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stories from the anti-tomato front lines (261 on file)
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GOOD MORNING! I BELIVE THAT I HATE TOMATOES. IT HAS BEEN A SLOW NEWS DAY, AND THAT IS OUR ONLY STORY. SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAH! Says the tomato. You will never catch me! AHAHAHA ni will tomato you make me craaazy heelp ah the tomato it eats me bnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i hate you tomato
I think I can answer the question whether tomatoes are a fruit or a vegetable. It's neither. It's an oversized mutated berry.
I really hate tomatoes!!! I can't even touch them, and if I smell them I gag!! Once I ate a bit by mistake because I thought it was a piece of red pepper and I was actually sick!! My boyfriend loves takeing the micky out of me about my phobia, so it's great to find like minded people!!!
i fecking hate tomatoes. they make me sick!! literally!
i was cooking some chili con carne..and i was forced to put in tinned tomatoes...and i was literally sick in the pan...i felt so violated.
I do not like them. I will not eat them, here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I would not, could not, on a train. I would not, could not, on a plane. I will not eat them on a boat, I will not eat them with a goat. I do not like green tomatoes and ham.
There are no tomatoes in heaven. Me and Dad and the Holy Ghost don't go for them... if you like them, fine, but you're not coming here.
Imagine how i feel.....my name has haunted me all my life and my mum used to punish me by readfing me tomato murdering stories. I used to wake up and see tomatoes looming over my bed........then i realized it was my mum!
seriously, this website is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!
TOMATOES!!! yeh cos they have minds of their own, right, and they're out to kill everyone and take over the world!!!!
and my mum has a red car (a beetle) which i cant even sit in. im going to go and leek my soul out to my teddy bear now.....urgh leeks. just as bad as tomatoes. and onions. they are all out to rule. watch your back!!!
EW!
tomatos are vile and GROSS!
my mum always has these masses of cherry tomato plants, and every year she picks them, cooks them, plants more, and theres ALWAYS all these tomatos laying around, the dogs pick them, chew them up USUALLY ON MY BED! and so from this influx of tomatos i have gained a pretty chronic fear... and to make it worse i work at a IGA and people bring tomatos WITHOUT BAGS through the checkout and i have to force myself to touch them.. eww.... xD
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i've hated tomatoes for as long as i can remember but it got worse over time! they are disgusting.. a few weeks ago someone thought it would be funny and threw one on me i had a panic attack and started to cry, it's definetly not a joke. i'm actually about to cry looking at this tomato picture to the right of me. come near me with a tomato and i will blow your head off
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys have no life!!!!! Talking bad about a tomato like its a person.......You people have issues get other topics to waste your time on not a fucking food that feeds billions you RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY TOMATO IN 80% or more of our food !!! and 10000 of people ask not to add tomato , omg its in everything , i dont like them and i'm a vagetrian ,, maybe once i ate fish by mistake but i'll never put a tomato in my mouth ever
i have a phobia of tomatoes... there really disgusting and wrong. i want to shoot and burn them all. without touching them that is....
join me?!!?!?!??!?!?!???
My family is of Italian descent and everything we were forced to eat as children had tomatoes in it. I always knew there was something unsavoury and evil about it, and used to sneak away to bury my dinner in the garden. To my delight it was discovered I am allergic to tomatoes, that was the happiest day of my life! But they still offer me their vile tomato-infested dishes at every opportunity. Ugh.
Last week, I was putting gas in my lawnmower. I accidentally spilled a little on the lawn. Everything died including all the grass and every single weed in a two foot circle. A little plant started to grow in the middle, and I was very excited. Within a very short time, it had grown to about 3 feet, with large leaves. Next thing you know, it starts growing tomatoes. What the hell kind of plant grows in gasoline? It can't be good for you.
Tomatos are the featus of the devil i tell you. The way they look is far too similar to raw flesh in a babys arm, how could i possibly touch it let alone eat it if i see it like that???
I HATE them, my dad has a garden and grows like a million of them. Every year he tries to give some to me forgetting (once again) that i hate them. People that grow them are always so proud to offer them to you, like you are priveledged to be one of the "chosen"..
since i was small my family have grown tomatoes, ate tomatoes and yes, squeezed tomatoes. But it's strange how i'm actually disgusted and quite terrified of tomato seeds.. I can happily gorge off fleshy tinned tomatoes or even fresh, but it's when you squeeze a tomato and the skin gradually bursts, leading to a gooey frogs porn-esque group of seeds seeping out onto your plate , hand or mouth!
I can't look at them! I've even tried hiding tomatoes between layers of various sandwich fillings and thick crusty bread.. IT DOESN'T WORK!
should i just give up on tomatoes all together?
should i just give up on life?
someone help me with my tomaphobia.
But can't you hear the tomato scream and scream and scream for its life when you bite down into it? Cuz I sure can! And I don't want to hurt any living thing!
Its even worse when you have a whole entire tomato plant and you forget to water it. THen it begs and begs and begs. Quietly because it is getting weak. You might not hear that unless you listen real hard. Probably, you should water it then.
