage ... it`s really & , ~ and made me , & ! THANK`S! greetings from Anya in Norway c",) ANYA`S + WINNIE THE POOH PARAD(IS)E 2000+�

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: TinaOct 26, 2002

I aint got a story just that tomatoes rock and there awesome

location: London, Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: I dont hate tomatoes

signed by: Tomato=deathOct 26, 2002

It is a proven fact that every person who has ever eaten a tomato has died or will die at some point. Refute that!!!

location: Los Angeles, Ca.

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Carnivorus Bob!Oct 26, 2002

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location: Cow's Intestine, Beeftopia

why they hate tomatoes: no reason

signed by: muskokajayOct 12, 2002

Hey George. Herer's one for yah. I have a catapult that will launch your hated tomatoes about a hundred yards into the great unknown. Think about that will yah. It's worth getting a bunch just to launch the shit out of them. Jay

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: SeamonkeyOct 11, 2002

I was born, did some stuff, now I am here.

location: The moon

why they hate tomatoes: TOMATO?

signed by: DavidOct 9, 2002

Once upon a time, someone made a pot of boiled tomatoes. Disgusting little soft soppy buggers tasted bad. *Shudders* I haven't touched one since...after they've been cooked I mean, heheheheh.

location: Hong Kong

why they hate tomatoes: I don't....TOMATOES ROCK!!

signed by: KatOct 8, 2002

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Seamonkey, King Of Greenland, Ruler Of The Army Of ZombiesOct 3, 2002

I was born, did some stuff, now I am the King Of Greenland.

location: Nuuk, Greenland

why they hate tomatoes: I

signed by: Jeb TomatoOct 2, 2002

I somehow found this weird site and had to post a message.......So whats with the tomato hatin' maybe you should worry about something like e coli in meat you eat. Fact is Tomatoes never hurt anyone and hey doesnt anything smell if you let it rot......I bet attack of the killer tomatoes scares the crap at of you all lmao!!

location: Pensacola Fl.

why they hate tomatoes: N/A

signed by: BigDXLTSep 28, 2002

I was once a fisherman. Then I joined the Army where I went on to be the 3rd person on the moon. (Nobody ever remembers ME) After breif stint in Hollywood as the only guy in town that isn't a treehugger, I went on to becoming an axe murderer. That's what those hollywood types call loggers that is. Anyhoo, I am currently making my way through college so that I can become an astro physisist and possibly explain politics to my friends.

location: A place where ketchup don't grow.

why they hate tomatoes: The taste. Just raw ones mind you. Can't stand'em.

signed by: DrewSep 23, 2002

why they hate tomatoes: good job on your site! We link to sites that have new information and entertainment. Hopefully, we can exchange links! Please visit http://www.ChangingLINKS.com suggest your link.

signed by: tracy, aka big mama tSep 15, 2002

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: ProphectSep 5, 2002

U ppl are gay... fuckin anti-tomato faggots!

location: Alaska

signed by: tom tomatohaterSep 4, 2002

One pip is enough to ruin a burger

location: In a land free of evil fruit

why they hate tomatoes: Do tou really need a why: http://tomatoesareevil.com THEY ARE EVIL

signed by: i dont have oneSep 2, 2002

1 time..........about a year ago i found a rock on my driveway so so i like picked it up and put it in my bedroom and then my dad came in and he was all like whats wid the rock??? and i was like i found it on the driveway and then i fell asleep.

location: i dont know

why they hate tomatoes: because they scare me sometimes, they look evil, they are evil, they tease me, they hert me, they HATE me & i HATE them!!!!!!!!

signed by: JACKYAug 13, 2002

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signed by: Kyle "The Mile" SmileAug 4, 2002

I wanna cry over this site, but its great. [8-

location: Tomato Town

why they hate tomatoes: They Smell and taste bad

signed by: Time Runner BobAug 3, 2002

I once tryed to eat a tomato thinking hmm maybe i have grown to like them....becouse that happend with onions so i bit in to the f-cker and puked my guts out

location: The Hut by the River

why they hate tomatoes: Becouse they need to die and i plan on killing them if i see a tomato garden i trampel the hell out of it

signed by: Dave EvansJul 28, 2002

One year for Deron's birthday, Alissa had her mom find a bakery that would make Deron a chocolate cake in the shape of a tomato with yucky red icing and a little green stem. We made him eat some of the cake, and I think it may have scarred him for life.

location: Ohio

why they hate tomatoes: Like I said before, I only hate tomatos because they cause my friend Deron great distress.

signed by: KristinaJul 20, 2002

Im a blonde hair blue eyes typical NY girl that LOVES tomatoes and im sitting here wondering why someone would waste their time making an anti tomatoe website.... Well i guess whatever floats ur boat!

location: Central NY

why they hate tomatoes: I dont hate tomatoes.......I LOVE EM!! u know whats good.... taking 2 pieces of toast and putting sliced tomatoes in it and eating it.....MmmMMmmMMMmMMM My mom puts mayo on it too but i hate mayo so i have it plain.... TOMATOES ROCK AND TASTE YUMMY TOO!!!!

signed by: Akira TakamineJul 19, 2002

My story? I'm Akira Takamine, 19 years old. I'm a manga-ka, atheist, pacifist. I really don't know what else needs to be said.

location: Ganymede City, New York

why they hate tomatoes: I don't. Tomato is cool by me

signed by: :-)Jul 17, 2002

why they hate tomatoes: Cool Site!

signed by: RebeccaJul 15, 2002

I came, I saw, I conquered.

location: Lil town in the middle of nowhere

why they hate tomatoes: They are gross!

signed by: AlishkaJul 14, 2002

Hmm it all began one fine day when my mom and dad met...i was born another day...i used to be scared of crows...i fell down the stairs...i read LOTR...i listened to some weezer...now i am here that is my life story

location: I live......here

why they hate tomatoes: I always spill the juicy stuff on me

signed by: Anonymous SurferJul 14, 2002

Does anyone know that tomatoes are actually really good for your immune system. They help fight sickness and are actually very good for you, so I suggest eat them thangs whether you like it or not

signed by: JaimeJul 10, 2002

ok i think tomatos suk

location: box

why they hate tomatoes: there gooshi

signed by: Holden McGroinJul 10, 2002

One day this bloke was walking down the road and saw a carton of milk. the end.

location: Tomatoland

why they hate tomatoes: maybe i don't.....

signed by: Richard (Mo)Jul 8, 2002

im a screwed up "GOTHIC" kid cause i love SLIPKNOT and other metal bands

location: exeter (england)

why they hate tomatoes: i dont i love them

signed by: CraigJul 5, 2002

i uh i like oh yes hi penis?

location: squireel

why they hate tomatoes: honk

signed by: GrantJul 4, 2002

thje bokarkr!!!!#3333333333333333333

location: yhooi yoink yoink!

why they hate tomatoes: m,m ^_^ THIS IS TEH MAKE ME HAPPAY HUK~ ^_^^^^^

signed by: Giles William Edward WimpletonJul 4, 2002

Ah, the wonderful days of my childhood, they have come back! Tra-ala- la - lally, Here down in the Valley! And then, why, there came Henrietta! Now she skips at my side, while the happy yellow face shines above us! How glorious! My hobbies and leisure activities include: Bowls and Croquet, ah, how lovely! Hunting, but without frightfully nasty hounds! Writing po-et-try! LalaLa! Watching Cricket at the grounds, you get to meet lovely nice people! How wonderfull!

location: You may find my humble abode in Regency Gardens, Oulenville, Surren. Please pay me a visit!

why they hate tomatoes: Oh my! Hate is harsh and unruly! You should not do such a thing!

signed by: GrantJul 4, 2002

I didn't write any books yet

location: no

why they hate tomatoes: they kiled my friends girfriend

signed by: candi dJul 4, 2002

OH ma GUD lik i muvd 2 da plece wen i woz lik 13 man n ten franki (MY BEYFREND) lik met ma n we lik hed sex (teeehehehehehhehe) n ten we go out wit eech utter nuw, heez ma babi nuw

location: i liv in da strip club (hHEHEeheEHhe ony jokin, beby)

why they hate tomatoes: u startin agin man? lik, i gunna get franki ta beet yu up nuw!

signed by: Campbell Tomato Soup ProductsJul 4, 2002

If you need to contact us email the campbell corp at [email protected]

location: New York City, NY

why they hate tomatoes: And don't forget to visit our website www.campbell.com for great offers and recipes.

signed by: German not read gud soryJul 4, 2002

I am german I move to america not read so good

location: America

why they hate tomatoes: I not dont under stand

signed by: CraigJul 4, 2002

Yes plis

location: Pennsylvania

why they hate tomatoes: I liek hamburglres

signed by: brittanyJul 4, 2002

i don't have one... but i DO like tomatoes. yay!

location: ohio.

why they hate tomatoes: I DONT HATE TOMATOES!! ONLY EVIL PEOPLE HATE TOMATOES. WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?!!!

signed by: big A dogJul 4, 2002

tomatoes suck... ive been an antitomatoist since 1980 and ummmm i am here to warn people about how nasty the are!

location: SanDiego

why they hate tomatoes: is it really that hard to see? you really have to ask me this? who ever asks this question is over 40 and has bad taste buds!

signed by: FiredropJul 3, 2002

im cool

location: no

why they hate tomatoes: my girlfriend was killed by a killer tomato so i hate them now

signed by: Rachel (i messed up on the last one)Jun 21, 2002

Tomatoes are the shit and they are great!

location: Im not tellin u

why they hate tomatoes: I dont!! i like tomatoes!

signed by: TOMATO LOVERJun 18, 2002

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TOMATOES ,LOVE THEM,LOVE THEM,LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

location: ENGLAND,HALIFAX

why they hate tomatoes: HOW COULD ANY1 HATE TOMATOES,THIER ABSOUTLY BUETIFUL!!!!

signed by: Bradley T HughesJun 18, 2002

Hey George, as a fan of your site from back in the day, I'm excited to see you are still spreading the anti-tomato gospel. If only I had that much dedication for Crap On-Line, might be the internet mogul that you have become.

location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

why they hate tomatoes: I really don't know where to start. They taste like crap. They feel like live eels in your mouth. Those goddamn seeds that stick to everything. Their smug demeanour.

signed by: the great tomato prophet - tomatiJun 18, 2002

One day, i was driving down the road, when suddenly there was a raccoon right in front of me, and i hit him. i got out and prayed and the great tomato god descended from the sky and gave his blessing, then the raccoon got up and walked, and then died from depression becuase while in his death, he had witnessed the great tomato in the sky and longed to be there again. the tomato is a miracle... like the late revifification of our friendly woodland creature, the raccoon. let us strive that we t

location: al;g

why they hate tomatoes: i dont

signed by: Slippy McDermottJun 17, 2002

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location: Windsor, the crotch of Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: www.johnchan.tk

signed by: Squishy DudeJun 16, 2002

once upon a time....i dated a tomato.....and she left..me....high and dry....without saying goodbye....and for who....a damn mustard plant.....why....why!

location: peru......

why they hate tomatoes: cos they're really hard to put in a salad sandwich...too slippy

signed by: ChichimecaJun 14, 2002

Once upon a time, there was a giant. The giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I wll grind your bones to make my bread anyway! Ho, ho, ho!" Jack thought, "He'll kill me if I do, he'll kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out of this." Jack cleared his throat, and then began his story. Once upon a time, there was a giant.

location: in a cave...with satellite TV

why they hate tomatoes: I am sure I mentioned the part about having to kill you if I tell you, sucka!

signed by: cheetah tigerJun 12, 2002

i ate a tomato once and threw up for 3 days....never ate one since

why they hate tomatoes: becuase their seedy and smushy and they taste nasty

signed by: Tom "tomato" AtoJun 12, 2002

once opun a time, god created the tomato after marijuana so that man would have something else to make in case he should ever run out of brownie mix ie.. spaghetti sauce

location: Comoniwanalaiya, Hawaii

why they hate tomatoes: if i where ever eating a tomato and some juice spilled on me i would be speared in the a-hole by a bull attracted by the colour.

signed by: Holden McGroinJun 11, 2002

There once was a woman from Eeling, Who had a perculiar feeling. She lay on her back, and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

location: Tommytom.

why they hate tomatoes: Coz they are smelly, and i have to chop them at work. HAHAHAAAA in yer face you little buggers!!!!

signed by: ShOtJun 8, 2002

location: alasca

signed by: steve ladukeJun 7, 2002

tomatoes are cool pal! so many foods are made with this majical vege. katchup spagetti, veal with spagetti. tomato juce. if tomatoes did not exist italians would die. do you hate italians? you are gay. insted of posting tomato hating sites on the internet why dont you do something more productive like join the navy.

location: ohio

why they hate tomatoes: ...

signed by: Buhu MyasshurtsJun 7, 2002

my story? what story? who said anything about a story?

