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stories from the anti-tomato front lines (261 on file)

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by: anonymousSaturday | January 9, 1999 01:14 ESTarchive

hey freak..i'm showing your site to Shannon and Sandie who are at the moment eating big ripe and juicy tomatoes....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm bye

by: anonymousSaturday | January 2, 1999 09:54 ESTarchive

dear sir, I was reading through your most EXCELLENT website, and I noticed a couple of things. First, alot of people said tomato-hating was un-American. OK, NO ONE INVOLVED DIRECTLY IN THE MOVEMENT IS AMERICAN, SO WHO GIVES A FLYING !!! Secondly, a number of people have alluded to cucumbers, and think they are as disgusting as tomatoes. Well, they do make all kinds of sauces to make you think you're not eating it, like tomatoes (I refer to relish). And they are both seedy plants. But really, they're not even in the same league. I could see maybe if cucumbers bled blood, ( that would make pickles something else altogether wouldn't it?) but they're not even red. Green is for GO. Green is for GRASS. Green is for MONEY. Green is for GRASS (I'm not repeating myself). Anyway, what was I saying..... <BR>riff

by: anonymousTuesday | December 29, 1998 15:45 ESTarchive

What a waste of good web space. I bet you eat ketchup though, don't you. I know, you'll e-mail me and try to tell me otherwise. Don't waste your time, I don't believe you.

by: anonymousSunday | December 20, 1998 16:32 ESTarchive

Hi dude. While I respect your 1st ammendment right to not totally enjoy tomatos, I feel compelled to intercede and possibly bring you over to the "pro-tomato" movement. Tomato juice mixes well with vodka. This is as good a reason as I can think of to dig the tomato. Ketchup is delicious and refreshing on any quickly prepared food. finally, nothing pelts better on an enemies crib than tomatos. Please, reconsider your position regarding this fine fruit. Yes, I said fruit...It is you know.Your tomato eating pal, <BR>Scott

by: anonymousSaturday | December 12, 1998 17:40 ESTarchive

I love it... I've only found 3 other tomato haters, other then me that I can remember and now I found your web site! I feel better, knowing I'm one of only 4 haters. I'm not saying I can't stand cooked tomatos -- Catchup, Salsa, etc, but I really don't like raw tomatos... they are horrid and keep showing up everywhere. I'm hoping this gets posted because I wanted to point out something to the person who wrote the bottom letter on your list now -- try a Bacon, Lettuce and Cheese sandwhich... that's what I always eat while my tomato-lover wife eats the nasty version. Well, thanks for the web site -- it's reassures me that I'm not strange... or that I'm not strange for not liking tomatos at least. If you do post this, please take editorial liberties.... I'm not a writer :) <BR>Trevor

by: anonymousThursday | December 10, 1998 14:37 ESTarchive

what kind of a sick and twisted individual imagened that tomatoes were for eating? you can tell just by smelling them that the big idea was to throw them at people who are dumber that us. such as politicians and ricki lake. and the evil grandmother who gives them to you without knowing what kind of person you are. -and what the voices in your head told you to do with the tomato... <BR>stine, denmark

by: anonymousWednesday | December 9, 1998 02:22 ESTarchive

I HATE ketchup! I actually puked the other day because I saw a guy at McDonalds eat a hamburger while he squeezed a gob (1 Packet) of that vile crap on every single bite. The smell got to me, the sight and even the sounds. Something has to be done! <BR>*fayaz ICQ# 14869331

by: anonymousFriday | November 6, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

I've hated tomatoes since I was a kid. Actually as a kid it was better because I grew up in a tomato hating family. As I grow older I am surrounded by tomato lovers. The worse thing is people are always hiding them in food you love. You bite into a perfectly good sandwich only to find it has been ruined by a tomato. The Swedes know how to make meatballs. You won't find a red sauce covering their delicious little meatballs. The Irish know how to make vegetable soup. Their vegetable soup is green, not red. Americas want to add tomatoes to EVERYTHING. What's wrong with a BL, no T, sandwich? The flavors mingle fragrantly with each other, enhancing the mayonnaise and bread. Spaghetti with pesto or alfredo sauce is mouthwatering. Excuse me please, I think it's time for lunch.

by: anonymousFriday | November 6, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

I underatand how you feel but why don't you just create a homepage for cucumber haters........ I hate them sooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!

by: anonymousSunday | November 1, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

I'm disgusted with your disgust with tomatoes!!! I LOVE tomatoes!! In fact I ate a 19oz can of tomatoes for supper tonight. How do you like them tomatoes!!sign... devoted tomato lovered (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)

by: anonymousSaturday | October 24, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

Bet you eat ketchup/catsup!

by: anonymousWednesday | October 21, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

