THE GUESTBOOK
the original message board — 370 entries (2000 → 2003), restored from the archive.
by: Shell, Christie's Best Friend and a proud member of the Potato, antitomato spedz group.Saturday | January 20, 2001 02:22 ESTOk. it's kinda long. it was the last day of school, may 2000. we all had these big beach balls that we got everyone to sign and write stuff on and everything. so christie wrote "i hope this ball won't pop. if it does~ potatoes!" later, i was talking to my best friend (christie) over the phone in the summer of 2000, and she said something about potatoes being the most wonderful things on earth. so i was like yeah and tomatoes are all-around terrible b/c they want to be like potatoes.
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
by: Mr. Tomatoelover · TOMATOE GROWING CAPITAL OF THE COUNTRY!!Friday | January 19, 2001 23:27 ESTTOMATOES ARE THE BEST THINGS ALIVE AND I EAT ! EVERYDAY INCLUDING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why they hate tomatoes: I DONT CUZ I LOVE TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by: Christie · newburgh, illThursday | January 18, 2001 01:15 ESTOk, at first I was talking to my friend on the phone, and was really hyper!So then all of a sudden, I go, "I'm a potato!" So we made this REALLY BIG inside joke: tomatoes are the worst! potatoes are totally kewl! so then whenever something bad happens we joke around saying that it was the doing of the evil tomato gods. it's hillarious. so one day i thought i'd go looking for weird sites, then i went to potato.com, then i was 99% positive it wasn't really a site, i went to antitomato.com...
why they hate tomatoes: they're pure evil! they have bad fights with potatoes where of course the always lose!
by: bex · UKMonday | January 15, 2001 11:29 ESTthey haunt me i hate them theyre fat smelly look ugly isnt that enuf???
why they hate tomatoes: just coz i do n see above
by: Tal Spira · Jerusalem, Israel.Friday | January 12, 2001 08:30 ESTwhy they hate tomatoes: I REALLY don't hate them!
by: Phil waters · USFriday | January 12, 2001 00:36 ESTI am 17 and have hated tomatos ever since I remebered. Once the mother of a friend of mine told me to "just try one." After throwing up in her sink, I don't take such offers anymore.
why they hate tomatoes: The slime on the inside and the gel-covered seeds
by: Ihsahn · SANANTONIO TEXASThursday | January 11, 2001 05:38 ESTMy salad at the olive garden had tomatoes, my food had it, it was like everywhere, so i screamed and went to Red Lobster! Woo
why they hate tomatoes: they suck
by: Jens · Copenhagen, DenmarkWednesday | January 3, 2001 08:17 ESTmy story...well guess I'm fighting for the course because it irritates me that tomatoeaters can�t understand my dislike towards tomato�s, lucky for me I have now found a girlfriend who is also a true tomatohater...we must stand together and try to breed the tomatoeaters out.
why they hate tomatoes: They do not look something I would ever put in my mouth, ever since I have been able to say no, I have tried to avoid them but it is a battle I tell you! I mean they are everywhere and removing them is not enough because of the disgusting trail of slime they leave behind (pfui!).
by: mackWednesday | December 27, 2000 15:56 ESTAt fist it was just a dislike, but since nobody understands "No tomato please", it's grown into a deep, deep loathing.
why they hate tomatoes: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a documentary.
by: sandy · usaFriday | December 22, 2000 14:08 ESTwhat story? they are nasty. end of story!
why they hate tomatoes: how many times do i have to say, they are gross, nasty, disgusting, and slimy
by: Shadow · Windsor, On.Friday | December 22, 2000 03:41 ESTI love tomatoes on everything!
why they hate tomatoes: I don't.
by: Andy · Flint, Wales, UK.Wednesday | December 20, 2000 09:53 ESTOnce upon a time I had to go to hospital because I got my...oops, I forgot, can't tell you that one...