why they hate tomatoes: hate? i just dont like how they blast theyr way in my ass, its a bit weird, but tempting

signed by: ronald mcdonaldJun 7, 2002

well, tomatoes, makes the burger look bigger, but they cost to much. and i will cry until somebidy would give them to my.

location: i live under the kitchen sink in the mcdonalds resturant in porsgrunn norway

why they hate tomatoes: the price

signed by: woodleg smithJun 7, 2002

when i was four years old i saw my father ea a tomato and me burned alive vile i was watching, it was terrible.

location: sahara

why they hate tomatoes: they burn dont they they burn like the evil sun it all just burns.

signed by: woodleg smithJun 7, 2002

when i was four years old i saw my father ea a tomato and me burned alive vile i was watching, it was terrible.

location: sahara

why they hate tomatoes: they burn dont they they burn like the evil sun it all just burns.

signed by: BigDawgJun 6, 2002

No story really need's to be told. They taste like crap, smell like crap, feel like crap, splat on the ground like crap.

location: Orange County, Ca.

signed by: MazJun 5, 2002

i was born in a hospital. was never fed them and now i hate them. now i am here.

location: in my house

why they hate tomatoes: they are gooey, slimy and when they are fried their skin shrivels up!

signed by: carrotmanJun 5, 2002

the tomatos came and took me away... i hate them theyr all read like a freakin balooooooon

location: in your hous with your crack ass burryed under the freakin porch

why they hate tomatoes: couse they are red

signed by: georgio innavlioJun 4, 2002

it all started when i was a little boy, i dated a fat girl, i was so in love with her so i made up my mind and asked her if she wanted to get laid, she hit me many times, but fucking her was like fucking a tomatoe so thats where i've got my hobby from

location: italy

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: rex snutesparkerJun 4, 2002

Every time i hear about tomatoes i have to kill the person who mentonied it, therefore im in jail, all because of the damned tomato. But ill get out, and wipe out all tomatoes there is, you hear my, let the damned tomato DIE!!!!!

location: Ila landsfengsel Norway

why they hate tomatoes: because they ruined my life and made me kill many people before i got them all removed.

signed by: nasse askepromperJun 4, 2002

I am followed by tomatoes, everywhere there are agressive followers that i have to execute all the time. like people selling them, i tell little children not to eat the tomatoes. once in a while the doctor is over at my house giving me candy, then the tomatoes go away, but he gives me all to little.

location: texas

why they hate tomatoes: because they are pure evil

signed by: JasmineJun 3, 2002

I was over at my friend's and she stuck her hand in the refrigerator and popped this baby tomato in her mouth. She ate it like a fucking grape. I'm traumatized.

location: Kuala Lumpur.

why they hate tomatoes: I hate the way they taste, the way they look and the way they smell. They are just effin evil. uh, take that smiley off. it looks like a tomato. ;(

signed by: Jimmy Valentino Alvarez McFinney Bostlostkie Ferdinand Von Helsinki MCXIIMay 31, 2002

I am illiterate. I cannot write, read, or understand any spoken languages. I am just pressinfg random buttons. Probabiliy 1/197489326757385648722947546380585767382927465)

location: In your toilet bowl

why they hate tomatoes: Because when I was just a wee baby, The evil sithe Lord, Purple Katsup stole my bycicle and crashed it into a tree while eating a large picture of a corigated bran puff covered in strawberry juice.

signed by: Jonathan HarmonMay 31, 2002

I was born and raised in Greensboro, Ontario(NC/HI)USA(Africa). I then moved to Boone, NC to get away from all tomatos and form a tomata hata organization which has grown tomotos to force feed to tomato growers to cause them a slow and painful death. I am excluded from death by tomato b/c the sole purpose of me growing tomatos is to kill all others that grow tomatos.

location: Greensboro, Ontario(NC/HI) USA(Africa)

why they hate tomatoes: One time at band camp, a tomato bit off my finger and spit it on my friend's eyeball. I have despised all tomatos and their byproducts ever since.

signed by: beetleteethMay 31, 2002

I dream of giving birth to tomatoes.. do you really want to know any more about me?

location: Brisbane Australia.

why they hate tomatoes: They have guts, but no skeletons.

signed by: JamezMay 30, 2002

I came, I saw, I DIDNT eat tomatoes.

location: Timmins, Ontario, Canada....eh!

why they hate tomatoes: Although, i sit here reading this question, baffled and confused, sometimes i wonder... this is a rhetorical question right??

signed by: Quetzcotal the AztecMay 29, 2002

It all began on a dark Thursday night. The Spanish had just arrived and we decided to hold a banquet. I suggested tomatoes and it was forwarded by Crizcatual (Then again he would). We fed the tomatoes to the Spanish. One of them shouted "HEATHEN INFIDELS!". I called him an arsehole and he declared war and shot my son, Vizatal (God of pizza). Ultimately the Spanish destroyed my beautiful civilisation. AND IT WAS ALL THE TOMATOES FAULT!! How do they sleep at night?

location: Old Gods retirement home, Genk, Belgium. Zeus says hi.

why they hate tomatoes: See above.

signed by: GemMay 28, 2002

I've always loathed tomatoes (except in spaghetti bol) and i reckon i always will

location: Western Australia

why they hate tomatoes: cos they're gross as. nasty little pseudofruits that aren't actually sweet or fruity. and i heard they're related to belladonna which is in fact poisonous.

signed by: ravenMay 27, 2002

your a nut lol

location: ky

why they hate tomatoes: i dont but your still a nut hahahaha

signed by: Me Myself and IMay 25, 2002

i HAVE NONE IM A LOSER CUZ I GO TO ANTI TOMATOE SITES!

location: city

why they hate tomatoes: I JUST DO........ THEY TASTE LIKE CRAP

signed by: Justice McQueensMay 25, 2002

location: TEXAS :( (probably a tomato capital, huh?)

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: fuck youMay 25, 2002

you fuck donkeys

why they hate tomatoes: you fuck donkeys

signed by: Tim the Tool Man Daopfajirso;agierrMay 24, 2002

last year, someone tried to kill me with a tomato, and it almost worked

location: east bumfuck PA

why they hate tomatoes: SEE ABOVE

signed by: TheLordBobMay 23, 2002

They killed my father, and i will have my revenge.

location: Littleshire, ND

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: JonnyboyMay 22, 2002

N/A

location: Toronto, you fat american slobs

why they hate tomatoes: I honestly don't understand what you people don't like about tomatos. i mean think about, their scrumptious, delicious, and juicy. they even look good, for my birthday i will be receiving tomatos not flowers, that's right tomatos. The red color is overpowering which just adds to the greatness of this natural beauty. i wish I could eat tomato's everyday, all day. Do you know what my favourite part of tomato's is. The seeds in the middle of the tomato just make up for the protective shield. They are just bursting with taste, wow, i acn't think of enough things to say about this delicious treat. to add to the awesomeness of this vegatable, is the fact that it is healthy. Do you know how many times your mom's and dad's have asked you to eat tomato's, it's not only because they are scrumptious but because they are healthy as well. All you people are probebly fat American slobs because you do not eat enough tomatos. I really don't understand what your hatred of tomatos is. It is unexplicable. ALL HAIL TOMATOS, P.S. Claudia is a STALLION

signed by: The Fifth SunMay 22, 2002

I always thougth the Aztec empire was down to ruins because of the stupidity of spaniards, not because of tomatoes. Well, I guess you should know more about this than a descendent from the Aztecs himself, right? Oh ! by the way ! if antitomato.com says that 3% of the population hates tomatoes that much, then tell me, who is wrong ? that 3%? or the other 97% that does love tomatoes? I think you all should get a real job and stop smoking that thing... Bye !

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: ChilliMay 21, 2002

I was walking down the street when I was attacked by a group of tomato's. They forced me into an alley where they forced me to take their wet warm juice

location: U.K.

why they hate tomatoes: Yes, until they seek help for being sexually frustrated .

signed by: TomatoBoyMay 21, 2002

I just love to grow them and watch the neat fruit form on the vines. I have so many seeds and plants. Im still gonna try to grow them in my home during the winter months to give them the life they deserve the most.

location: Peoria, Illinois

why they hate tomatoes: I told you that I love them because I give them life.

signed by: dirkMay 19, 2002

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: RachelMay 19, 2002

You lot are freaks....

location: UK

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Heinz WankerMay 18, 2002

They are so ripe and juicy. I was first caught by a neighbor fondling the soft flesh of his tomato plants, squeezing out the fresh juice.

location: virginia

why they hate tomatoes: My tomato lust has taken control of my life. The winter months have become a hell of endless fantasy, waiting impatiently for summer.

signed by: Don Tomaso TomatinoMay 17, 2002

I EAT TOMATOES EVERYDAY AND LOVE IT. CANT IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT IT!

location: ESTOCOLMO

why they hate tomatoes: because they are red and I'm colourblind.. I've been told red is the most beatiful colour in the world. I imagine the colour is just like the taste - WONDERFUL! All good things are red: our blood the Soviet flag the tomato....

signed by: Fred NurkMay 10, 2002

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location: Australia

why they hate tomatoes: I TOLD YOU EARLIER

signed by: tomato lavaMay 9, 2002

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Christopher CornsMay 9, 2002

One time when I was at the grocery store I met this woman named JAke. She was walking down the vetable aisle and when she saw me pick up a tomato and slam in on the floor she started talking to me!! She said why are you wasting food like that I need more food, I haven't eaten in 20 minutes!! SO I said I was sorry, but that I really hated tomatoes!! I asked her if she liked tomatoes and she said yes! So I started to walk away from this freak but then she said that she loved corn more!! And it wa

why they hate tomatoes: Yes I do!! COrn rocks!!

signed by: amyMay 6, 2002

I've loved tomatoes since very early in my childhood. They're WONDERFUL and the best food in the world!!! I'll eat 'em anyway you can fix them! :)

location: North Carolina

why they hate tomatoes: I DON'T!!! They're great!

signed by: DerekMay 2, 2002

i hate tomatoes

location: as far as away from tomatoes as possible

why they hate tomatoes: why wouldnt u hate them

signed by: JenniferApr 30, 2002

i dont tell stories.....stories are boring.

location: michigan

why they hate tomatoes: tomatos are nasty and they stink and they are ugly and when you squish them it looks nasty like they are on their period.HAHAHAAAAAAA

signed by: MelvineApr 27, 2002

location: seattle, wa

why they hate tomatoes: i don't know. i have hated them as far back as i can remember...it be an inherent part of my personality

signed by: angieApr 26, 2002

searching for different varieties of tomato for recreational gardening and accidentally stumbled upon this web-site. love tomatoes a lot...put them in everything. don't know why ppl bother to make a website abt how horrible tomatoes are. ppl must have no life these days. if u don't like them...don't eat them.

location: not telling

why they hate tomatoes: i don't hate them.

signed by: Jhonny rottenApr 26, 2002

once upon a time in the dreamtime there was a giant frog named tidilic and he was evil and lnowing that tomatoes are evil he ate al of them and become megga megga evil, all the other animals were scared so they had to find a way to stop him, the owl decided that if they make him laugh he would regurgitate all the tomatoes and become is normal semi evil self again, somone tickled him and he laughed then became himself again, (remdition of an aboriginal deramtime story)

location: Perth western australia

why they hate tomatoes: tomatoes are portraid on the walls of egyption tombs now egyptoligists say this is becaus they feard the tomatoe so much so that they were forced to build it pyramids for it and worship it by night, the tomato it the eigth plague

signed by: GemmaApr 25, 2002

I HATE TOMATOES.... :-ms

location: Australia, Queensland

why they hate tomatoes: coz they taste smell and look like shit

signed by: FWSPApr 25, 2002

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signed by: LukeApr 20, 2002

Once upon a time, a boy hated tomatos a lot. Uhhh... yeah, that's it.

location: No. Too bad for you.

why they hate tomatoes: Mostly because they're SLIMY, but they also taste REALLY BAD.

signed by: KiraApr 17, 2002

saw someone eating a tomato with juice running down all over them... i don't like salsa because of the tomato chunks, or ketchup- but ketchup is a whole different story

location: in a tomato-free home

why they hate tomatoes: the thought of red slime dripping out of a leathery covering is just revolting...

signed by: Joe SmitApr 17, 2002

One time I choked on a tomato while being force fed by sea leprachuns.....that happened when I was only 5 yrs old.....from then on I never ate another tomato again....I was traumatized for life....::starts crying::....I could never look at a tomato again.....just the site of a tomato would send me back into a world of torture....with tomatos!...I weep like a girl whenever I see a tomato.....the pain....the horror....the tomatos!

