the tomatos came and took me away... i hate them theyr all read like a freakin balooooooon
why they hate tomatoes: couse they are red
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it all started when i was a little boy, i dated a fat girl, i was so in love with her so i made up my mind and asked her if she wanted to get laid, she hit me many times, but fucking her was like fucking a tomatoe so thats where i've got my hobby from
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Every time i hear about tomatoes i have to kill the person who mentonied it, therefore im in jail, all because of the damned tomato. But ill get out, and wipe out all tomatoes there is, you hear my, let the damned tomato DIE!!!!!
why they hate tomatoes: because they ruined my life and made me kill many people before i got them all removed.
I am followed by tomatoes, everywhere there are agressive followers that i have to execute all the time. like people selling them, i tell little children not to eat the tomatoes. once in a while the doctor is over at my house giving me candy, then the tomatoes go away, but he gives me all to little.
why they hate tomatoes: because they are pure evil
I was over at my friend's and she stuck her hand in the refrigerator and popped this baby tomato in her mouth. She ate it like a fucking grape. I'm traumatized.
why they hate tomatoes: I hate the way they taste, the way they look and the way they smell. They are just effin evil. uh, take that smiley off. it looks like a tomato. ;(
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why they hate tomatoes: Because when I was just a wee baby, The evil sithe Lord, Purple Katsup stole my bycicle and crashed it into a tree while eating a large picture of a corigated bran puff covered in strawberry juice.
I was born and raised in Greensboro, Ontario(NC/HI)USA(Africa). I then moved to Boone, NC to get away from all tomatos and form a tomata hata organization which has grown tomotos to force feed to tomato growers to cause them a slow and painful death. I am excluded from death by tomato b/c the sole purpose of me growing tomatos is to kill all others that grow tomatos.
why they hate tomatoes: One time at band camp, a tomato bit off my finger and spit it on my friend's eyeball. I have despised all tomatos and their byproducts ever since.
I dream of giving birth to tomatoes.. do you really want to know any more about me?
why they hate tomatoes: They have guts, but no skeletons.
I came, I saw, I DIDNT eat tomatoes.
why they hate tomatoes: Although, i sit here reading this question, baffled and confused, sometimes i wonder... this is a rhetorical question right??
It all began on a dark Thursday night. The Spanish had just arrived and we decided to hold a banquet. I suggested tomatoes and it was forwarded by Crizcatual (Then again he would). We fed the tomatoes to the Spanish. One of them shouted "HEATHEN INFIDELS!". I called him an arsehole and he declared war and shot my son, Vizatal (God of pizza). Ultimately the Spanish destroyed my beautiful civilisation. AND IT WAS ALL THE TOMATOES FAULT!! How do they sleep at night?
why they hate tomatoes: See above.
I've always loathed tomatoes (except in spaghetti bol) and i reckon i always will
why they hate tomatoes: cos they're gross as. nasty little pseudofruits that aren't actually sweet or fruity. and i heard they're related to belladonna which is in fact poisonous.
your a nut lol
why they hate tomatoes: i dont but your still a nut hahahaha
i HAVE NONE IM A LOSER CUZ I GO TO ANTI TOMATOE SITES!
why they hate tomatoes: I JUST DO........ THEY TASTE LIKE CRAP
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you fuck donkeys
why they hate tomatoes: you fuck donkeys
last year, someone tried to kill me with a tomato, and it almost worked
why they hate tomatoes: SEE ABOVE
They killed my father, and i will have my revenge.
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why they hate tomatoes: I honestly don't understand what you people don't like about tomatos. i mean think about, their scrumptious, delicious, and juicy. they even look good, for my birthday i will be receiving tomatos not flowers, that's right tomatos. The red color is overpowering which just adds to the greatness of this natural beauty. i wish I could eat tomato's everyday, all day. Do you know what my favourite part of tomato's is. The seeds in the middle of the tomato just make up for the protective shield. They are just bursting with taste, wow, i acn't think of enough things to say about this delicious treat. to add to the awesomeness of this vegatable, is the fact that it is healthy. Do you know how many times your mom's and dad's have asked you to eat tomato's, it's not only because they are scrumptious but because they are healthy as well. All you people are probebly fat American slobs because you do not eat enough tomatos. I really don't understand what your hatred of tomatos is. It is unexplicable. ALL HAIL TOMATOS, P.S. Claudia is a STALLION
I always thougth the Aztec empire was down to ruins because of the stupidity of spaniards, not because of tomatoes. Well, I guess you should know more about this than a descendent from the Aztecs himself, right? Oh ! by the way ! if antitomato.com says that 3% of the population hates tomatoes that much, then tell me, who is wrong ? that 3%? or the other 97% that does love tomatoes? I think you all should get a real job and stop smoking that thing... Bye !
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I was walking down the street when I was attacked by a group of tomato's. They forced me into an alley where they forced me to take their wet warm juice
why they hate tomatoes: Yes, until they seek help for being sexually frustrated .
I just love to grow them and watch the neat fruit form on the vines. I have so many seeds and plants. Im still gonna try to grow them in my home during the winter months to give them the life they deserve the most.
why they hate tomatoes: I told you that I love them because I give them life.
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You lot are freaks....
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