Tomato Juice, Caesar's, Fried Green Tomato Sandwiches, Tomato Paste, Pizza Sauce, Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwiches, Catsup, Clubhouse Sandwich, Bruschetta, Stuffed Tomatoes, Tomato and Onion Salad, Stewed Tomatos with Sausage, Spaghetti, Salsa, Lettuce-Tomato-Onion on a burger, Tomato Sandwiches, Tomato wedges, Barbecue Sauce. I love it all, want to come over for dinner some time???

by: anonymousWednesday | October 21, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

Ok, true story.... When I was in Public school in Canada.... we went to "public swimming" on Fridays. People always tell you not to eat for AT LEAST an hour before you swim..........well.. here's why: After returning from swimming on the bus..... I was sitting at the back as usual.. and Kay Darby was sitting behind me. She had eaten Tomato Soup before swimming..... she suddenly felt odd... and threw up the soup on the bus......... and I watched in horror as the Tomato chunks rolled down the aisle as the bus came to a grinding holt.... The smell........ gawd the stench of vomited tomato soup made me gag....... Since that fateful day in grade 6, I have never had another Tomato... the mere smell makes me gag...... how could anyone eat them?????? I hate when people sneak them into my burger at Harvey's.. It's a plot I tell you! a plot!!!! anyway.... keep the fight alive!!!!!!! bye...... See you Tomotto........ <BR>Steelly

by: anonymousWednesday | October 21, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

I can't stand those big, ripe, red suckers! Rot in Hell ya dang tomatoes!!!! Oh ya, and another thing that has the same color and also SUCKS really badly is the DETROIT RED WINGS!!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! By the way, I can't stand Tomatoes! YUUUUUUUKKKKKKK!!!!!! I hate everything that has anything to do with Tomatoes! Awesome Site!!!!!!

by: anonymousTuesday | October 20, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

To a very smart person: how refreshing to find someone so intelligent as to understand the true nature of that vegetable/fruit called the tomato (alias slime food from hell)! <BR>Jo Ann

by: anonymousMonday | October 19, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

This is certainly not my first choice. I just can't stand the texture of a ripe tomato. I don't know if it's the acid taste (I can't eat oranges either) or what, but the smell repulses me. I have to resort to those packaged ketchup's you get at fast food outlets for company in my house, because it certainly is not my first choice of food. I like all other fresh fruit and veggies, but tomato's YUCK! I've experienced all the same reactions as those writing in here.... I tell people that I'm allergic, or send food back in a restaurant, even if you tell them first not to include tomato's they do! It's like a staple in your diet. I just can't stand them. signed

by: anonymousSunday | October 18, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

Well I won't deny it i do like tomatoes now, but it took 30 years for me to get here. Maybe I've been deceived and I haven't realized it yet? LEAMINGTON ONT. CANADA....... Maybe tomatoes explain why. Hardly anybody in the damn town can drive intelligently( missspell intended), the women are either pregnant or in most (I stress not all) cases totally psychotic and ....well let your imagination run wild!! The "tomato capital" is not my favorite TOWN (Shouldn't even rate as a city,my god)! Ok I must admit a little of this tirade stems from the fact that i met my soon to be ex wife there.... (but I'll bet the red pricks had something to do with the mess it turned into!!!) Well I take great satisfaction in the fact that every one of the little red bastards I eat means one less in the world to cause trouble........ ya think? Rockin' site, got a few good laughs good luck, I really don't care if they live or die.........the tomatoes that is....... I think?

by: anonymousSaturday | October 17, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

Hi, we love tomatoes, tomatoes have a wonderful taste, I can't think a world without tomatoes. Just thinking about those fresh little red fruits, make my day as green as lovely roots.I'm still wondering why I write these stupid things to you. Perhaps that is because you make such a stupid web site and spend your money with that, if I were you, maybe I'd buy kilos of tomatoes and squeeze them with my foots and make my friends take a photo of that scene, instead of this stupid website......However, I found your website really funny. Why don't you link your site with "Useless Pages"? You will have more visitors for sure! Have a nice day! TOMATOES RULE! Yours sincerely.

by: anonymousSaturday | October 17, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

I hate tomatos too, but I was just wondering if you like ketchup? Natalie Yes, but I didn't inhale.

by: anonymousSaturday | October 17, 1998 00:00 ESTarchive

It is not so much the speed with which you hit them. It seems that better quality rain tires spew these best. Snow tires are pretty good too but chunks get stuck in the fat grooves of these and they sometimes spew tomato bits upwards into the wheel wells where the tomato acid can damage and cause a premature corrosive effect. Bald tires are crappy: don't use them. They cause little more than a faltering of the dreaded tomato to occur, leaving an unsightly mess for fellow motorists.