Hello there fellow tomato hater! Just a note to show my appreciation of what you're trying to achieve here. For too long these nasty little fruits (vegetables? who cares?) have been openly consumed in public. Fine, if people want to eat them making disgusting slurpy noises that's up to them, but surely they can conduct this kind of activity in the privacy of their own seedy(pun intended) little bedsit, with no friends and a box of tissues for company. By the way, I never eat tomatoes, so why, when I vomit, do tomato skins always appear? <BR>Yours pickily, <BR>Frank Taylor <BR>Gateshead <BR>The Queen's England
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