I hate tomatoes but the only thing i love about them is that when you whip one at someone, it goes 'SPLAT!" <BR>Sandi
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I am 18 years old, and I have had to put up with my parents always telling me that tomatoes are SO good, and that they are the healthiest thing to eat. But I never liked them, I don't know why. Why do people insist on putting slimy raw tomatoes on hamburgers, salad, in tacos, spaghetti sauce, pasta, nachos, and everything else that usually tastes good!! I am so tired of having to pick stupid tomatoes off of my food. Wow, I didn't know I had so much pent up anger. Anyways, great site! I might link it to my site. <BR>Take care, Kelly O
This is just a test but I have one: Do you like Tomato paste or Spaghetti sauce?
I happen to like tomatoes, they look exciting and they taste marvelous. I think that you are a nut but this is a free country. P.S. the best thing about your site is 'joe' who looks like a beautiful and intelligent young woman. What is she doing with a tomato hater who has twisted her beautiful mind? Oh well, you can't pick tomatoes but you've sure picked a cute tomato in Joey. <BR>Sincerely, Jean
Your web site is nothing but a cheap thrill to squash these innocent, loving creatures. You should know better than this. You sin, sin, sin with your badmouthing, acid eating, tomato hater army. Know this my friend, there are more of them than there are of you. How can you sleep at night? I'm sure they have seen your web sight and are very upset about your prejudice red hatred. However, your web creation is damn cool, and for your hard work I will give up cherry tomatoes. You had a point about the rotten tastes and I do feel that the color of red is a touch evil...Oh! what the hell, KILL ALL THEM RED BASTARDS. Who needs them! I'm want to sign up, as a matter of fact I'm going down to the market right now, I know there's a whole mess of those juicy sons-a-bitches just laughing at us. Thank, you've made me see the light.
I like your site and can relate to your views. When ever I eat any kind of tomato product, I get a terrible acne rash where they come out. <BR>Thanks, Art
Yes, yes y'all, tomatoes are crappy. I too have had a lifelong aversion to tomatoes. I find them repulsive. But what I hate more than anything else are people that think they're being pretty ing clever when they somehow equate ketchup, spaghetti sauce and salsa to raw, fresh tomatoes. They are completely different although I won't eat "fresh" salsa. Bah! I hatetomatoes. <BR>I like the web site and I just want to let you know you've been selected "Web site of the week" for this week's issue of COL: Crap On-Line. COL is a weekly emailewsletter I publish and distribute to my friends and acquaintances (subscriber ship is now 56 people). In fact whenever I do a restaurant review I mention how I dislike tomatoes. Congratulations and keepfighting!! <BR>Noted tomato hater, Bradley T Hughes - COL: Crap On-Line
Dear tomato hater, I am sitting here laughing my ass off at you! I can't believe someone would waste there time and energy telling the world that they hate tomatoes! Why don't you get a life or a hobby of some sort? Sincerly, Amused (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)
Finally somebody who hates tomatoes too. I am allergic to them and I have no problem with that. But people tend to put tomatoes on everything. I can not order a sandwich without asking them to make a new one without toomaaatooesss. When I go out for dinner with friends and I tell them I am allergic they don't know what to make for dinner anymore. Like there are no recipes without tomatoes. I am sick and tired of trying to explain people I do not want tomatoes. <BR>Elisa
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Finally there is someone who understandswhat a horrible thing tomatoes are. I don't even like spaghetti sauce, although I will admit to eating it sparingly. My friends think I am nuts because I will not put a tomato on a sandwich. I keep telling them when you get a sandwich with a tomato, and, even if you scrape the offending intruders off, as long as there is still one seed there, you can TASTE it! I have one friend who swears I am making that up...but you understand! <BR>Maddeness
You said it! They suck and so do all the tomato lovers that surround me!
Ok, I think I know how much you hate tomatoes (I'm getting sick of that word now). But aren't you overreacting? It's just HARMLESS tomatoes! You are soooooooooo weird for making a site for anti-tomato lovers. In fact, I LIKE tomatoes. They taste good in salads, and I think you're just one of the many people out there who are too CHICKEN to even TRY one! Oh, please..... you disgust me.
I agree with your crusade and am willing to take up arms against the vile fruit. I have a question though. Is it wrong to like ketchup and salsa (tomato puree?). I have had to live most of my life telling people how I like tomato by-products (dead tomatoes?), but not to rip it from the vine and sink my teeth into its slimy, squishy, seed-infested so-called fruit. Thank God for a web page like yours! Tomatophobes unite! <BR>Michael H. Schroeder
The site is excellent!!!!!!! I eat in restaurants 5-7 times a week & return over half the meals because they put those rotten, seedy, ugly things on it!! @!#$$!!!!!!$$%%#@. I've had to resort to telling the waitress i'm allergic, & can't even have a tomato seed on my plate! If they would find this wonderful site then they would realize the vulgarity of the TOMATO...............THANKS FOR A GREAT SITE and SPEAKING UP. ps. cute picture of Jo! <BR>Mr. Mark C. Allen
Your web site is cool. Kinda pointless but I like it . Well gotta go. Bye <BR>Amiee
Joe, doesn't that sort of talk get the Lynch mob together in Leamington?? BTW - I understand your point of view, my fiancée is one of you tomatophobes, but with her it's the look, not the smell. <BR>Kristine86
Tomatoes (using the Dan Quayle spelling) are an alien plot to cleanse the Earth of humanity. The governments of the world are all to well aware of the scheme, but all too powerful Tomato Farming Lobbies (alien funded, of course) pay off make certain, with extreme prejudice, that any word leaks out about the intended genocide. You will see the cessation of tobacco production long before any such move is undertaken for tomatoes (using the 'little boy who was corrected by Dan Quayle' spelling). Tomatoes belong to the same family as nightshade. The only difference being, nightshade kills you quickly! And you thought "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a B movie? It was a DOCUMENTARY!!!!!!! <BR>Tom@o
It is a great relief to see the real truth about tomatoes exposed for the heinous, vile, slimy packages of organic POISON that I've always suspected them to be. As a youngster, my mother tried to force me to eat them, and I refused. She thought that it was all in my head, and tried to slip some into a sandwich for my lunch. I puked. That was my first clue that raw tomatoes are indeed poison. Later in life I took a trip to Leamington (the capital city of tomatoes). Good Lord...TOMATOES EVERYWHERE. It was like a trip to HELL. I am interested in taking up arms against the infidel fruit. <BR>David Maxwell
I'm afraid to even use the word Tomato. Tomatoes destroyed my life. I had a great job, a beautiful wife, and a wonderful child. My futureseemed bright indeed. I've lost them all due to the terror of Tomatoes. I hate them for what they've done to me and my family! I can not bring myself to discuss the details of how they ruined me. Anything that I can do to help in this crusade ... I would be willing to give my life. Larry B.
I love your site Your splatting tomatoes are great. WebMaster:The Anti Tomato Movement