location: Somewhere on Earth

why they hate tomatoes: They are the weapons of the tomato growers who are really Satans minions.....they poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and sent a plague upon us all!....well actually no but I think that is what will happen....what I do know is that many people have already been brain washed....My advice is buy a dog, like I did, and feed it to them...it works cuz my dog hasn't died yet....

signed by: billApr 15, 2002

Ya'll stupid!! Tommy- toes are the best... and Im a vegatarian, my granny owns a tommy- toe farm.

location: city

why they hate tomatoes: I don't but i hate people who hate tommy- toes

signed by: CoreyApr 12, 2002

Tomatoes are fucking good, and thats it and thats all there is to it

location: Scottsdale, Arizona

why they hate tomatoes: I Never Did...

signed by: Thom AtoApr 10, 2002

location: London

why they hate tomatoes: I don't - I think they're tomato-riffic!

signed by: Cheesemaster GeneralApr 10, 2002

Raised on a healthy diet of Cheddar, Red Leicester and Dorset Blue Vinny, I was indoctrinated into the way of cheesy goodness from an early age. The pleasure of a fine ploughman's lunch has always been a treat to be savoured. However, lurking in the background, there has always been the threat of tomatoes,

location: A tomato-free haven just outside London

why they hate tomatoes: hanging heavy over many a fine lunchtime repast, trying to insidiously worm their way into the nation's affections with their "fruit / vegetable" ambiguity. Well, I say, "No more!". It's time we stamped out this vile threat to eating enjoyment once and for all. Are you with me? Well, are you?!?!

signed by: Cory ElsmoreApr 9, 2002

A tomato fell in my pants once, and I lost my area. I wish it hadn't happened.

location: Cottage Grove, MN

why they hate tomatoes: See above

signed by: Lord LucanApr 7, 2002

i moved to a house on the outskirts of london a few years ago blissfully unaware of the degree of the menace *omat*s represent to society. the few i had encountered in the city were easily disposed of with a hammer but the garden of my new house was teaming with them so i had to come up with a more efficient method. i finaly hit upon the idea of burying them alive in a mass grave. for a couple of weeks afterwards i kept a check on the garden to make sure none of them dug thier way out and then

location: near london

why they hate tomatoes: assured of my success i closed the curtains and got on with being a slob. a couple of years later the curtain rail fell off the wall and to my horror exposed a garden over run by t*ma*os, i then realised the origional garrason must have called for reinforcments during the battle of the shovel and i would have to find a faster way to kill them. i came up with a brilliant solution to the problem that worked perfectly and i havent been bothered by the to*at*s scince, and the only thing stopping me from recomending this course of action to everybody is the difficulty in finding a good napalm suplier. why do i hate tom*t*s ? because they are there!

signed by: wormcastApr 5, 2002

I was born into a tomato-loving family but always knew I was different. This led to hard times while growing up, & since I liked cooked tomato products I wasn't fully accepted by "complete" tomato-haters, & was uncomfortable with my seemingly inconsistent nature. Slowly I realized that raw tomatoes are just entirely different from cooked/dried tomatoes (like meat) & thus came to terms with my dual nature. Today I am openly proud to be a hater of raw tomatoes but a lover of good tomato sauce,e

why they hate tomatoes: Their smell. Their taste. Their texture. Their (internal) appearance. Their affordability and popularity that cause the above properties to offend my sense on a nearly daily basis.

signed by: LaRaLiApr 2, 2002

location: sharon, massachusetts

why they hate tomatoes: they're just all around evil little beings, and really, let's think about it. what good have they ever done for society? i mean, they're like mosquitoes or something--no purpose other than to annoy those with enough sense to avoid them. tomatoes should be stopped now, before they take over the world. you know they will, don't look at me like that. it starts with your parent--maybe both. then, no matter how much you resist, you can't help but be curious about their taste, its human nature. but then, that gooey center just gets you addicted. soon, your friends are eating them. you say to yourself, its healthy! its a fruit/vegetable! if i wanted to, i could stop. i just dont want to. you call yourself a social tomato-eater, you'll have them on hors d'oerves at parties; as a garnish at a fancy dinner. however, you are addicted, and you find yourself buying them at stop & shop, looking up tomato recipes on the internet, purposely getting them on your burger at mcdonalds, defending the things on websites like this one. that's when you realize you've got a problem. few people realize how harmful these veggies are. don't let the FDA fool you! THIS IS NOT A HEALTHY HABIT.

signed by: LisaMar 31, 2002

location: Michigan

why they hate tomatoes: Because I have to do a report on them for my Botany class tomorrow.

signed by: CielMar 27, 2002

hello~this is my first visit~ i saw an introductio of ur website in newspaper, so coming here to visit u all^-^

location: Hong Kong

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: JeannieMar 25, 2002

Tomaco is all I have to say....anyone who watches Simpsons will know what i mean. YUCK

location: Ohio

why they hate tomatoes: Because I hate Ketchup! i ahve a friend who puts it on everything...I MEAN EVERYTHING, eggs, pancakes, potatos (even mashed) and meat and anything you can think of!

signed by: peggyMar 21, 2002

IAS ABOVE, I HAVE A TOMATO PHOBIA....(VERY RARE)

location: CA

why they hate tomatoes: DEY SCARY

signed by: MattMar 14, 2002

TOMATOES ARE GOOD LET ME tell you why PIZZA!end it there no TOMATOESsouce and the pizza would not be good

location: i live san antonio,Texas

why they hate tomatoes: i love them

signed by: BadFeb 23, 2002

Always been phobic towards tomatoes, and have never eaten one. My 'friends', playing a 'practical joke', emptied several tins of disgusting plum tomatoes on my doorstep. Needless to say, I didn't leave the house until they had cleared up the mess ( three days ). Thought I was on my own in my tomato - phobia, until I met another tomato-phobe, a few years ago.

location: Lanzarote, Canary Islands.

why they hate tomatoes: Because they're the fruit, (or berry), of the devil.

signed by: NanFeb 10, 2002

I came to this site with a burning question in mind... who thought to put tomato sauce on fish? I find that a very unlikely combination. For example, sardines in tomato sauce? Manhattan Clam Chowder? You get the picture. Ketchup on fried fish is another thing entirely. Maybe it's a southern thing.

location: Nashville, TN

why they hate tomatoes: I don't, I just wanted to find a place on the www that I could post my question about using tomato sauce on seafood products. Everybody knows ASKJEEVES couldn't help.

signed by: Chris ThieblotFeb 4, 2002

I have none!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

location: City-I HATE TOMATOES. Province-YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!

why they hate tomatoes: CAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE..........!!!!!!!!!!!

signed by: Leslie RedelfsFeb 4, 2002

I've been eating tomatoes since toddlerhood - I eat them like apples, with salt and pepper. My grandma used to make tomato preserves - great on toast! I'd like to have my own garden, but i try to be sensitive to my husband's intense hatred of them (more like a phobia)

location: Elkhorn, NE

why they hate tomatoes: n/a I love them because they taste wonderful, are juicy, full of vitamin C and very low in calories so you don't have to worry about eating a lot of them. I'll bet most people who say they hate them, eat all kinds of foods made with tomatoes, like barbeque sauce, spaghetti sauce, pizza sauce, chili, catsup, etc.

signed by: Jim RedelfsFeb 2, 2002

I have hated tomatoes since I was born. I believe that, when she was carrying me, my mother was brutally attacked by a gang of tomatoes.

location: Elkhorn, Nebraska, USA

why they hate tomatoes: They are omnipresent polluters of an otherwise excellent world of food.

signed by: LoganJan 30, 2002

I luv termaters

location: muncie, In

why they hate tomatoes: i dont ass whipe

signed by: AngieJan 28, 2002

a fairy tale

location: Milwaukee

why they hate tomatoes: They smell gross and have a yucky texture. I can handle certain tomato products. Someone needs to invent smooth pasta sauces and salsas. Not everyone digs that "chunky" shit... Sometimes I buy a jar of salsa and puree it in a blender so I can get the slimy chunks out. But normally I just buy cheese sauce.

signed by: MollieJan 28, 2002

It was a dark and stormy night...

location: Milwaukee, WI

why they hate tomatoes: I hate how they taste, and how they smell, mostly. I sometimes regret not liking cherry tomatoes, because they look appealing, but I just want to puke if I taste a tomato.

signed by: ValeriaJan 26, 2002

Mi historia? comienza hace 25 a�os. Tengo muchas pasiones: el mar, los animales, Los Simpsons, la vida. Entr� a este website por su creador, no lo conozco personalmente, pero lo adoro. Yo creo y espero poder dec�rselo en persona alg�n d�a este a�o, si �l no se vuelve para atr�s. Pero mis palabras no van a cambiar con el tiempo! Im crazy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont you see?.

location: I was born in Argentina, and i move to Spain/Barcelona in 20 days.

why they hate tomatoes: I dont hate tomatoes!. I like the colour of the evil. jaja

signed by: OtamotJan 25, 2002

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: MiststoneJan 21, 2002

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location: not of you beezwax freeky bee keeper

why they hate tomatoes: I dont i hate u, idiot

signed by: Jay ColasantiJan 19, 2002

you should update the info the dumping investigation. Old news!

location: none of your business

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: the beautiful katy and the ugly mandi (thank u matt larson)Jan 19, 2002

So last night my dad went into the bedroom with a bundle of tomatoes and all night long i heard my mom screaming "squish me" "Squeez me" Please me" and in the morning the house smelled of rotten tomatoes and human fluid...ive never devulged this story to ne one until now...the stench still lingers on my nose when im awaken by aqward screams in the middle of the night....thats my story and im stickin to it [email protected]

location: san antonio tx

why they hate tomatoes: Havent we been talking about this the whole time...ur fucking stoopid yea i fucking hate tomatoes and ur mom...but thats another scary tomatoe story so adios yo

signed by: KatieJan 18, 2002

Well, I've lived in raleigh all my life. I went to charlotte one year for school, but there were tomatoes everywhere, so I had to come back to raleigh for my sanity. I swear, if I see one more damn tomato... the juice will be flyin.

location: Raleigh, NC

why they hate tomatoes: they give me gas. and sometimes hives. and they're everywhere.

signed by: "smalls, skank, boopie, hoe...becca, becky, rebbie, rebecca...." Take your pickJan 16, 2002

one time, and then, can you believe it?!! the nerve.

location: in orange, texas

why they hate tomatoes: because they never stop singing that nnoying song

signed by: Rock SteadyJan 16, 2002

nothing really but this site rocks!

why they hate tomatoes: they squish all over salads and spray stupid seeds everywhere and when they're old they get mushy and really nasty and stink like a turd in hell

signed by: EB_GirlJan 10, 2002

There was once a game called Tomato Boxes, created by the almighty Tomato himself. One day, little Cami realized that she had beaten one of the almighty Tomato's high scores. This made her eligable for a forum badge, so she diligently recorded all of her 800+ steps and emailed it to the almighty Tomato. Of course Tomato, being busy smiting various objects in the depths of Starmen.net, has yet to find a free moment to review Cami's email; and to this day, she eagerly awaits his reply.

location: Washington State.

why they hate tomatoes: I think that's a question you should ask yourself. After all, with all of the wonderful things Tomato has brought to the world, how could anyone hate him???

signed by: kittJan 10, 2002

those retarded cherry tomatos, well when i was a kid i got one stuck up my nose, my sister shoved it up there and now i hate them

location: ottowa

why they hate tomatoes: they are gross

signed by: MelissaJan 10, 2002

Well, i was born a wee wee child......

location: Antioch Il

why they hate tomatoes: i DISLIKE then, and who the heck makes a web site about tomatoes?

signed by: KevDudeJan 10, 2002

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: DaobDragonJan 9, 2002

I was born eventually i tried my first taste for coca cola then i eventually tried mc dolands then eventually i joined starmen.net then i tried nando's and the frappacino from starbucks DO YOU HAVE A PROBULEM WITH Dat?/?@?

location: Bumsville/Loserland In a cardboard box near the dole payouts area

why they hate tomatoes: i don't hate tomato he's l33t

signed by: KamigaroJan 9, 2002

To make a long story short...I don't know what a tomato is

why they hate tomatoes: ...I hate tomatoes?

signed by: AderethJan 9, 2002

What kind of story, foo'?

location: Silvanost, Silvanesti, Ansalon, Krynn.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't! Tomatoes are the embodiment of coolness!

signed by: ParalistalonJan 8, 2002

When I was young, I used to play with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures.

location: Mainly my bedroom, but I occasionaly leave for school and other such social gatherings.

why they hate tomatoes: STOP WITH THESE TRICK QUESTIONS ALREADY!!

signed by: mandi bearJan 8, 2002

wel i dont think it is appropriate to tell u right now maybe later ok

location: san antonio,tx

why they hate tomatoes: i dont dumbass

signed by: Sephiroth K. TomoeJan 8, 2002

I'm a mercenary, underground rebel-type person. Former supervillian, now a normal hero.

