antitomato.com

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who absolutely HATES tomatoes. I don't understand why pre-made sandwiches automically come with tomatoes. It's soooo annoying!!

All you anti-tomato-supporters: the real enemy is the potato! the tomato is just a red herring!

F*** YOU AND YOUR BAD VIEWS ON TOMATOES!

So I'm working at a client's office right, and they offer me lunch, but I dont expect to be there long so I decline. But I struggle with the job and after a while the smell of roasting cheese fills my nose and I ever so humbly request a sandwich. And what do the bastards bring me?? Cheese and turd (tomato)!! Did I ask for turd on my food??
So being clients I cant reject it after all that and had to eat it. I almost died. it was just as bad as I always expected it to be.
I've hated them since I can remember dont know why but I know it's righteous! KILL TOMATOES!!!

Of any food on the planet, I HATE tomatoes the worst. I've hated them as long as i can remember. I tried to eat one once as a kid because it was all that came out of our garden in abundance and everyone else seemed to love them. I nibbled the outside away and was quite sick when i got to the middle which was unedible. BARF. Once when i was 17 or so i ordered a burrito from Taco Bell without tomatoes and it had tomatoes. I was so sick the next day. Not the beers fault - Entirely due to unwanted tomatos. i will spend however much time it takes to pick them out of food. Its a mess too. Slimy little creatures. I grew a few plants when i moved to my house. The ones I wasn't able to give away are still in the bottom of my freezer becasue I can't figure out how to make chili without hunks of tomato. i once blew a fuse and was slightly electrocuted using a hand mixer in a pot of chili to get rid of tomato chunks. Barf!! They are only popular becasue they grow so well. Like a freaking weed. People who eat them are stupid. No BLT's in my house. Just BL's. I would NEVER buy a tomato or except one for free. I hate seeing them advertised at restaurants like they are doing us a favor putting that slimey thing on sandwhiches. After typing this, I feel i hold a grudge against tomatos even deeper then i knew. They are a crappy fruit. I can't imagine even being starving to death and happy to see a tomato. Gross beyond words. Bloody Mary? No freaking way - Just poor me a beer.

you guys are seriously sad! now if you will excuse me im going to anti cabbage .com wierdos

Why the Hell do some cooks think that they must put onions, green peppers, and tomatoes in everything? Once they do it the food is ruined you can't get rid of that taste and have a ring of fire and gut aces for days
any cook that uses onions, green peppers, and tomatoes together should have his fingers cut off when he's chopping the onions!

joe, i feel your pain. i once yodled down the canyon of a fine young tomato, only.. the next morning i woke up and the fucking thing was stuck in my butthole. it was a shame, i didn't put it up there.. it made me wonder how many fucking tomatoes like the smell of a man's ass. im scared of tomatoes.

Someone told me that making love to a tomato was the best ever. SO OF COURSE I HAD TO TRY IT!!!!!!!!!! It was the worst thing ever. Fucking lying sacks of shit, they basically ruined everything for me. I can't go to dinners that have tomatoes around without feeling distant and awkward like some creep or something. I hate onions too!!!!

My wife and I got married 11 years ago and one of the most logical reasons we could think of... we both hate tomatoes! Its a marriage made in heaven as our salids are always tomato free. We do have issues about whether or not to pass this on to our children but they don't seem to like them anyway.

I feel like ive found a brotherhood, im 23 and have never eaten a tomato it reminds me of raw flesh and it makes me want to gag, i have had people throw them at me and break them over my paperwork in the office people think its just funny its ridiculous that i can't even touch them, i gave up cucumbers aswell as they made me think thats what a tomato would taste like

I can't stand the little fuckers either. They just sit in my folk's garden, taunting me.....right along side their evil friend the onion. GOD how I hat onions. It ruins my ENTIRE day if I find a tomatoe or onion in my Sub Sammich, etc....after i specified that I would like NONE OF THESE IN MY FOOD! I even go as far as to say I'm allergic to them so people take me serious. GUUGGHHH... well, that's my venting story...Thanks fer reading it!

I fukcing feel ripped off because I always order with "no tomatoes" and save the restaurant some money and do they say thanks no and then half the time they put them on anyway and even if you take them off there is no way to get rid of all the slimy seeds that still taste like fucjing tomato! Maybe order tomato on the side maybe even extra tomato and throw those disgusting slimy seedy slices in the trash which is where they belong! Fuck tomato conformity and resist pressure to conform! Same for zuchini too.

You are all wasting your time... you built a whole site to tell everyone that you hate tomatoes?? Damn! Whats next, a motherfucking forum on tomatoes?

Thank god i'v found, people who share the same anti-bloody tomato life as i do. the smell, look and shape makes me sick. i spend much of my time, when eating a meal at a friends house picking and seaching for the dreaded demon which is the TOMATO. The thing i hate most about them is the pips, with all the jelly kinda gew around. i cant bare the thought of even thinking of eating one. this is truely a phobia for life. serouisly i could write an essay about how i hate them!!

"My Name Is Tomato"

by Muslickz

My Name is Tomato - call me Tom for short.
I entered this country without a passport.

Ever since then I've made lots of scum rich.
Some have been murdered and found in a ditch.

I'm more valued than diamonds, more treasured than gold.
Eat me just once and you too will be sold.

I'll make a school boy forget his books.
I'll make a beauty queen forget her looks.

I'll take a renowned speaker and make him a bore.
I'll take your mother and make her a whore.

I'll make a teacher forget how to teach.
I'll make a preacher not want to preach.

I'll take all your rent money and you'll be evicted.
I'll murder your babies, or they'll be addicted.

I'll make you rob, and steal, and kill.
When you're under my power, you will have no will.

Remember, my friend, my name is "Big T".
If you try me one time, you may never be free.

I have destroyed many actors, politicians and heroes.
I've decreased bank accounts from millions to zero.

I'll make shootings and stabbing a common affair.
Once I take charge, you won't have a prayer.

Now that you know me, what will you do?
You'll have to decide - it's all up to you.

Listen to me, and please listen well,
When you ride with Tomatoes, you're headed for hell.

My grandmother used to eat those fucking things raw with salt. It was like watching a wrinkled skinned, denture-zombie eating flesh from the stomach of an infant. It fucked me up something fierce. To this day I can't stand that squishing sound when one is smashed or stomped. If I was ever sprayed by a skunk I'd rather take a shower in a bukkake bucket than have to pour tomato juice all over me. Tomatoes are to vegetables and fruit was the Holocaust was to the Jews. I can't believe the nerve of my grandmother, eating those shits raw in front of my innocent eyes like some sort of starved raven picking out the eyes of the dead and bloated. I'm sorry, I have to go throw up right now. Tomatoes make me sick to my stomach.

To tomatoe or not to tomatoe not even a ?
For the record I must say that if you trully don't enjoy tomatoes as I do there must be something trully wrong with your taste in foods.
I would imagine most people that don't like or eat tomatoes smoke a tobacco product and really can't taste food so they will have to miss out on the best that nature has to offer. But all is not lost there is more for us to enjoy and it will happily be your loss.
Bill (Indiana)

All of you are morons. Please ban tomatoes? What the hell is your problem?get a grip it's a god damned food. Jesus!

It is holi in Bangalore,India,rite now.We usually throw coloured dyes and at the most eggs at each other but dis time dey(ma frnz)went a step ahead.Dey threw da unthinkable-da damn tomatoes.I cannot bear it,i feel like everythin is over.Dis is torcher.I had a bath for 2 hours but i`m still smellin like tomato.I wish none has to go thru such a thing ever,includin ma enemies.Plz ban tomatoes.Otherwise da world over people will suffer.