why they hate tomatoes: I love tomatoes and eat them until my toes curl
by: idiot · singaporeSunday | December 17, 2000 12:07 ESTwhy they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
by: Jay · Philadelphia, PaThursday | November 30, 2000 16:12 ESTYou are all a bunch of morons. I am a botanist and for you to actually believe that tomaotes are poisonous is just idiotic. None of the so called facts in the "fact" section of your site are anything other than oppinion. In fact nightshade fruits are only poisonous when they are not ripe. And potatoes are more closely related to nightshade tha a tomato is, so why not make up lame stories about them. This site is more of s shrine to the greatness of the tomato. Why else would you devote so much
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
by: paul · San Diego, CATuesday | November 28, 2000 13:47 ESTWhen I was in high school, I worked at the local Jack-In-The-Box (hamburger joint). Whenever food would go bad, we had to throw it into the freezer to be counted against inventory later on. One time, we got a load of tomatoes that were still green, so we threw them into the deep freeze. The next day, we found the frozen tomatoes and they were like billiard balls. One guy dropped a frozen tomato on the tile floor with a resounding *thwack!* He said, "That's what it sounds like when one of the
why they hate tomatoes: I hate the bland, pithy, tough-skinned fruit that has been produced by genetic engineering. Tomatoes at the store used to be good. But, now even the vine-ripened or hothouse tomatoes are crap compared to home-grown.
by: Matthew · Wenatchee, WASaturday | November 25, 2000 19:00 ESTIt was a dark and misty evening. Autumn was in the air. I had found myself disoriented and lost during an afternoon hike with the boy scouts. I was 12 years old. Frantically searching in the dark for some kind of a trail that would lead me home, I stumbled into a patch of tomatoes--growing wildly in a field. Famished, I began to eat and eat. Exhausted, I fell to the ground in a deep sleep, waking the next morning.
why they hate tomatoes: To my horror, amidst the tomato patch where I had eaten and slept were hundreds of cow pies. Screaming, I smeared my sleeve across my face to clear away any clinging debris, realizing that I could not be sure exactly what I had eaten. Since that day, the mere sight or smell of a tomato brings sensory flashbacks of a field of cattle droppings and tomatoes--and that awful taste!
by: Theodore Bent · La Salle, OntarioThursday | November 23, 2000 16:54 ESTA tomato is a tease. It gives the false impression it is a fruit, getting your hopes up and then breaking your heart because it isn't even remotely what a normal person would call a fruit. A home potato and a store potato are the difference between great and good. A home tomato and a store tomato are the difference between bad and evil.
why they hate tomatoes: They lie and promise much but deliver little. Just like my wife. She eats the horrid little things.
by: Elisabeth Plusa · winnewho wiTuesday | November 21, 2000 16:08 ESTi think you suck big tomatoes
why they hate tomatoes: i dont and if you do, like i said before, you suck big tomatos. and you're a queer
by: Tomato lover · London, UkThursday | November 16, 2000 06:06 ESTI love TOMATOES, but unfortunately my fiance hates them.. what should I do??
why they hate tomatoes: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TOMATOES!!
by: Jillian · ProvinceSunday | November 5, 2000 21:26 EST---------------------------------
why they hate tomatoes: everytime i eat tomatoes it turns my stomach
by: K · usaSunday | November 5, 2000 19:41 ESTthey are nasty pieces of crap-- i hate the sauce. i even hate pizza because tomato sauce is on it! no spagetti sauce for me either....ketchup is borderline...my mom eats tomatoes like apples and puts mayo on them ewwww
why they hate tomatoes: they are icky need i say more
by: Newsox · United StatesWednesday | November 1, 2000 17:32 ESTwhy they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
by: Hayley · EnglandWednesday | November 1, 2000 06:30 ESTI ate a tomato when I was three and it got stuck in my throat and I nearly died - I think that's enough to make anyone hate tomatoes!
why they hate tomatoes: See above!
by: SoulShiver · Windsor, ontTuesday | October 31, 2000 11:50 ESTEverytime i order anything, i stress 100% NO TOMATOES!!! Yet when my meal arrives it is covered in them. Even if you take them off they still saturate the food and it taste gross.
why they hate tomatoes: They are morally wrong. No good has come from tomatoes. We through them at bad comedians, they smell horrid, they ruin all food tastes and they corrupt society to the point where Anti-Tomatoe pople must unite and rebell againts this conspiricy attacking us my tomato worshipers
by: keef · london, uk, cor blimey guvTuesday | October 31, 2000 04:57 ESTa very good one
why they hate tomatoes: i threw up after eating tomatoes when i was young - in the middle of the school dining room. it was then i realised the true destructive powers tomatoes have and vowed never to go near them again.