To make a long story short...I don't know what a tomato is
why they hate tomatoes: ...I hate tomatoes?

we hate tomatoes. we want to eradicate the seed from the earth. this site represents satire.
the original message board — 370 entries (2000 → 2003), restored from the archive.
To make a long story short...I don't know what a tomato is
why they hate tomatoes: ...I hate tomatoes?
What kind of story, foo'?
why they hate tomatoes: I don't! Tomatoes are the embodiment of coolness!
When I was young, I used to play with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures.
why they hate tomatoes: STOP WITH THESE TRICK QUESTIONS ALREADY!!
wel i dont think it is appropriate to tell u right now maybe later ok
why they hate tomatoes: i dont dumbass
I'm a mercenary, underground rebel-type person. Former supervillian, now a normal hero.
why they hate tomatoes: I don't hate Tomato. I don't exactly like the fact that he (apparently) hasn't finished translating Famicom Detective Club 2 yet, but other than that, Tomato's cool.
YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PEEPS WHO DONT LIKE THE GAME SO NOW YOU TAKE IT OUT ON 'MATO!! PLAY IT DANG YOU PLAY IT!!!
why they hate tomatoes: I DONT DEAF PERSON!
I�M FROM TOLEDO,IN SPAIN AND I AM WRITING IT BECOUSE I WANT. ALL PEAPLE HAVE TO VISIT SPAIN BECOUSE IS THE BEST, SPANISH PEOPLE IS VERY FUNNY AND HUPPY,AND IF YOU TELL US THAT YOU WANT TO EAT PAELLA WITHOUT TOMATO (LA PAELLA SIN TOMATE,POR FAVOR) WE GIVE IT WITHOUT TOMATO.BUT IF YOU HATE TOMATE DON�T EAT GAZPACHO. bESOS
why they hate tomatoes: I HATE THEM BECOUSE THEY ARE RED.BUT I LOVE THEM AT THE "ARROZ A LA CUBANA" AND IN THE "GAZPACHO". to esto va de co�a,a mi me pierde el tomate,me emociona
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why they hate tomatoes: Tomato-san is kool
I'm a hippie, man. A New Age Retro Hippie, man. I don't know Tomato that well, man. But he's cool, man. Get of the Tomato-T's back, man. FIGHT THE POWER, TOMATO!
why they hate tomatoes: Dude, see above.
I have no idea what's wrong with you people. Tomato is god. Not only did he translate Star Ocean, and a bunch of other great SNES games, he made PK Hack, and runs a popular website. You guys are just jealous.
why they hate tomatoes: I don't, read above.
DIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP...NO WAIT THATS ANOTHER STORY
why they hate tomatoes: BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE SHEEIT! ALSO BECAUSE THEY HAVE A REALLY GROSS TEXTURE..I COULD GO ON AND ON
My mom makes the best lasagna in the world according to everyone but I wouldn't know due to the dreaded stewed tomato chunks between the layers. I spent many years of my adolescence sitting at the dinner table in the dark for hours after everyone else cleaned up with a piece of the antichrist on my plate. I would invariably upchuck the chunk after being forced to "try one bite." yea right. How come when you are forced at gunpoint to eat a tomato, you keep chewing and chewing and chewing be
why they hate tomatoes: see above
I was surfing the web, and I decided to go to Juliana.com just to see what was on there because that's my name. Turns out Juliana.com is a website for tomatoes! I hate tomatoes, I can't beleive someone would start a website supporting tomatoes. Whoever started that website is a bitch. She needs help, tomatoes are taking over her brain. Stay away from tomatoes!!!!!!!!1
why they hate tomatoes: Because they have a nasty sweet taste,they smell,they are evil, and they're messy.
One day, my mom was eating a sandwich (which had tomatos in it)and when she bit in it, tomato juice squirt into my eye! Then that night, my mother started getting really sick. Her lips started to swell and she was almost rushed to the hospital.
why they hate tomatoes: #1 Tomato juice burns your eyes like you won't believe! You might just cut your whole eye out! #2 My mom still eats tomatos even though she knows that she is allergic to them!
I was born as TOm MArtin TOde, so my grandfather called me TOMATO first when I was a Child. So I grew up and someday I want to make a BBS call, I had to decide for an user-account, that was the time where I first used this name (15 years. ago). At least here is my opinion: what goes red, when you press it softly ? -> TOMATO ;)
why they hate tomatoes: I don't like to eat this red, round thing, because I'm not cannibalistic so I don't eat myself ;)
he visto esta pagina y creo que el webmaster debe ser un imbecil que no tiene nada mejor que hacer que gastar su tiempo en una tonteria como esta. Sinceramente creo que eres un gilipollas, y ademas yanqui por lo que no me caes nada bien. Por cierto, vuestro pais es una mierda y por si no lo sabeis NO sois los putos reyes del mundo ni mucho menos. Ah, por cierto, en Espa�a no somos todos toreros. Tampoco nos gusta el flamenco y algunos odiamos la puta paella. Postdata. George Bush Jr es un ret
why they hate tomatoes: que dices tio, estas loco
The killer tomatoes..... well they killed my boyfriend and ate my friends :(
why they hate tomatoes: see ^they killed my boyfriend and ate my friends! tragic tragic thing that happened :(
Go To Somewhere Else .... tomatoes is My favorite... Now you hate Me !??
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
why they hate tomatoes: THERE EVIL
i have always wanted to get money from selling tomatoes
why they hate tomatoes: i don't,you foolish, idiotic moron!!!!
I'm Australian!!!.... and tomatoes fall on my head all the time....ouch!
why they hate tomatoes: they are red
I don't have a story, I just wanted to be on your page!!!
why they hate tomatoes: I don't
why they hate tomatoes: love the site! I link to sites that have new�information,�edutainment, infotainment - whatever just sites that make me think differently. Please visit http://www.ChangingLINKS.com suggest your link.
Met the owner of this website in chat and decided he needed a good kick in the
why they hate tomatoes: What part of "I don't" do you not understand?
My dad tricked me into trying one when I was 6. Twenty years later, I haven't tried one since. The funny thing is, I like ketchup, tomato sauce, salsa, tomato soup, etc. But, I hate raw tomatoes. They taste like dirt and have the texture of snot!
why they hate tomatoes: The texture and taste.