I F*CKING HATE TOMATOES, THEY ARE C*NTS
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFULL, YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING...
stories from the anti-tomato front lines (261 on file)
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hey i just wanna say that i emailed you the other day and you said you posted it? so i came back and ive come quite often over the past few months and i love the update! its great! and i love the links to the other tomato pages. theyre great. And the facts....i just wanna say its so f*ing hilarious. and its funny cuz i truly hate that vile "thing" (or piece pf crap) but you know what else is disgusting? Ramen Noodles! They are disgusting and they dry out your lungs and ugh! This site is a good anti-ramen noodle site. I think you would like it , but uits not completly done yet www.angelfire.com/stars/noodles hey man keep up the good work byut seriously....go F* your finacee....she needs it...us tomato haters can wait....until your done.... "que serra, serra...." ....aaron "que serra, serra...." ....aaron
tomatoes are evil and they should die HORRIBLE death. I hate that vile fruit. and to disdain of everyone who insistes they are a fruit...they dont desrve the honor being callled a fruit....they should be called...."crap". ~aaron "que serra, serra...." ....aaron
Man! Tomatos are great! How else would I hide my bud plants!?? :)
Me pregunto porque no toda la gente ve lo que es un tomate. Como se atreve a comerselo sin saber lo que puede hacer por ahi dentro. Estuve de vacaciones en Camaret, Francia y en frente de la casa había una fabrica de conservas de tomate. Me pase tres meses mareado y no me desmayaba por no dejar que los tomates me vencieran. Superada la prueba creo que puedo hacer cualquier cosa en el mundo.... menos comer tomates, claro <BR>fernando alicante ( spain)
I would just like to say that I hate tomatoes with a passion! My worst pet peve is when my parents make chili and use "crushed" tomatoes. They think that I don't notice, so I end up with only a half a bowl of chili 'cause I have to pick all of them out! Hugh! A world without the tomato, is a beautiful world!!!!! <BR>Eric
As a matter of fact, I have been to the anti-tomato site on several occasions. Being a tomato hater myself, I one day felt compelled to search the web for anti-tomato sites (thinking, in my naivete) that I would find none ..... Lo and behold, there you were! <BR>I must say it's reassuring and, let's face it, brings a tear to my eye to know that there are like-minded individuals out there who are being vocal and outspoken about the horrors of the tomato. Harmless vegetable? I think not! All I can say that's nice about tomatoes is: "They are a pretty color." After that, I rant to the point of foaming at the mouth. <BR>Salute! <BR>Linda :)
Tomatos are very interesting.I can grow them up and make money.Also if I change my mind for this job I will become a barman and make them BLOODY MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!We can also throw them to people we don`t like!
I now know I have found the antichrist! Tomato's are good for you, what would your mothers say if they knew the evil you are casting. I believe that most woman like tomatoes as well, however I understand they must be big ripe ones. Or dose size really matter? Anyhow, leave these poor little red devils alone and seek help NOW! Tomato Man
As we were putting the homepage of The tomato Haters' Society on some search engines, we were delighted to find your excellent site, and to learn that we are not the only tomato hating activists on the web. You and your visitors are all welcome to visit our homepage and apply for membership in our society. Our page is still very much under construction, but we will be happy to exchange links with you if you're interested, and we will value your opinion if you have any suggestions about our site. Keep up the good work! Noa Harvey Head of the Public Relations Department The Tomato Haters' Society
I love tomatoes. What is wrong with them? You guys are full of bull! They DON'T smell. They DON'T feel like snot on the inside! I eat tomatoes ALL THE TIME!!! I AM STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TOMATO!!! AND I LOVE IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)
Comrade, Please join our cause: The Anti Ripe Tomato Squad Fight on!
I like tomatoes. Go ahead, suck it up one more time and try a home grown one. They are way better than the artificially ripened store bought variety. Excellent site! Ross
I DON'T LIKE TOMATOES!!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TOMATOS!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!! I'M BEING BEATEN BY TOMATO LOVING FAMILY MEMBERS AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!!!!! HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate tomatoes beyond belief. It all started when my mom was picking tomatoes she had grown- I was about 5 or so... Anyway, she handed me one for me to try she said take a big bite. And I was stupid enough to do it. Once I tasted it I started gaging uncontrollably, So much that I started to puke. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted.. Now I am older and still just think about that day makes me gag. When I smell the horrible STENCH of tomatoes I have to leave the room or I will puke. Just thinking about the slimy seedy THINGS makes me want to hurl. - Erin
i just hate tomatoes...and i wanna say that this is the best web site since the anti backstreet boys website..and thats pretty damn hard to beat!!!!!!!
I don't know why you people all hate the tomato so much! Where would our world be without the joyous delicacy of pizza? What would a BLT be called without the T? How would we survive? I'm thankful for the tomato, and I think you should inflict your anger on the crappy fruits and veggies instead, like brussel sprouts, grapefruit, and those grapes with the seeds in them that you have to spit out or die choking on. -Adam Mingal
Why are you wasting your time dissing tomatoes? Tomatoes are the least disgusting of the fruit and/or vegetable family. WHAT ABOUT ASPARAGUS? HUH?? Don't tell me you LIKE asparagus! You weirdo! Anyway, don't waste your time insulting fruit. Devote your time to a more useful pursuit, such as clown hate pages. "Clowns are evil!"... now THAT'S a message that needs to be told. Of course, you probably like them too, you asparagus-loving FREAK! Love, Greyson
Finally!! someone agrees with me on this!!! My whole family loves tomatos even my best friend! The utter stench of them makes me wasnt to hurl! And when we have taco night, guess who gets to cut them up..they're so messy, and slimy, it makes me ILL! Thank you so much for this site and I can tell you ugghhhhhh they just reak! I just wanna say to all you anti tomato people... KILL THE TOMATO!!!!!!!
Well it all happened one day when l was simply taking my dog for a walk. You wouldn't believe it, l mean l can hardly believe it happened. There l was innocently walking down the street when old Rex spotted a squirl, he just has this love , hate relationship with them l think because he started going flipping nuts chasing it with my arm attached to the leash you see. So there l am playing along running, you gotta do that some time along with allowing a stiff at a tree once and awhile. So anyway here l am being Mr. Nice pet owner when suddenly l,m starring straight up at the clouds do a half flip and land right into the pavement. To make it not only worse but torturous as l get my bearings l wake in some slimey shit. And l'm feeling massive stinging in my lip. To my disgust l realize it's the slimey poisonous seedy remains of a tomato. I almost have trouble with the last part because it is unbelievably painful , turns out when l landed on the hard cement l cra! cked my lip, not only was l tasting the crud but the venimous acid from the poison slime was seeping into my blood stream. Some little prick of a kid must have thrown the nasty poisons all over the road, smart little bugger new just what kind of warfare equiptment he needed to be king. <BR>Signed Recovering dog owner.