location: Sector 7, Midgar City, Eastern Continent

why they hate tomatoes: I don't hate Tomato. I don't exactly like the fact that he (apparently) hasn't finished translating Famicom Detective Club 2 yet, but other than that, Tomato's cool.

signed by: ExpensiveprotoplasmJan 8, 2002

YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PEEPS WHO DONT LIKE THE GAME SO NOW YOU TAKE IT OUT ON 'MATO!! PLAY IT DANG YOU PLAY IT!!!

location: STOP CHANGIN THE TOPIC

why they hate tomatoes: I DONT DEAF PERSON!

signed by: LeticiaJan 8, 2002

I�M FROM TOLEDO,IN SPAIN AND I AM WRITING IT BECOUSE I WANT. ALL PEAPLE HAVE TO VISIT SPAIN BECOUSE IS THE BEST, SPANISH PEOPLE IS VERY FUNNY AND HUPPY,AND IF YOU TELL US THAT YOU WANT TO EAT PAELLA WITHOUT TOMATO (LA PAELLA SIN TOMATE,POR FAVOR) WE GIVE IT WITHOUT TOMATO.BUT IF YOU HATE TOMATE DON�T EAT GAZPACHO. bESOS

location: Toledo,Castilla-la Mancha, Spain

why they hate tomatoes: I HATE THEM BECOUSE THEY ARE RED.BUT I LOVE THEM AT THE "ARROZ A LA CUBANA" AND IN THE "GAZPACHO". to esto va de co�a,a mi me pierde el tomate,me emociona

signed by: TolkienJan 8, 2002

My Turn, Do You Like Pink Floyd? please go here http://pinkfloyd.topcities.com

location: Here Why Yu Ask So Many Questions

why they hate tomatoes: Tomato-san is kool

signed by: New Age Retro HippieJan 7, 2002

I'm a hippie, man. A New Age Retro Hippie, man. I don't know Tomato that well, man. But he's cool, man. Get of the Tomato-T's back, man. FIGHT THE POWER, TOMATO!

location: I forget, man.

why they hate tomatoes: Dude, see above.

signed by: Unassuming Local GuyJan 7, 2002

I have no idea what's wrong with you people. Tomato is god. Not only did he translate Star Ocean, and a bunch of other great SNES games, he made PK Hack, and runs a popular website. You guys are just jealous.

location: Kokomo, Indiana

why they hate tomatoes: I don't, read above.

signed by: Katy ReiffertJan 3, 2002

DIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP...NO WAIT THATS ANOTHER STORY

location: SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS

why they hate tomatoes: BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE SHEEIT! ALSO BECAUSE THEY HAVE A REALLY GROSS TEXTURE..I COULD GO ON AND ON

signed by: RichJan 1, 2002

My mom makes the best lasagna in the world according to everyone but I wouldn't know due to the dreaded stewed tomato chunks between the layers. I spent many years of my adolescence sitting at the dinner table in the dark for hours after everyone else cleaned up with a piece of the antichrist on my plate. I would invariably upchuck the chunk after being forced to "try one bite." yea right. How come when you are forced at gunpoint to eat a tomato, you keep chewing and chewing and chewing be

location: Destin, FL

why they hate tomatoes: see above

signed by: JulianaDec 31, 2001

I was surfing the web, and I decided to go to Juliana.com just to see what was on there because that's my name. Turns out Juliana.com is a website for tomatoes! I hate tomatoes, I can't beleive someone would start a website supporting tomatoes. Whoever started that website is a bitch. She needs help, tomatoes are taking over her brain. Stay away from tomatoes!!!!!!!!1

location: California.

why they hate tomatoes: Because they have a nasty sweet taste,they smell,they are evil, and they're messy.

signed by: Tomato HaterDec 29, 2001

One day, my mom was eating a sandwich (which had tomatos in it)and when she bit in it, tomato juice squirt into my eye! Then that night, my mother started getting really sick. Her lips started to swell and she was almost rushed to the hospital.

location: Florida

why they hate tomatoes: #1 Tomato juice burns your eyes like you won't believe! You might just cut your whole eye out! #2 My mom still eats tomatos even though she knows that she is allergic to them!

signed by: TO.MA.TO.Dec 13, 2001

I was born as TOm MArtin TOde, so my grandfather called me TOMATO first when I was a Child. So I grew up and someday I want to make a BBS call, I had to decide for an user-account, that was the time where I first used this name (15 years. ago). At least here is my opinion: what goes red, when you press it softly ? -> TOMATO ;)

location: Big City of Hamburg, Germany

why they hate tomatoes: I don't like to eat this red, round thing, because I'm not cannibalistic so I don't eat myself ;)

signed by: tumadreesunazorraDec 13, 2001

he visto esta pagina y creo que el webmaster debe ser un imbecil que no tiene nada mejor que hacer que gastar su tiempo en una tonteria como esta. Sinceramente creo que eres un gilipollas, y ademas yanqui por lo que no me caes nada bien. Por cierto, vuestro pais es una mierda y por si no lo sabeis NO sois los putos reyes del mundo ni mucho menos. Ah, por cierto, en Espa�a no somos todos toreros. Tampoco nos gusta el flamenco y algunos odiamos la puta paella. Postdata. George Bush Jr es un ret

location: Madrid/ Spain

why they hate tomatoes: que dices tio, estas loco

signed by: MaryDec 1, 2001

The killer tomatoes..... well they killed my boyfriend and ate my friends :(

location: Merritt Island, Fl

why they hate tomatoes: see ^they killed my boyfriend and ate my friends! tragic tragic thing that happened :(

signed by: BIGeesNov 28, 2001

Go To Somewhere Else .... tomatoes is My favorite... Now you hate Me !??

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: KRISTIANNov 16, 2001

why they hate tomatoes: THERE EVIL

signed by: bumNov 13, 2001

i have always wanted to get money from selling tomatoes

location: nowhere.i'm a bum on the street, using a computer

why they hate tomatoes: i don't,you foolish, idiotic moron!!!!

signed by: Mellie JNov 1, 2001

I'm Australian!!!.... and tomatoes fall on my head all the time....ouch!

location: Melbourne

why they hate tomatoes: they are red

signed by: Short-ieOct 29, 2001

I don't have a story, I just wanted to be on your page!!!

location: Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: I don't

signed by: Anonymous SurferOct 23, 2001

why they hate tomatoes: love the site! I link to sites that have new�information,�edutainment, infotainment - whatever just sites that make me think differently. Please visit http://www.ChangingLINKS.com suggest your link.

signed by: MimiOct 18, 2001

Met the owner of this website in chat and decided he needed a good kick in the

location: London London

why they hate tomatoes: What part of "I don't" do you not understand?

signed by: JenOct 15, 2001

My dad tricked me into trying one when I was 6. Twenty years later, I haven't tried one since. The funny thing is, I like ketchup, tomato sauce, salsa, tomato soup, etc. But, I hate raw tomatoes. They taste like dirt and have the texture of snot!

location: Jacksonville, FL

why they hate tomatoes: The texture and taste.

signed by: tamato manOct 15, 2001

tamatoes abused me when i was young, so i'm out to get them back

location: southampton-england

why they hate tomatoes: the way they can just sit there, staring, laughing.

signed by: Bum CheeseOct 10, 2001

I LOVE TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: NickOct 9, 2001

We're in the heart of tomato country. I love em and they grow great here. Did you know they have anti-cancer activity? Really, man. Eat tomatoes, smoke dope, eat some more tomatoes, you'll be fine.

location: Davis, California

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Pino BelseySep 29, 2001

I is from Islington and i wanna thank you for providing this site for me.

location: Islington

why they hate tomatoes: Cos they r big and red.

signed by: TreasureSep 28, 2001

location: NH

why they hate tomatoes: I hate tomato's because they are just plain disgusting. the skin rolls up in your mouth like little pieces of wood then make you choke! They suck!

signed by: Jenny LiedholmSep 21, 2001

Min galne kontorskompis tvingade mig att skriva in mig pa er sajt!

location: Stockholm Sverige

why they hate tomatoes: For att de smakar inte s� gotty, om de inte �r i ketchupform

signed by: AmandaAug 26, 2001

Instead of my whole life story, I'll give you a little insight into my food preferences. I HATE tomatoes. The only thing worse than tomatoes are pineapples. Pinapples are the most vile, putrid thing I can possibly think of. Other foods I happen to hate include mushrooms, olives, cucumbers, and fruit. Most fruit anyways. I do like apples, bananas, and *canned* peaches - no raw peaches or peach-flavored stuff, thanks. Any other fruits - oranges, grapes, and especially berries of any kind - are E

location: Magnolia, AR

why they hate tomatoes: Eating a tomatoe is like eating a giant, even-nastier-tasting grape filled with snot and pebbles. Doesn't appeal to me at all. YUCK.

signed by: AshlyAug 17, 2001

one time, my mom said i couldn't have ice cream until i ate one slice of tomato....i really wanted my ice cream, so i ate it........and i gagged!!! after, i felt soooo sick that i couldn't even eat my ice cream....it was awful!!!

location: Vancouver

why they hate tomatoes: they taste like gross, nasty sewage water or something..........definately not edible.

signed by: DaveAug 9, 2001

I love tomatoes and this site sucks ass. I eat tomatoes on my cereal, my salad, and for everything else. plus i love ketchup and all tomato sauces.

location: ur mommas pussy

why they hate tomatoes: i dont fucker

signed by: Chris BettsAug 9, 2001

location: Oxford

why they hate tomatoes: They slip down your throat like when you eat a slug only with pips

signed by: Tom AtogrowaAug 1, 2001

My life story? HOW THE HELL COULD I BE SO CRUEL!

location: Tomatoland

why they hate tomatoes: Coz I pick em every day of me life.... inc. xmas day!

signed by: Princess Cessi White, the HimeshiroJul 23, 2001

None. I discovered the sheer ickiness of tomatoes without ever having to endure the experience. My deep-rooted psychologial loathing of vegetables stems from a memory of the time I ate green beans and threw up. The sole exception to this rule is the noble carrot. My mom would slice them up and cut notches around the edges of the carrot so they resembled flowers. Yum. Technically, tomatoes are fruit, but...blame the gov't.

location: Colorado Springs, Colorado, although I am currently residing at my summer home in Evant, Texas.

why they hate tomatoes: They are the alien spawn of the Dark Region of Planet Erebrus which shall someday hatch, bringing to the world a new horror which is too horrific to describe, for anyone to describe, not even Edgar Allan Poe, master of big long schmancy words (did he ever eat a tomato? I somehow doubt it)!

signed by: GenevieveJul 10, 2001

When I was little, my Mom used to force me to eat tomatoes even though she KNEW that I hated them. I think she got a kick out of seeing me literaly GAG while I was trying to get the torture over with and quickly shove them down my throat. It was either I eat the tomato, or I got spanked for not cleaning my plate of food. (Yes, punishment at its worse). She tried desperately at times to get me to eat them by telling me a little story. It goes like this, "Now Gena, tomatoes are what keep you

location: Whittier, California

why they hate tomatoes: They taste AWFUL, and they're texture is alllll wrong.

signed by: TLJul 9, 2001

I am a lab technician at the HJ Heinz Company of Canada. I will be seeing tomatoes come through the lab in all kinds of forms -- juice, paste, ketchup, chili sauce, pizza sauce, and soup. Our whole town smells of tomatoes during the season from August to the end of September. I thought that I'd warn you weird people to stay away. Our town info booth is a giant tomato. We even have a tomato festival in August. Our town would not exist if it wasn't for tomatoes. Thought you should know.

location: Leamington, Tomato Capital of Canada

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: George W. PooshoesJul 5, 2001

I once knew a man named roberto alonzo. He ate a tomato. hes dead now. But it wasnt from the tomato. It all happened when he entered the fight to the death vs the evil japanese tomato growers. they blinded him with tomato juice. Then he summon the devil tomato. The devil tomato said "hey" and they said TING TONG TING TONG TEY! and he said CHOMP and then godzilla came and they go GODZORRRRA and ran. But then the tomato man came and killed them all with a bottle of imported frenchy cologne.

why they hate tomatoes: because they gave me diarrhea so bad once I pooed all over my shoes (name george w pooshoes) It turned into a liquidy red paste. It smelled so bad the bus driver ran into a brick wall=. The others on the bus dove off, killed them instantly. Then also they are evil because they are red. Red is the color of the t shirt I wore when I had devil spats.

signed by: MonicaJul 2, 2001

this site is pure jokes lol ciao p.s. viva italia! Monica

location: TO

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Dave McGregorJul 2, 2001

Erin's my sister

location: Toronto, Ont.

why they hate tomatoes: Cuz they taste like ass

signed by: CodyJun 19, 2001

afre

location: Texas

why they hate tomatoes: aaaaaaakkkkkkk!

