tamatoes abused me when i was young, so i'm out to get them back
why they hate tomatoes: the way they can just sit there, staring, laughing.
THE GUESTBOOK
the original message board — 370 entries (2000 → 2003), restored from the archive.
I LOVE TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We're in the heart of tomato country. I love em and they grow great here. Did you know they have anti-cancer activity? Really, man. Eat tomatoes, smoke dope, eat some more tomatoes, you'll be fine.
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I is from Islington and i wanna thank you for providing this site for me.
why they hate tomatoes: Cos they r big and red.
why they hate tomatoes: I hate tomato's because they are just plain disgusting. the skin rolls up in your mouth like little pieces of wood then make you choke! They suck!
Min galne kontorskompis tvingade mig att skriva in mig pa er sajt!
why they hate tomatoes: For att de smakar inte s� gotty, om de inte �r i ketchupform
Instead of my whole life story, I'll give you a little insight into my food preferences. I HATE tomatoes. The only thing worse than tomatoes are pineapples. Pinapples are the most vile, putrid thing I can possibly think of. Other foods I happen to hate include mushrooms, olives, cucumbers, and fruit. Most fruit anyways. I do like apples, bananas, and *canned* peaches - no raw peaches or peach-flavored stuff, thanks. Any other fruits - oranges, grapes, and especially berries of any kind - are E
why they hate tomatoes: Eating a tomatoe is like eating a giant, even-nastier-tasting grape filled with snot and pebbles. Doesn't appeal to me at all. YUCK.
one time, my mom said i couldn't have ice cream until i ate one slice of tomato....i really wanted my ice cream, so i ate it........and i gagged!!! after, i felt soooo sick that i couldn't even eat my ice cream....it was awful!!!
why they hate tomatoes: they taste like gross, nasty sewage water or something..........definately not edible.
I love tomatoes and this site sucks ass. I eat tomatoes on my cereal, my salad, and for everything else. plus i love ketchup and all tomato sauces.
why they hate tomatoes: i dont fucker
why they hate tomatoes: They slip down your throat like when you eat a slug only with pips
My life story? HOW THE HELL COULD I BE SO CRUEL!
why they hate tomatoes: Coz I pick em every day of me life.... inc. xmas day!
None. I discovered the sheer ickiness of tomatoes without ever having to endure the experience. My deep-rooted psychologial loathing of vegetables stems from a memory of the time I ate green beans and threw up. The sole exception to this rule is the noble carrot. My mom would slice them up and cut notches around the edges of the carrot so they resembled flowers. Yum. Technically, tomatoes are fruit, but...blame the gov't.
why they hate tomatoes: They are the alien spawn of the Dark Region of Planet Erebrus which shall someday hatch, bringing to the world a new horror which is too horrific to describe, for anyone to describe, not even Edgar Allan Poe, master of big long schmancy words (did he ever eat a tomato? I somehow doubt it)!
When I was little, my Mom used to force me to eat tomatoes even though she KNEW that I hated them. I think she got a kick out of seeing me literaly GAG while I was trying to get the torture over with and quickly shove them down my throat. It was either I eat the tomato, or I got spanked for not cleaning my plate of food. (Yes, punishment at its worse). She tried desperately at times to get me to eat them by telling me a little story. It goes like this, "Now Gena, tomatoes are what keep you
why they hate tomatoes: They taste AWFUL, and they're texture is alllll wrong.
I am a lab technician at the HJ Heinz Company of Canada. I will be seeing tomatoes come through the lab in all kinds of forms -- juice, paste, ketchup, chili sauce, pizza sauce, and soup. Our whole town smells of tomatoes during the season from August to the end of September. I thought that I'd warn you weird people to stay away. Our town info booth is a giant tomato. We even have a tomato festival in August. Our town would not exist if it wasn't for tomatoes. Thought you should know.
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I once knew a man named roberto alonzo. He ate a tomato. hes dead now. But it wasnt from the tomato. It all happened when he entered the fight to the death vs the evil japanese tomato growers. they blinded him with tomato juice. Then he summon the devil tomato. The devil tomato said "hey" and they said TING TONG TING TONG TEY! and he said CHOMP and then godzilla came and they go GODZORRRRA and ran. But then the tomato man came and killed them all with a bottle of imported frenchy cologne.
why they hate tomatoes: because they gave me diarrhea so bad once I pooed all over my shoes (name george w pooshoes) It turned into a liquidy red paste. It smelled so bad the bus driver ran into a brick wall=. The others on the bus dove off, killed them instantly. Then also they are evil because they are red. Red is the color of the t shirt I wore when I had devil spats.
this site is pure jokes lol ciao p.s. viva italia! Monica
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Erin's my sister
why they hate tomatoes: Cuz they taste like ass
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why they hate tomatoes: aaaaaaakkkkkkk!
well my name's Sarah Susan Tomato and it's really funny cuz my last name's tomato!! and this is a tomato site!!! he he he but tomatos are bad so I just ahd to sign the gestbook. anyway isn't that cool that my name's the same as your pag???????? :D
why they hate tomatoes: they scare me! the little green ones do too, but they're really hard and firm, really strong. the red ones are just all big and mushy, with not muscles at all. i like the green ones better but sometimes im not so sure.. all tomatos suck A**!!! ha ha mom i said the a word!!!! tomatos are gross!!
I will divulge it, but only under the circumstances that NO ONE under 18, with a heart condition, or an LSD-affected brain will ever read it. If I recieve this assurance, I shall unleash a terrifying tale.
why they hate tomatoes: They're just so damn confusing ('They' lie to us about whether they're fruit, berry, or veg., they can be sweet or savory)....and they are flippin' ubiquitous. And those slimy seeds, of course.
why they hate tomatoes: Well, when i was a little boy my parents gave me a tomato and told me it was an apple. Well, not being made out of the greatest genetic material I belived them. Not only did it not taste like a apple, but it also tasted like caca! And I will never eat one of those demon plants again!
Tomatoes are the best!
why they hate tomatoes: I love 'em
I like bread
why they hate tomatoes: I severely dislike the taste and the texture
I found this crazy site by searching for a tomato pie recipe. Who knew that "anti-tomato" would pop up!
why they hate tomatoes: I don't; they're perfect! In pies, on sandwiches with or without anything else, in sauces, on kabobs, etc.
Ketchup is the true source of evil of the world, in fact it is none other than the devils blood. And baked beans are the devils gallstones.
why they hate tomatoes: they taste yucky