Hablantes hispanos! Anti tomates y pro tomates! Ha sido creado el mas grande (Y único) ejercito contra los tomates! El E.M.E.T (Ejercito Maléfico para la Ejecución de los Tomates)
Nuestro proposito es reducir a los maléficos tomates para que solo sean ingeridos por aquellos que los disfruten! Nunca mas trocitos de tomate en la ensalada de lechuga que pediste! Nunca mas aquel tomate escurridizo en tu sandwich!!!
Los requisitos para unirse son:
- Ser una fruta-vegetal-planta comestible mutante, malevolo y genéticamente alterado (Y crear un nombre como "La Aceituna Homicida" y un perfil)
- Odiar los tomates de forma obsesiva (o suficiente para dejarlos pudrirse) o amarlos para comerlos mucho
- Aceptar todas las locas teorías sobre la malignidad de los tomates y sus espinas
- No ser un amargado cuyo unico proposito en la vida es corromper las ideas originales.
- Ser raro
Si cumples con todos los requisitos, manda un mail a [email protected] con tu informacion!!
Somos una comunidad pequeña, pero creceremos y derrotaremos a los tomates!!
Es facil unirse!
Atte
El Champiñon Asesino, Presidente
PD: And E.A.T.E in english coming soon!
PD2: Tambien pueden unirse a la campaña del flan. Mas información pidanla a [email protected].
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finally i found what i'm looking for, i eat anything except tomato, i never ate it and i never will, i hate it so much and i love anyone who hate it too..., believe me all problems i had in my life was caused by tomatoes.., here in morocco we were living in peace and everything was good for thousand years, until the stupid fucking spaniards discover the new world and bring tomatoes here.., i wish i was living before that time..,
everytime i order something, i have to be sure that i say "without tomato"
other people say that i only want to get attention
ps : i agree with you all tomato hater...
The claim that tomatoes are not a vegetable is untrue. They are both a fruit AND and vegetable. The two are not mutually exclusive.
I hate tomatoes. The image of tomatoes has instilled fear in me since birth. I hate the smell of tomatoes growing in our garden, it makes me nautious. they should be eliminated before something like marijuana.
you all are a bunch of fucking lunatics, you know that right?
okay...good.
Stupid freaking tomato-heads!!! They're ruining the world! Down with the m8r-heads!!!!
Tomato's win, you lose...period. The tomato is probably the best fruit on earth.
Tomatoes were always a total downer for me until I had the Burger King Veggie Burger which, unbeknownst to me had a thick slice of tomatoe in it. I was shocked when, half way through my burger, I realized I'd been consuming... tomato. But I didn't take it off. All of a sudden I realized the value of the tomato as a flavor and a texture. So it all worked out, you know?
TAMOTOTES aRE TEH BEST I LOVERzz THEM SO you guys go WHIZz UP A ROPE
Tomatoes are Evil!!!!
when i was a whelp i used ketchup to wash my hair once, but that's not why i hate tomatos. i hate tomatos because they are best friends with cheese. tomatos and cheese are vile corruptors and need to be stopped
I will not eat any tomatoe product its really wierd but I duno where it all started, now its come to the point where I have trouble eating any kind of sauce. Never thought this many people had the same phobia.
Tamatos are good ;,]
I ate a tomato once and I pooped red stuff for three day's
Tomatoes are the devil's food/ They always appear wjen you don't want them.
I hate tometoes since I was a child. I remember one day a huge tometo ran after me in the garden' since then i swore I will try not to have any connection with them. But they always appear and they are always there.
In every salad, sandwich and Pizza. Who needs them?
The worst about tomatoes is not their color , or even theur taste (I presume) it's their awfull texture!!!
Why there isn't even one normal plate in Italian restaurant without a vicious tomato inside.
Soon we are going to have a child- I don't know whether I should give him/her to eat tomatoes( you know, some say it is important) or to save him /her from this horrorable expirience.
May god help us all.
Heya you nasty people!
I ama very upaset thata you theenk my lovely fruit isa making youa sad. COmea round to mya place for somea lovely pastas in toamtoes!
Cioa!
Tomatoes are evil. They are squishy and have seriously nasty seeds that slide around when you are trying carefully not to touch them so you won't be poisoned.
consider the following ... What is the worst smell in the world ? The skunk. What is the only thing on earth that will get rid of skunk stink ??? Tomato juice. I offer this as irrefutable evidence that tomatoes are vile.
ban tomatoes and also we kill spanish people...mostly basques as they introduced tomatos...through the lord emperor tomas the tomato lugg....hail all the goats and lebos..i rub toms tomatos all over my hairy chest in protest to these vile tomas tomatoes
I love your site! Of course I love tomatos, too--they're the taste of summer, but I got a kick out of reading the "fact" list. Thanks for making my birthday more entertaining.