signed by: Sarah S. TomatoJun 17, 2001

well my name's Sarah Susan Tomato and it's really funny cuz my last name's tomato!! and this is a tomato site!!! he he he but tomatos are bad so I just ahd to sign the gestbook. anyway isn't that cool that my name's the same as your pag???????? :D

location: i live in provincetown MA but mom wants to move 'cause her and dad don't like it here they say it's a bad place

why they hate tomatoes: they scare me! the little green ones do too, but they're really hard and firm, really strong. the red ones are just all big and mushy, with not muscles at all. i like the green ones better but sometimes im not so sure.. all tomatos suck A**!!! ha ha mom i said the a word!!!! tomatos are gross!!

signed by: HipnickJun 13, 2001

I will divulge it, but only under the circumstances that NO ONE under 18, with a heart condition, or an LSD-affected brain will ever read it. If I recieve this assurance, I shall unleash a terrifying tale.

location: Helper, Utah, USA

why they hate tomatoes: They're just so damn confusing ('They' lie to us about whether they're fruit, berry, or veg., they can be sweet or savory)....and they are flippin' ubiquitous. And those slimy seeds, of course.

signed by: cheese headJun 12, 2001

location: I live in Dublin California.

why they hate tomatoes: Well, when i was a little boy my parents gave me a tomato and told me it was an apple. Well, not being made out of the greatest genetic material I belived them. Not only did it not taste like a apple, but it also tasted like caca! And I will never eat one of those demon plants again!

signed by: tomato loverJun 10, 2001

Tomatoes are the best!

why they hate tomatoes: I love 'em

signed by: The TreeJun 7, 2001

I like bread

location: Nottingham, England, Great Britain, Europe, Northern Hemisphere, Earth (etc)

why they hate tomatoes: I severely dislike the taste and the texture

signed by: PattiJun 7, 2001

I found this crazy site by searching for a tomato pie recipe. Who knew that "anti-tomato" would pop up!

location: South Carolina

why they hate tomatoes: I don't; they're perfect! In pies, on sandwiches with or without anything else, in sauces, on kabobs, etc.

signed by: judeJun 7, 2001

Ketchup is the true source of evil of the world, in fact it is none other than the devils blood. And baked beans are the devils gallstones.

location: Scotland

why they hate tomatoes: they taste yucky

signed by: DeeJun 3, 2001

location: Phoenix, AZ

why they hate tomatoes: Cuz they make my throat swell up and couse me to stop breathing!!!

signed by: society boyJun 2, 2001

just a quick plug for a website me and my mates made, fell free to vistit, and leave any ideas. at www.com/geocities.com/societyagainstyou.

location: victoria, australia

why they hate tomatoes: cause they are crap. no other reason is needed, that's just theway they are.

signed by: The DerekMay 28, 2001

I prefer Peter Pan, although Alice in Wonderland is also very good.

location: None of the Above

why they hate tomatoes: Well you know, you'll just be sitting there minding your own business and they'll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of you ass.

signed by: It doesnt matter!!May 23, 2001

I love tomatoes. They are good. I eat tomatoes plain, in sandwhiches, on my pizza, and just bout anyway I can because I love tomatoes!! I think people should start spending their time on stopping drugs instead of dissing tomatoes.

location: Huh, what?

why they hate tomatoes: I dont, I think they're da bomb

signed by: joe knowsMay 21, 2001

tomatoes are poision

location: windsor

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: nickMay 15, 2001

i dont remember

location: your moms house

why they hate tomatoes: i told you the seed look like bird shit

signed by: Aunt I. Tom OttoMay 14, 2001

i'm a hobbit decended from bilbo baggins, i enjoy creamed peas, fancy candies and hopping nude on my trampoline whilst blind eunichs lob organic pumpkins at my genitals - when not busied w/ above joys, I tend to spend time reading religious scriptures to deaf-mutes and goosing crippled old ladies w/ carrots (the other orange meat)- sometimes, on wednesdays, I spunk on parked mopeds, if not, i go to the library and rip out the 42nd page of every book

location: portland, or

why they hate tomatoes: they think they bleed - THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BLEED DAMN IT

signed by: Better BoyMay 12, 2001

Boy this thing is long.

location: In a garden

why they hate tomatoes: Really long.

signed by: KristinMay 11, 2001

I hate tomatoes, I don't like the texture, taste and smell of them. I don't even like ketchup, spagetii sauce, BBQ sauce, and I rub the sauce off pizza. It makes me ill to think of people going to the garden and picking a red ripe tomato and bitting into it as if it were an apple. The idea of tomatoes in my diet is horrible, I'd rather starve.

location: Colorado

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: RonMay 11, 2001

I think that anyone who hates tomatoes is a pussy who deserves to be bitch-slapped.... Take fresh tomatoes (dice small), fresh basil, fresh oregano, add virgin olive oil, salt to taste... and them tell me you hate tomatoes !

location: Florida - fresh tomatoes almost all year long....

why they hate tomatoes: DAAAAA, you bunch of dolts.... redundancy does not become you. I already told you that I love tomatoes.

signed by: otamotMay 10, 2001

I haven't slept since Attack of The Killer Tomatoes

location: in my home

why they hate tomatoes: see previous answer

signed by: JeemMay 10, 2001

when I grow them in my garden I have found that by picking off the pitifull yellow flowers they do not develope the disgusting red growths

location: Michigan

why they hate tomatoes: sloppy, goewy, stinking crap that they put on food when you ask them not to.

signed by: TomMay 10, 2001

Which one?

location: In heaven.

why they hate tomatoes: What tomatoes? I said it are brainwashing devices for the christian republican extreme right wing.

signed by: jenblossomMay 8, 2001

I hate tomatoes and bad spellers. This site has plenty of both.

location: Middle America

why they hate tomatoes: They taste bad and are ubiquitous. The only thing they are good for is being processed into something edible

signed by: RomiMay 7, 2001

I have a real allergy to tomatoes. This site is giving me a rash even though it's anti-tomato! When I was a kid before the allergy got bad, they used to poison the food in the cafeteria by using whole tomatoes on pizza and in the "Spanish" rice--the horror of finding such large mushy chunks of the nasty things was a guaranteed gag!

location: Salt Lake City, Utah

why they hate tomatoes: What's not to hate?

signed by: AnnaMay 5, 2001

to be honest....tomatoes frighten me. i'm not sure if it's the taste, the texture, or the fact that they come from satan...all i know is they scare me

location: Brazoria, Tx

why they hate tomatoes: because they're all gooey and slimey, and smelly and they can ruin an entire meal

signed by: D-DoggApr 26, 2001

too long to write before I leave work

location: Stockholm, Sweden

why they hate tomatoes: they're just gross, PERIOD!

signed by: zachApr 25, 2001

It all started when mommy would put V-8 in my bottle...

location: San Francisco, CA

why they hate tomatoes: The consistency, the shape, the smell, and those nasty little loogie things that are inside. I order sandwhiches with NO TOMOTOES and if they forget I throw them on the wall and they stick.

signed by: MollyApr 25, 2001

I was taking the green leaf off, cause i hate it, and it squirted in my eye.

location: City were there is a lot of tomato lovers

why they hate tomatoes: I hate it a little because sometimes i get the sour ones

signed by: CURIOUSApr 21, 2001

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS A FRIEND (A REALLY CUTE FRIEND) WHO HAS A WEBSITE ABOUT HATING TOMATOES - HMM, WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT?!?!?!?!

location: WINDSOR , ONTARIO

why they hate tomatoes: CAUSE THEY ARE IN EVERYTHING NOW! EVEN INTO TUNA SALAD SANDWICHES - IS NOTHING SACRED?

signed by: sum41isbetterthaneveryoneApr 16, 2001

check out the new sum 41 album may 8th!!! or tomatoes will attack , new album out in stores may 8th go go go

location: usa , go get it or sum 41 will attack

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: For Shizzle my NizzleApr 3, 2001

Man, what da fuck is yo story? My story is dat I was tryin to find some fly honeys on da net and i found dis fucked up website axin me all sorts o' dumb shit like 'is tomatoes be poisenous?' and 'Do yo mamma be likin tomatoes?'What da hell man. I already told ya dat shit be poisenous.

location: Man, I be rollin down here in South beach. WEST SIDE Mutha fucka!

why they hate tomatoes: Cuz dey is ugly and poisenous and nasty and shit man.

signed by: B. AllenMar 30, 2001

location: Illinois, USA

why they hate tomatoes: I don't, you pussies!

signed by: Lily and sashaMar 30, 2001

heres a story of a lovely tomato, who was bringing up three very lovely fruit's. The all had red skin, like their mother, the youngest one in wrinkels. Here's a story, a tomato named brady, who was busy with thtree boys of his own. they were four tomatos livin all together, yet they were all alone. till the one day when the lady met this fellow, and they knew that it was much mopre than hunch. that this group would somehow form a family. thats the way we all became the brady bunch(dadada)

location: washington

why they hate tomatoes: their stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

signed by: Tomato LoverMar 27, 2001

My story is short and simple.. ever since I have been a young tomato lover, i have been fond of these round, exubatent beings, and they should be #1 on the Canada Food Guide.. the BEST IN THE WORLD!!!

location: UpDaRiver, NF

why they hate tomatoes: I DON'T HATE TOMATOES!! GET THE POINT!!!!! STUPID SITE!!!

signed by: EB_GirlMar 26, 2001

One day, I was walking down the street, and this guy comes up to me and says "Hey".

location: Middle of nowhere, Washington, USA

why they hate tomatoes: As I have previously stated: I do not hate tomatoes. In fact, I believe that tomatoes are among the few truly non-evil items in existence these days.

signed by: R JMar 22, 2001

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My Father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium.with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My Father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...etc.

location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

why they hate tomatoes: I think it's a few reasons. Number one being those soggy damn little seeds that seem to be everywhere at once and are almost impossible to pick off a chicken sandwich. I also hate the soggy attributes it lends to the bread on my chicken sandwich. I like tomato sauce, ketchup and salsa though, but only after I was able to fully disassociate these fine comestibles with the pure evil from whence they spawned.

signed by: John WilkinsonMar 22, 2001

tomatos go in everything everywhere you look; tomatoes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

location: burlington, ontario

why they hate tomatoes: see above.

signed by: Rocky B. StixMar 20, 2001

I moved out here so I wouldn't have to pick tomatoes on my relatives farms!!!

location: Edmonton Alberta

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Kyle WilsonMar 20, 2001

My dad grows tomato's... hundreds of them!!! EVERYWHERE TOMATOES!!!! So accidendtly poured Lye all over the ground... All the tomatoes died!!!! YES! SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!!!

location: Alberta

why they hate tomatoes: Because they are everwhere... you think, oh that looks good and *gasp* It has tomamtoes in it!

signed by: ajMar 8, 2001

my grandmother used to grow tomatoes in her greenhouse. she died when i was very young (a non-tomato related incident), and i hardly remember her. a few years ago i worked in a small eatery. one of my jobs was slicing tomatoes (50 or so at a time). the smell always reminded me of my grandmother. for this reason, i like tomatoes.

location: toronto, on,

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: MelodyMar 6, 2001

I'm out to rid the world of tomatoes and to let the rest of society understand the nature of these horrid entities.

location: Kentucky

why they hate tomatoes: Once when I was a kid a neighbor boy smashed a tomato in my face. I was sickened and ran home crying. That night I became very very sick and had dreams of aliens carrying me off to thier mother ship. When I woke up I knew then and there that tomatoes are evil evil evil!

signed by: Sara againMar 3, 2001

Ijust had to make an addition to my previous story, see things like ketchup are oake becuase the tomatoes have been "killed" before ingestion, they devils MUST be completely squashed to smitherines like in tomatoe paste for pizza of ketchup to be safe, if any, i mean any chunks are left there is still a risk of infection, therefor peopoe who enjoy ketchup on burgers etc. are somwhat safe but not totlly, the best defense is abstiance(from tomatos that is ;p)

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: SaraMar 2, 2001

i have always hated tomatos, my mom used tomakeme eat them upon punishment of death,i had to eat them, iwas caused to suffer, i have ocntinued to rally my peers to hate the disgusting beings but to no avail, they are still served on a regualr basis, sigh, anyway, it is my theory that tomatos are eitherthe spawn of satan that when ingested begin at once to take overyour mind, some poeple are immune to this rocess,like me, but very few are, the other theory is that they are aliens that go through

location: Oxnard CA

why they hate tomatoes: read above, the also tastelike shit, the devil culd have been smarter and used ice cream

signed by: Tomatos suck my buttFeb 22, 2001

I hate tomatos i hate tomatos i hate tomatos i hate tomatos i hate tomatos i hate tomatos i hate them!

