well i just love tomatos!!!! infact i love them so much my bands name it tomato division and we rock!!!!
why they hate tomatoes: i dont. anyone who does licks monkey nuts
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I'm jus your average child that absolutely hates tomatoes. For my story, see below...
why they hate tomatoes: When I was about two years old, i used to run around the house pointing to things saying, "What's that?".. Unfortunatly, I pointed to the blender. My older brother plugged it inm, threw a few TOMATOES in, and showed me the way they were smashed into pulp. Then he poured the pulp INTO MY HANDS.
Stuart, he knew. Stuart was a good American. His content was to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. But he didnt know ... what the jocks were doing to the soil! The soil the tomatoes were grown in! The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on.I know it's the jocks. Their in it with the talkshow hosts. They are ruining the soil for the farmers. They should all burn. Talkshow hosts and jocks....
why they hate tomatoes: I do not hate tomatoes. I think I made it clear the only people that hate the tomatoes are the jocks and the talkshow hosts.
Ine day they all wanted to be in the salad. Corn, evil corn, began to sacrifice them to the salad god. they wanted to be in the salad. tomatoes were then sacrificed by others, all because the were meant ot be in the salad. some just can't accept it. i have started a band, to preach about corn and salad, and the sacrifice of my children. i do not appeciate the followers of corn on this site. if ou have any sense, you will stand up for my sacrificed babies.
why they hate tomatoes: i do not. they are my children. spread the word of peace!!!
when i was 6 my parents made me eat a tomatoe and when i trew it up on the carpet 5 minutes later they punished me and made me eat another and told me to go to my room which i think may have been what makes me hate tomatoes so much now. so i hope you happy mom and dad you have tramotized me for life and in the worst posible way because tomatoes are everywhere there even in my house and maybe your house as you read this waiting and plottine the day when they eat us instead of us eating them [
why they hate tomatoes: i think i made it pretty obvious trew what i just wrote
I fell into a large vat of stewed tomatoes while on a field trip in kindergarten.
why they hate tomatoes: Other than their repugnant odor and taste, and that their toxicity level is off the charts, I have no problem with them.
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why they hate tomatoes: THeY R ViOLeNT & SHoULD B SToPpED @ aLL CoST!
Having been permanently force fed them as a child, they now make me physically wretch
why they hate tomatoes: because they are the spawn of satan
I've always been scared of green tomatoes. And yellow tomatoes. If a tomato is supposed to be red to be edible, how do you know it's edible if it's yellow? It's like the pufflefish of vegetables - it might be poisonous even when carefully chosen and prepared, but you won't know until it's too late.
why they hate tomatoes: I lied. I don't hate tomatoes. Actually I quite like them. But this is so much fun that as of today, I've decided to hate them. At least in public. But I do hate the squishiness and seeds sticking everywhere. So maybe I could be called a part-time tomato hater.
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
there once was a boy from france, i sure did love to dance. I went to the state to pick up his date. Only to find out that she dies of malaria. I feel sorry for pierre, he's a nice guy
why they hate tomatoes: Because my auntie lives in one
I love Chocolate too hehehehh
why they hate tomatoes: All this fuss for a tomato I just know that tomato acts as an antioxidant for the body and that it contributes VIT A & C, got it!!!!!!!!!!! So start eating them NOW!!!!
I went thru your site over and over and I still don't hate tomatos!!! Help!There must be something wrong with me!!!
why they hate tomatoes: I'm doing the best I can, but so far I still don't hate them!Will therapy help me?
What's your story? Tomato's are good, ever heard of pasta?
why they hate tomatoes: I don't, this site is funny,but tomato's are good. I think Metallica has a song that sounds like they say "Don't try tomato's baby"
i dont have a story
why they hate tomatoes: because they hate me
Here`s a story...: I woke up this morning, felt , & . I started surfing ... found your homepage ... it`s really & , ~ and made me , & ! THANK`S! greetings from Anya in Norway c",) ANYA`S + WINNIE THE POOH PARAD(IS)E 2000+�
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
I aint got a story just that tomatoes rock and there awesome
why they hate tomatoes: I dont hate tomatoes
It is a proven fact that every person who has ever eaten a tomato has died or will die at some point. Refute that!!!
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
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why they hate tomatoes: no reason
Hey George. Herer's one for yah. I have a catapult that will launch your hated tomatoes about a hundred yards into the great unknown. Think about that will yah. It's worth getting a bunch just to launch the shit out of them. Jay
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
I was born, did some stuff, now I am here.
why they hate tomatoes: TOMATO?
Once upon a time, someone made a pot of boiled tomatoes. Disgusting little soft soppy buggers tasted bad. *Shudders* I haven't touched one since...after they've been cooked I mean, heheheheh.
why they hate tomatoes: I don't....TOMATOES ROCK!!
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
I was born, did some stuff, now I am the King Of Greenland.
why they hate tomatoes: I
I somehow found this weird site and had to post a message.......So whats with the tomato hatin' maybe you should worry about something like e coli in meat you eat. Fact is Tomatoes never hurt anyone and hey doesnt anything smell if you let it rot......I bet attack of the killer tomatoes scares the crap at of you all lmao!!
why they hate tomatoes: N/A