location: TOMATO SUCK, BAD STUFF

why they hate tomatoes: They suck bad they suck bad they suck bad they suck bad they suck bad they suck bad they cuck bad im a queer im a queer

signed by: AngeFeb 21, 2001

I ate a tomato peel once when i was a kid and puked all over the place. And now my mom cant even remember if i like them and keeps asking me if i would like some...i dont puke, but give her this expression on my face that looks as though my hand was jammed in a blender that i cant turn off.

location: the armpit of america.

why they hate tomatoes: they suck ass....they are all pretty and happy on the outside and evil and slimy on the inside.

signed by: JimFeb 20, 2001

I hate many RED foods.

location: Beacon Falls, Connecticut

why they hate tomatoes: Because they are RED!

signed by: JamezFeb 19, 2001

I'm petitioning the phobialist guy to help me get the fear of tomatoes official phobia status. If you want to help you can email him here.

location: Timmins Ontario Canada, North American, Western Hemishpere

why they hate tomatoes: Although, I think there should be a named medical condition for anyone who actually likes tomatoes too.

signed by: AlonFeb 14, 2001

I can't remember, for the lights of me, a single occasion in the past 24 years of my existence that I ever ate a Tomato. I can barely even bring myself to touch it. An ex-GF had a cool-down period of about 30 minutes after eating a tomato to get a kiss.

location: Herzelia, Israel

why they hate tomatoes: That yucky jello around those seeds, that god-awful stench it has, the fact they're almost everywhere, in short, they're the least aesthetic fruit or vegetable there is. I'm sure they also cause cancer or some other terrible ailment...

signed by: ChowbugFeb 13, 2001

If you set your tomatoes free then you release all of this hate.

location: Los Angeles CA

why they hate tomatoes: Hate and Love are the same thing.

signed by: Ali LoweFeb 11, 2001

its...its...its just too awful!!!

location: Reading, Berks

why they hate tomatoes: because thy're out to get me....its either me or them and i intend it to be me who survives...once i put my master plan into action they'll ALL DIE!!! NIYA HA HA!

signed by: AndreFeb 9, 2001

I dont have any Aunty Tomatoes.

location: Ottawa Ontario Canada.

why they hate tomatoes: I'm not a big fan of dishes that ask for hot tomatoes, like putting slices of tomato on pizza... Or to see dripping pieces of tomato in spagetti sauce. But cold tomatoes are always OK in my book. So I really DO like tomatoes, just don't cook them!!!

signed by: JordanFeb 9, 2001

I was attacked by a tomato at the age of ten. I remember it clearly. I was climbing a tree (of friendly apples), minding my own business when a tomato rolled up and demanded money. I didn't have any as I'd spent it all on sweets. The next thing I knew I was lying in the middle of the street with tomato-stained clothes and old people stood around me asking "Are you alright, love?"

location: Manchester, UK

why they hate tomatoes: They're evil. And the look like peaches in the right lighting conditions.

signed by: StephanieFeb 9, 2001

One day, my dad was slicing up a tomato to put in a sandwich, and he offered me a slice, I said sure, took one bite, and I was addicted, I loved it SO much that I almost ate his entire tomato

location: South Carolina.

why they hate tomatoes: Um, I don't hate tomatoes, I love 'em! :)

signed by: DoraFeb 8, 2001

I'm against lots of things. I'm anti-globalization, anti-McDonalds, anti-pop music, anti-racism... People often call me Anti-everything. But anti-tomatoes? Why? You guys are crazy :-) Keep going!

location: In Zagreb, Croatia.. Ever heard of it?

why they hate tomatoes: I don't, he he..

signed by: JamezFeb 7, 2001

Last night, someone offered me a tomato...so I punched them in the head.

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: HerbFeb 5, 2001

Back in December of 1998 I campaigned to bring you over to the pro-tomato faction. I still nurture small hope that we can, someday, stand together and at the very least, find some level of indifference regarding the tomato. Trust me, there are many tomato related creations that I cannot condone. I think I've covered the clam-tomato juice hybrid and I may as well mention the beef-tomato juice thing that makes my hair stand up on end and, frankly, is giving me the goose flesh as I write this.

location: Tomato Valley

why they hate tomatoes: Look, I don't hate them. Tomatoes are as american as...America. Ketchup is American. Bloody Marys are American. Tomato sauce is...Italian, but certainly consumed in greater quantities in...AMERICA. The tomato is a patriotic fruitberyvgetable thing. Enjoy it, damnit.

signed by: Annalise, proud potato-spedJan 23, 2001

they're stupid, ask christie

location: newbuyrgh.in

why they hate tomatoes: ask christie

signed by: Eyal LaiferJan 22, 2001

The tomato in the original shape is NOT TASTY!

location: Israel

why they hate tomatoes: The juice is YACH

signed by: JamesJan 20, 2001

I love Tomatoes

location: UK

why they hate tomatoes: I dont

signed by: Shell, Christie's Best Friend and a proud member of the Potato, antitomato spedz group.Jan 20, 2001

Ok. it's kinda long. it was the last day of school, may 2000. we all had these big beach balls that we got everyone to sign and write stuff on and everything. so christie wrote "i hope this ball won't pop. if it does~ potatoes!" later, i was talking to my best friend (christie) over the phone in the summer of 2000, and she said something about potatoes being the most wonderful things on earth. so i was like yeah and tomatoes are all-around terrible b/c they want to be like potatoes.

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Mr. TomatoeloverJan 19, 2001

TOMATOES ARE THE BEST THINGS ALIVE AND I EAT ! EVERYDAY INCLUDING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

location: TOMATOE GROWING CAPITAL OF THE COUNTRY!!

why they hate tomatoes: I DONT CUZ I LOVE TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

signed by: ChristieJan 18, 2001

Ok, at first I was talking to my friend on the phone, and was really hyper!So then all of a sudden, I go, "I'm a potato!" So we made this REALLY BIG inside joke: tomatoes are the worst! potatoes are totally kewl! so then whenever something bad happens we joke around saying that it was the doing of the evil tomato gods. it's hillarious. so one day i thought i'd go looking for weird sites, then i went to potato.com, then i was 99% positive it wasn't really a site, i went to antitomato.com...

location: newburgh, ill

why they hate tomatoes: they're pure evil! they have bad fights with potatoes where of course the always lose!

signed by: bexJan 15, 2001

they haunt me i hate them theyre fat smelly look ugly isnt that enuf???

location: UK

why they hate tomatoes: just coz i do n see above

signed by: Tal SpiraJan 12, 2001

location: Jerusalem, Israel.

why they hate tomatoes: I REALLY don't hate them!

signed by: Phil watersJan 12, 2001

I am 17 and have hated tomatos ever since I remebered. Once the mother of a friend of mine told me to "just try one." After throwing up in her sink, I don't take such offers anymore.

location: US

why they hate tomatoes: The slime on the inside and the gel-covered seeds

signed by: IhsahnJan 11, 2001

My salad at the olive garden had tomatoes, my food had it, it was like everywhere, so i screamed and went to Red Lobster! Woo

location: SANANTONIO TEXAS

why they hate tomatoes: they suck

signed by: JensJan 3, 2001

my story...well guess I'm fighting for the course because it irritates me that tomatoeaters can�t understand my dislike towards tomato�s, lucky for me I have now found a girlfriend who is also a true tomatohater...we must stand together and try to breed the tomatoeaters out.

location: Copenhagen, Denmark

why they hate tomatoes: They do not look something I would ever put in my mouth, ever since I have been able to say no, I have tried to avoid them but it is a battle I tell you! I mean they are everywhere and removing them is not enough because of the disgusting trail of slime they leave behind (pfui!).

signed by: mackDec 27, 2000

At fist it was just a dislike, but since nobody understands "No tomato please", it's grown into a deep, deep loathing.

why they hate tomatoes: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a documentary.

signed by: sandyDec 22, 2000

what story? they are nasty. end of story!

location: usa

why they hate tomatoes: how many times do i have to say, they are gross, nasty, disgusting, and slimy

signed by: ShadowDec 22, 2000

I love tomatoes on everything!

location: Windsor, On.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't.

signed by: AndyDec 20, 2000

Once upon a time I had to go to hospital because I got my...oops, I forgot, can't tell you that one...

location: Flint, Wales, UK.

why they hate tomatoes: I love tomatoes and eat them until my toes curl

signed by: idiotDec 17, 2000

location: singapore

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: JayNov 30, 2000

You are all a bunch of morons. I am a botanist and for you to actually believe that tomaotes are poisonous is just idiotic. None of the so called facts in the "fact" section of your site are anything other than oppinion. In fact nightshade fruits are only poisonous when they are not ripe. And potatoes are more closely related to nightshade tha a tomato is, so why not make up lame stories about them. This site is more of s shrine to the greatness of the tomato. Why else would you devote so much

location: Philadelphia, Pa

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: paulNov 28, 2000

When I was in high school, I worked at the local Jack-In-The-Box (hamburger joint). Whenever food would go bad, we had to throw it into the freezer to be counted against inventory later on. One time, we got a load of tomatoes that were still green, so we threw them into the deep freeze. The next day, we found the frozen tomatoes and they were like billiard balls. One guy dropped a frozen tomato on the tile floor with a resounding *thwack!* He said, "That's what it sounds like when one of the

location: San Diego, CA

why they hate tomatoes: I hate the bland, pithy, tough-skinned fruit that has been produced by genetic engineering. Tomatoes at the store used to be good. But, now even the vine-ripened or hothouse tomatoes are crap compared to home-grown.

signed by: MatthewNov 25, 2000

It was a dark and misty evening. Autumn was in the air. I had found myself disoriented and lost during an afternoon hike with the boy scouts. I was 12 years old. Frantically searching in the dark for some kind of a trail that would lead me home, I stumbled into a patch of tomatoes--growing wildly in a field. Famished, I began to eat and eat. Exhausted, I fell to the ground in a deep sleep, waking the next morning.

location: Wenatchee, WA

why they hate tomatoes: To my horror, amidst the tomato patch where I had eaten and slept were hundreds of cow pies. Screaming, I smeared my sleeve across my face to clear away any clinging debris, realizing that I could not be sure exactly what I had eaten. Since that day, the mere sight or smell of a tomato brings sensory flashbacks of a field of cattle droppings and tomatoes--and that awful taste!

signed by: Theodore BentNov 23, 2000

A tomato is a tease. It gives the false impression it is a fruit, getting your hopes up and then breaking your heart because it isn't even remotely what a normal person would call a fruit. A home potato and a store potato are the difference between great and good. A home tomato and a store tomato are the difference between bad and evil.

location: La Salle, Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: They lie and promise much but deliver little. Just like my wife. She eats the horrid little things.

signed by: Elisabeth PlusaNov 21, 2000

i think you suck big tomatoes

location: winnewho wi

why they hate tomatoes: i dont and if you do, like i said before, you suck big tomatos. and you're a queer

signed by: Tomato loverNov 16, 2000

I love TOMATOES, but unfortunately my fiance hates them.. what should I do??

location: London, Uk

why they hate tomatoes: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TOMATOES!!

signed by: JillianNov 5, 2000

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location: Province

why they hate tomatoes: everytime i eat tomatoes it turns my stomach

signed by: KNov 5, 2000

they are nasty pieces of crap-- i hate the sauce. i even hate pizza because tomato sauce is on it! no spagetti sauce for me either....ketchup is borderline...my mom eats tomatoes like apples and puts mayo on them ewwww

location: usa

why they hate tomatoes: they are icky need i say more

signed by: NewsoxNov 1, 2000

location: United States

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: HayleyNov 1, 2000

I ate a tomato when I was three and it got stuck in my throat and I nearly died - I think that's enough to make anyone hate tomatoes!

location: England

why they hate tomatoes: See above!

signed by: SoulShiverOct 31, 2000

Everytime i order anything, i stress 100% NO TOMATOES!!! Yet when my meal arrives it is covered in them. Even if you take them off they still saturate the food and it taste gross.

location: Windsor, ont

why they hate tomatoes: They are morally wrong. No good has come from tomatoes. We through them at bad comedians, they smell horrid, they ruin all food tastes and they corrupt society to the point where Anti-Tomatoe pople must unite and rebell againts this conspiricy attacking us my tomato worshipers

signed by: keefOct 31, 2000

a very good one

location: london, uk, cor blimey guv

why they hate tomatoes: i threw up after eating tomatoes when i was young - in the middle of the school dining room. it was then i realised the true destructive powers tomatoes have and vowed never to go near them again.

signed by: SarahOct 30, 2000

location: City

why they hate tomatoes: As an actor, I think it's terrible that we get tomatoes thrown at us. It's really degrading. They should be banned. And what's with everyone who loves them? Really? Obviously posessed!! -Sarah

signed by: RachelOct 30, 2000

well, I like catsup though...does that make me a bad person?

location: killingworth, CT

why they hate tomatoes: ok they taste bad, have a bad texture, and they smell horrible. deathly odors....

signed by: sapphireOct 25, 2000

I think tomatoes are absolutely disgusting. I can not eat them in any form unless they are totally ground up like in ketchup or plain spaghetti sauce, nothing with chunks in it though.

location: Chatham, ON

why they hate tomatoes: the tough skin and the slimey seeds inside just do not go well together and then the taste is even worse. I know as soon as I bite into something if it has tomatoes on it and then I won't eat it or will totally dismantle it to make sure there are no more hiding.

signed by: as if you give a tomatoOct 25, 2000

location: Australia where tomatoes are not a native plant

why they hate tomatoes: Cos of the texture on your tongue Cos they leave prints all over lettuce leaves in salad and on the bread cos they fall apart when you try to cut them

signed by: Handsome McPoodlebiterOct 25, 2000

I invented the Brannock Device. I also devolped an advanced model, called the McPoodlebiter Device, but it wasn't as well recieved. Go figure.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't hate tomatoes per se, but I do hate ska music.

signed by: don brightOct 24, 2000

once upon a time i was born. then i grew alot and did alot of stuff. then i died.

location: norman oklahoma, usa

why they hate tomatoes: i dont hate tomatoes. i like them in spaghetti sauce, i like them in minestrone soup, i like them in katsup, i like them on a sandwich, i like cherry tomatoes by themselves, i like fried green tomatos, i like salsa, i like them in chili, i like them on pasta, i like them on pizza, i like tomatoes. thank god the indians invented them.

signed by: IsoldeOct 24, 2000

Well, I don't really have a story, I could tell one that's unrelated, I suppose. Last week, I had a really gross tomato that was all old. You know how they get watery and grotty and mushy. Not good. It was grainy, too. I wasn't very pleased with that tomato scene. But I like Bob the Tomato on Veggietales. I guess that was related. Oh well. Anyway.

location: Bennington, VT

why they hate tomatoes: I don't really hate them. I'm kind of ambivalent about them, actually. I used to eat them straight with a little salt, loved it. I like salad with tomato and avocado, too. That's pretty scrummy. Yum yum.

signed by: DiedrichOct 24, 2000

Ummm... I live in an apartment and go to college.

location: New York City

why they hate tomatoes: Presumptious aren't we?

signed by: Sir Robin of CamelotOct 24, 2000

After reading about early accounts of Wolf Apples, aka Tomatoes, I beacame covinced that people from the 1700's were right. Tomatoes are evil, deadly poison to everything they touch. After seeing the documentary, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I gathered a small band of viglantes to combat the Tomato Uprising. Soon, everyone who is part of the great unwashed, will be cleansed of the evil redness of Satan's fruit. Mark my words, it's wasn't a apple Eve bit into, it was a wolf apple!

location: Michigan

why they hate tomatoes: They are stupid, stupid, stupid.

signed by: FayeOct 24, 2000

why they hate tomatoes: THEY LOOK YUCK SMELL YUCK AND TASTE WORSE THEN YUCK. THEY R FERAL

signed by: HollyOct 20, 2000

location: san jose, ca

why they hate tomatoes: for they are the most vile of the vile. restaurants seem to think that everyone wants those little red balls of slime smothered over everything. vegetarian does not equal tomato lover. i am a tomato hater.

signed by: RomulusOct 17, 2000

Tomatoes are everywhere...dont be fooled...sweet white teeth is a tomoato....

location: Nowhere

why they hate tomatoes: becuasei have no reason to love them

signed by: sweet white teethOct 17, 2000

Tomatos raped my sister. I must eat them all!!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

location: hamilton, ON

why they hate tomatoes: (see above)

signed by: Jamez (jay-mez)Oct 14, 2000

When i was in highschool, a beutiful young girl i was interested in finally gave into haing lunch with me. And as i stared loingly at her eating her sandwich, a tomato seed pops outt her mouth and into my eye...AHHH THE STING THE STING....needless to say, i didnt fuck her.

location: Hamilton Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: I have no reason to like them, and eery reason to hate them...the smell, the taste...the slime, the ick..THE HORROR THE HORROR

signed by: ZeusOct 8, 2000

location: Windsor, Ontario - Canada

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: sub2uOct 8, 2000

my story?? i gotta do a story?? can i swear in here?? uhh..lessee..music..linux...motorcycles..and boyz..thats my STORY!! whats yers?? HMM?? and it BETTER B GOOD!!!

location: calgary, ab, canada, na, earth, milky way

why they hate tomatoes: i never said i hate tomatoes..i jus said that tomatoes r.. RED!! OK??? that dont mean i hate em!!!! @#%^..this political correctness has gone a LITTLE FAR!! dont u think???

signed by: Heavy Duty JudyOct 4, 2000

I was born and raised on tomatoes and I am now the most beautiful girl you guys know.

location: Windsor, Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: I don't. I envy them because they are nice, round, and delicious. But not as delicious as me!

signed by: Tomato-LuvaOct 3, 2000

I don't eat much that does not have tomatoes. I just had some V8 juice, red, tomatoey, pasta sauce and I sliced a raw one and sprinkled it with salt. OOOOHhh so good. It is dripping all over the place. Oh, the love

location: Massachusetts

why they hate tomatoes: Hate tomatoes? You have to be in a coma to not eat and love tomatoes. They are the key to a vibrant and wonderfully tasteful life. I love the smell of the tomato plant when they are ripe. They lure me into a deep gentle relaxation.

signed by: Mr WertingSep 29, 2000

erm .... right .... i've got to get something out of my car (car door opens, slams shut and a plane takes off)

location: Calne, Wiltshire, LOVELY ENGLAND.

why they hate tomatoes: erm ..... right ..... THEY ARE FOUL OBNOXIOUS ARROGANT AND THICKER THEN PE TEACHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

signed by: SherylSep 28, 2000

have hated them since before I could remember. My mother said I refused to eat them as a toddler. (Imagine trying to make a toddler EAT those nasty things!) Anyway, I have forgiven her for it even though she spent a good part of my childhood trying to trick me into eating them.

location: San Diego, Ca.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't know why... I just know that if I get one in my food by accident, it ruins my whole meal. I don't even like it when the stupid waitresses take your salad back and just REMOVE the tomatoes, leaving the seeds there (one of the grossest parts, all surrounded by slime) as if I couldn't have done THAT. I WANT A WHOLE NEW SALAD THAT HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED BY THEM!!!!!

signed by: King SahebSep 28, 2000

I am trying to find one, can you help?

location: Windsor, Ontario Canada

why they hate tomatoes: I didn't know that I did?

signed by: RebeccaSep 27, 2000

I just really hate tomatoes.

location: New Jersey

why they hate tomatoes: I just do. They suck.

signed by: JodieSep 27, 2000

Tomatoes are not evil, I don't believe they will kill you.

location: Boston Heights, Ohio

why they hate tomatoes: I don't.

signed by: Amber TiffanySep 27, 2000

I have a story?

location: Hades, 9th plain

why they hate tomatoes: I only hate uncooked tomatoes.

signed by: MeredithSep 27, 2000

hugest pet peeve- those pre-made salads at restaurants with the itty bitty pieces of tomatoes. Nearly impossible to pick out, the seeds and juice have corrupted the dressing, and then the waiter gives you a dirty look for having a pile of rejects on a plate.

location: Va beach

why they hate tomatoes: Tomatoes frustrate me. If I'm eating a salad or a dish or sandwich, I want it to taste salty. I DO NOT want some reject fruit screwing it up and throwing in a random sweet flavor. It's just sick and wrong.

signed by: NancySep 27, 2000

I like beefsteak tomatos, but I love the Roma (pear) tomatos!

location: Federal Way, Washington State, USA

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: DeeSep 27, 2000

I'm just a sweet tomato and have been told I've quite a pair of them, too.

why they hate tomatoes: I only hate them when they're supermarket mass produced tasteless mush good only to be used as a weapon....hey, are you guys in on a plot to spread those horrid things????

signed by: CourtneySep 27, 2000

location: Stratford, CT

why they hate tomatoes: When I was little, one of my friends ate a tomato like an apple...it was disgusting!!!

signed by: ErinSep 27, 2000

although i hate tomatoes, i do like salsa even it if it has fresh tomatoes in it. i do try to avoid them though.

location: st louis, mo

why they hate tomatoes: they just suck

signed by: Zaikon PhadellazSep 26, 2000

I guess I already told you.

location: Denmark

why they hate tomatoes: read above... i'm to damn lazy!

signed by: Lal T�m�t�rSep 23, 2000

nuting...

location: India(country) Pune(city)

why they hate tomatoes: I love tomatossssssssss!!

signed by: MichelleSep 22, 2000

I USED TO PICK TOMATOES! I USED TO BE IN THE FIELD ON MY FAMILY'S FARM, PICKING TOMATOES! YUCK, I STILL SMELL LIKE NASTY LITTLE THINGS...THEY SMELL AND STAIN! I AM PERSONALLY SCARRED BY MY EXPERIENCE WITH T O M A T O E S! I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER TOUCH ANOTHER TOMATOE...I go to bed and still dream of those terrible nights...it's definetly a nightmare!!

location: Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: FOR 4 YEARS OR MORE I PICKED THOSE DAMNED THINGS....MY HANDS STILL SMELL LIKE NASTY TOMATOES!

signed by: SatanSep 19, 2000

Take it from me, Satan, tomatoes are good! They're healthy, tasty, and above all not poisonous. I love them like a bunch of little red, squishy brothers.

location: hell mostly

why they hate tomatoes: I only hate that there are not more of them in this world.

signed by: BrianSep 19, 2000

An ex-girlfriend of mine squished a tomato in my face. She tried to introduce tomatoes into foreplay. I do not miss her.

location: Too close to Leamington.

why they hate tomatoes: I hate their texture, taste, look, and the way they rot.

signed by: RamesesSep 19, 2000

I am at the moment residing in a huge sarcophagus in the London museum!

location: Cairo!!

why they hate tomatoes: I hate ererything.

signed by: Mr WertingSep 15, 2000

ITS CALLED MAN AND BOY. ITS ABOUT TOMATOES.

location: IN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES

why they hate tomatoes: BECAUSE THEY ARE SCUM AND SO IS RAMESES.

signed by: the tomatoe kingSep 14, 2000

NA

location: FOR SCECURITY MATTERS I SHALL NOT TELL YOU AFTER ALL WEVE ONLY JUST MET

why they hate tomatoes: NA

signed by: RamesesSep 14, 2000

Mr werting deserves to die as i work in leigh delamare and i made sure that all the ugly customers got extra tomatoes in their double whopper cheases.

location: A cardboard box in London

why they hate tomatoes: I don't, I don't even know why I am on this web page.

signed by: DESERT MONGOOSE.Sep 14, 2000

YOU ALL SUCK MY ASS.

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: King of all things tomatoish.Sep 14, 2000

I AM KING OF TOMATOES!!!!!!!! HA HA HA! BOW DOWN TO MY REDNESS! NOT MY REDNECKS! HAIL ME, KING OF TOMATOES.

location: TOMATO KINGDOM, DENVER, USA.

why they hate tomatoes: HOW DARE YOU SPREAD SUCH EVIL LIES ABOUT THEM. YOU NASTY BASTARDS.

signed by: Mr P. ErvertSep 14, 2000

once apon a time there were three little tomatos along came me and squashed the fuckers

location: on the planet Morarto in the apha bit of the galaxie

why they hate tomatoes: not realy ( WHAT DO YOU THINK

signed by: The devilSep 14, 2000

I used to be the highest angel in heaven and now I am degenerated to this. It is a sad tale of heart breaking and woe.

location: Take a guess? It has 4 letters begins with H and ends in L

why they hate tomatoes: They suck

signed by: MR WERTINGSep 14, 2000

Once a tomato told me to burn down my house, so i did.

location: FUCK OFF.

why they hate tomatoes: Because they are abusive, petty, foulmouthed little shits. no thats my nursery school class.

signed by: Ramsesse Nibbleck the third kerplunk kerplunk, oops wheres my left nipple nut gone?Sep 14, 2000

IT WAS SCREWING ME. THEN IT WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR. WITH A BERRY.

location: CALNE,WILTS,ENG

why they hate tomatoes: BECAUSE THEIR BASTARDS.

signed by: RamesesSep 14, 2000

i hate tomatos, what more need i say!!!!

location: calne, witshire, england

why they hate tomatoes: they are gay

signed by: Valek-5Sep 9, 2000

Mommy Tomato and daddy Tomato have a baby Tomato. I have snapshots of them on their first vacation. It was a great time that I will cherish and remember forever. The Tomato family are nice, happy people. I resent any comments you have about the Tomato's. They are my best friends. And if you open them there is no gas that comes out. If you cut us do we not bleed? Well, no. But I think I've made my point!

location: This city, this province/state

why they hate tomatoes: I know that this is a conspiracy. I know that you're after me. I shall make this contact a brief one, then I shall be gone like the night. It's not paranoia if they ARE out to get you!

signed by: Miss Tomato Killer.Sep 5, 2000

I have one?

location: Fongiy. (It's on Pluto)

why they hate tomatoes: I'm afraid that is classified information

signed by: FLAMeSTErSep 2, 2000

My story starts a long, long time ago.. when tomatoes grew on trees and then that bitch Eve ate it and Adam did to..... and it WASNT AN APPLE no!!! it was a one in a kind tomato!!! thats why the world is so crappy now!!! and thats why i hate tomaoes!!!

location: Windzer, Ont.

why they hate tomatoes: THEY SENT THE WORLD TO HELL!!!

signed by: SHERMYFREAKAug 31, 2000

I DON'T HAVE ONE!!

location: YOU ALREADY KNOW ME GEORGE!!! IT'S MARCOS!!

why they hate tomatoes: BECAUSE THEY SUCK ASS!!

signed by: HeinzAug 28, 2000

no story, just hatred

location: You mean if you can call this living?

why they hate tomatoes: because of the story

signed by: LynneAug 26, 2000

I have a brother who has always despised tomatoes.This has caused irmeasurable grief for my family.One time,tomatoes were mistakenly added to the salad prior to removing my brothers portion.Instead of starting from scratch,I selectively picked out the tomatoes from his bowl;thinking he wouldn't notice. Dinner came and my brother seeked out those little seeds like a well trained K9. The result of this mistake has caused by brother to never completly trust the validity of my tomato-free cooking.

location: Windsor, ON, Canada

why they hate tomatoes: No, but I can empathize with my brother.

signed by: Flamingo FrankAug 25, 2000

You see, since I was a child I had an extreme hatred for tomatoes. My father was a tomatoe grower and every harvest season an eerie feeling fell over the farm house.One dark night I was returning from an exciting round of bingo at town hall with my favorite seniors, when i came to the part of the trip home that I always dreaded. I had to cross the tomato orchard....I made my way, trembling, halfway across the field when something grabbed my leg. It was an evil tomato vine, and it was dragging me

location: on Pluto where tomatoes don't exist

why they hate tomatoes: down. I fought and fought, but the more I struggled the tighter they pulled me down. Soon the evil fruit had me immobile. The plant dragged me to a deep pit of rotten fruit where I was thrown down. There I was left until my father found me months later, starved and beaten. Since then I have always felt uneasy aroung the evil fruit, the tomato. Join the International Organization to Eliminate Tomatoes, or the IOET. Ban Tomatoes From Worldwide Trading. THey only degrate and are HORRRRRRRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

signed by: Jimmy FinklesteinAug 25, 2000

Sometimes, I like to make a nice tomatoe paste if you will and rub it all over my penis and testicles. Then, I enjoy going in for the "kill" and making my own spicy tomato sauce if you know what I'm sayin' :-)) No one has ever questioned the delicate savor of "Jimmy's Tomato Surprise!!". Take care all, and happy squishin'!!!

location: I live in Windsor, Ontario.

why they hate tomatoes: Not Applicable

signed by: Tango (coded to hide idenity for sucurity reasons)Aug 17, 2000

I live to fight and rid the world of this alien life form sent to earth in preparation for the invasion. I am a lone renegade and my task is never ending but I will not rest until the world is safe

location: UK

why they hate tomatoes: All of the above

signed by: NumeronAug 12, 2000

i dont have one

location: trondheim/s�r-tr�ndelag/norway

why they hate tomatoes: I HATE CUCUBERS(THOSE IN A JAR)

signed by: BeckyAug 11, 2000

you guys are such losers. what type of moron would put all this time into an anti-tomato site? How about anti-Hanson, or anti-war, or anti-prejudice?

location: CT

why they hate tomatoes: I DON'T!

signed by: StuartAug 6, 2000

Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck!

location: Savannah GA

why they hate tomatoes: They are seeds of evil straight from hell! Hell is red hot and so are tomatos... PUT IT TOGETHER!!! They also tatse like an apple that someone took a shit on.

signed by: MelindaAug 5, 2000

I've always ahte tomatoes and I always will, they thought time would cure me, or maybe crazy pregnant woman cravings but noooooo, I'm not that stupid.

location: Sydney, Australia

why they hate tomatoes: I just do, they are sack of maggot infested seeds with a evil way of schemeing their way into our everyday foods.

signed by: Cameron NaismithJul 27, 2000

One day I tried to fuck a tomatoe. It didn't work well though, I was too mushy. I decided to wrap duck tape around it first and try again. This technique works oh so well. It is tighter than the ass of the duck.

location: Windsor, Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: I ran out of duck tape. I also hate the nasty rash I got from them.

signed by: GerryJul 25, 2000

The pursuit of the truth and the fight against injustice.

location: Arundel, West Sussex, England.

why they hate tomatoes: I don,t. There is nothing to hate. My tests show they are also aphrodisiac (remember the love apple bit?) but only 5 out of 6 work.

signed by: nikitagalJul 23, 2000

why they hate tomatoes: The smell, sight and touch make me nauseous. They are a disgusting mistake of nature.

signed by: robboJul 21, 2000

Tomato soup is the scariest substance known to mankind. Even the smell makes me squeamish.

location: Berne, Switzerland

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: KaraJul 19, 2000

um...this is too general. i reallyreallyreally hate tomatoes in salads. again, on pizza they're okay.

location: massachusetts

why they hate tomatoes: slime. hard to slice. easily squished. the noise they make when mom eats them. auuuugh

signed by: NatashaJul 18, 2000

none ha ha but nice site

location: San Diego Cali

why they hate tomatoes: i dont hate them they make ketchup mmm the stuff you put on fries mmm mmm mmm

signed by: TAMMY aka chris with the right email enteredJul 17, 2000

i am an internet pornstar. i practiced my trade while living illegally in canadia untill my boyfriend booted me. i am now temping in the big tomato, i mean "apple"

location: NY, NY

why they hate tomatoes: like i said, they look like pierces ass. juicy and ready to pop

signed by: JacobJul 17, 2000

a Knight of Vagn, and a guy, who hates tomatoes!

location: Copenhagen, Denmark

why they hate tomatoes: Tomatoes was not brought upon this earth to do man any good... Few people know that yet, but more and more are starting to realise, that the disgusting plant has a mind of its own, and that it's ultimate goal is world domination!! -Something has to be done, before it's too late......

signed by: ChromeJul 15, 2000

I don't have any story, as I finish my project you will see it on the news bulletinz

location: NASA NASA NASA

why they hate tomatoes: HEY SHUT UP! I TOLD YOU THAT I AM A SCIENTIST. I CAN NOT MAKE ANY COMMENTZ ABOUT THAT QUESTION.

signed by: KirstinJul 13, 2000

In Germany they do not sell Tomatoes. You see in German there is no word for tomatoes, because there is no such thing in Germany. That is why I want to come back to the US, for no other reason, but for the tomatoes.

location: Stuttgart Germany

why they hate tomatoes: I dont, they are sweet wonderful berries.

signed by: ElaineJul 10, 2000

The most agonizing meal I ever had was at a coworkers house while visiting in England. The wife apologized for not making a fancy meal at the last minute, but it was a meal the kids liked. The main course was stir-fried kidneys on rice. The salad was a plate of sliced tomatoes. Being too polite (I should have feigned illness), I washed down the meal with close to two bottles of white wine, chewing was optional.

location: Northern California

why they hate tomatoes: I only know that from my earliest memories, I never liked their taste or their squishy texture.

signed by: KirstenJul 1, 2000

location: Windor, ON

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: sunnyflowerJun 26, 2000

I hate olives.

location: London, Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: I don't actually, but this is a great site.

signed by: PierreJun 25, 2000

location: Paris France

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: RyanJun 19, 2000

location: city

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: teresaJun 17, 2000

i have always hated tomatoes

location: bc, canada

why they hate tomatoes: they make my skin itch if i touch the leaf/stem of the plant, they're acidic, they're mushy, they are highly over-rated

signed by: KaleyJun 11, 2000

since the firt time i looked at a tomato i knew i would never like it and now i know that i hate it

location: Ma'alah Adumim, Isreal

why they hate tomatoes: it somthing inside me that doesn't let me get near a tomato

signed by: HaylienJun 9, 2000

location: England

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: VargJun 3, 2000

I MAILED IT, LOOK ON THE MESSAGS BOARD THE TOP 2 so far

location: Sanantonio TX

why they hate tomatoes: NASTY NASTY NASTY

signed by: joey knowsJun 2, 2000

tomatoes are a ball of mucas attached to a weed that could grow anywhere. geeze ya through 3 seeds down and ya get 10 plants. I know because my old neibour always grew thease weeds and couldn't get rid of there foulness. I was forsed to move.

location: windsor,ont

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: BuddaMay 30, 2000

Toxic inhalation of burning tomato fields...may you never have to experience it...

location: Tibet

why they hate tomatoes: See above

signed by: NoaMay 22, 2000

location: Jerusalem, Israel

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: Zackery ZAP(King of tomatoes)May 21, 2000

who says i have a story?

location: tomatoland as if its any of your business

why they hate tomatoes: i dont i love them i just like fuckin wid ya

signed by: AaronMay 21, 2000

i dont know. i hate them.thats all

location: Buffalo NY.

why they hate tomatoes: because. i hate them. die evil wenches!!!!

signed by: RickMay 17, 2000

location: Rancho Cucamonga, CA

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: GavinMay 12, 2000

once i had a tomato right off its tree...i'll never forget that day...

location: Canada

why they hate tomatoes: because they're satan's way of saying, "eat my offspring"

signed by: clone5ffMay 10, 2000

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location: d)

why they hate tomatoes: whatta we got??? TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!

signed by: Mark ClyburnMay 10, 2000

Okay really srange this, but I'll spill anyway. I hate soup, alot!!! I hate tomatoes, alot!!!! But the only soup I will eat and do like alot, is tomatoe!!! Get the razor ready.

location: Sydney, Australia

why they hate tomatoes: Simple, they taste absolutely disgusting, and yet, people I converse with and admire as friends, seem to like them......I'm so confused.

signed by: Topher ShananaMay 8, 2000

I hate tomatoes!

location: North Texas

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: SteveMay 8, 2000

We always had troubles making ends meet. Then we put out a few thousand tomatoes. Now we are ahead. Red gold, thats what they are.

location: Conowingo, Maryland

why they hate tomatoes: I don't . I support my family with them.

signed by: TheodoreMay 8, 2000

Down with the prolatariate struggle! More central power! Let us destroy the last vestiges of the Commie Left!

location: A non-communist paradise!

why they hate tomatoes: Because I know what they really are.

signed by: GMay 8, 2000

I know this guy, that knows a guy (no names). He said that tomatoes are really good, but there are a few renegades that want to spoil their reputation. I guess it's so people don't like them, because if they do they will be eaten. I feel that I am doing my part in the anti-tomato fight by consuming them so they can't get us first. Anyway, I can't go on since they are monitoring my thou........TOMATOES ARE GOOD . GROW THEM. LOVE THEM. DO NOT EAT US......OOPS, I MEAN THEM

location: Windsor, Ont

why they hate tomatoes: I LOVE THEM

signed by: SistaMay 7, 2000

I do not appreciate store bought tomato's. I love a juicy, ripe, garden fresh tomatoe though. Especially the gut's!

location: Southern Ont.

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: TaxigrrlMay 7, 2000

So there's this place that we all eat at, right downstairs from work. And they KNOW that i hate tomatos. And everyday, i get tomato free food. Lately though, i have been staying in the diner, but rather bringing my dinner back upstairs and eating in my cell. I think this made them mad. I got upstairs one day, took out my BLT (bacon, lettuce, & turkey) took a big bite..and found out it was a BLT&GASDT; (bacon, lettuce, turkey $ Gunky ass slimy disgusting tomato). I nealry puked in my cell. Th

location: Iconwindsor, Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: 1) No reason to like them 2) Childhood trauma 3) They're tomatos!

signed by: blizzakeMay 2, 2000

i am a silly guy who loves to have a good time and enjoys being creative. i also like making people smile. :O)

location: Windsor ,Ontario ,Canada

why they hate tomatoes: i hate them because they spoil very quickly,get slimy and nasty smelling.i hate the hard green stuff that is sometimes found inside near the stem.

signed by: Antitomato HQMay 2, 2000

I put this website up for the people who are tired of being fed tomatoes! 'Other' people just don't understand!

location: Windsor, Ontario

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

signed by: RiffApr 21, 2000

it was a dark and stormy night....

location: way too close to Leamington, thank you

why they hate tomatoes: plain and simple. they suck.