THE GUESTBOOK

the original message board — 370 entries (2000 → 2003), restored from the archive.

by: Sarah · CityMonday | October 30, 2000 22:24 EST

why they hate tomatoes: As an actor, I think it's terrible that we get tomatoes thrown at us. It's really degrading. They should be banned. And what's with everyone who loves them? Really? Obviously posessed!! -Sarah

by: Rachel · killingworth, CTMonday | October 30, 2000 22:16 EST

well, I like catsup though...does that make me a bad person?

why they hate tomatoes: ok they taste bad, have a bad texture, and they smell horrible. deathly odors....

by: sapphire · Chatham, ONWednesday | October 25, 2000 20:36 EST

I think tomatoes are absolutely disgusting. I can not eat them in any form unless they are totally ground up like in ketchup or plain spaghetti sauce, nothing with chunks in it though.

why they hate tomatoes: the tough skin and the slimey seeds inside just do not go well together and then the taste is even worse. I know as soon as I bite into something if it has tomatoes on it and then I won't eat it or will totally dismantle it to make sure there are no more hiding.

by: as if you give a tomato · Australia where tomatoes are not a native plantWednesday | October 25, 2000 10:42 EST

why they hate tomatoes: Cos of the texture on your tongue Cos they leave prints all over lettuce leaves in salad and on the bread cos they fall apart when you try to cut them

by: Handsome McPoodlebiterWednesday | October 25, 2000 03:33 EST

I invented the Brannock Device. I also devolped an advanced model, called the McPoodlebiter Device, but it wasn't as well recieved. Go figure.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't hate tomatoes per se, but I do hate ska music.

by: don bright · norman oklahoma, usaTuesday | October 24, 2000 20:47 EST

once upon a time i was born. then i grew alot and did alot of stuff. then i died.

why they hate tomatoes: i dont hate tomatoes. i like them in spaghetti sauce, i like them in minestrone soup, i like them in katsup, i like them on a sandwich, i like cherry tomatoes by themselves, i like fried green tomatos, i like salsa, i like them in chili, i like them on pasta, i like them on pizza, i like tomatoes. thank god the indians invented them.

by: Isolde · Bennington, VTTuesday | October 24, 2000 18:41 EST

Well, I don't really have a story, I could tell one that's unrelated, I suppose. Last week, I had a really gross tomato that was all old. You know how they get watery and grotty and mushy. Not good. It was grainy, too. I wasn't very pleased with that tomato scene. But I like Bob the Tomato on Veggietales. I guess that was related. Oh well. Anyway.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't really hate them. I'm kind of ambivalent about them, actually. I used to eat them straight with a little salt, loved it. I like salad with tomato and avocado, too. That's pretty scrummy. Yum yum.

by: Diedrich · New York CityTuesday | October 24, 2000 18:29 EST

Ummm... I live in an apartment and go to college.

why they hate tomatoes: Presumptious aren't we?

by: Sir Robin of Camelot · MichiganTuesday | October 24, 2000 11:32 EST

After reading about early accounts of Wolf Apples, aka Tomatoes, I beacame covinced that people from the 1700's were right. Tomatoes are evil, deadly poison to everything they touch. After seeing the documentary, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I gathered a small band of viglantes to combat the Tomato Uprising. Soon, everyone who is part of the great unwashed, will be cleansed of the evil redness of Satan's fruit. Mark my words, it's wasn't a apple Eve bit into, it was a wolf apple!

why they hate tomatoes: They are stupid, stupid, stupid.

by: FayeTuesday | October 24, 2000 09:57 EST

why they hate tomatoes: THEY LOOK YUCK SMELL YUCK AND TASTE WORSE THEN YUCK. THEY R FERAL

by: Holly · san jose, caFriday | October 20, 2000 18:06 EST

why they hate tomatoes: for they are the most vile of the vile. restaurants seem to think that everyone wants those little red balls of slime smothered over everything. vegetarian does not equal tomato lover. i am a tomato hater.

by: Romulus · NowhereTuesday | October 17, 2000 16:27 EST

Tomatoes are everywhere...dont be fooled...sweet white teeth is a tomoato....

why they hate tomatoes: becuasei have no reason to love them

by: sweet white teeth · hamilton, ONTuesday | October 17, 2000 16:23 EST

Tomatos raped my sister. I must eat them all!!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why they hate tomatoes: (see above)

by: Jamez (jay-mez) · Hamilton OntarioSaturday | October 14, 2000 03:52 EST

When i was in highschool, a beutiful young girl i was interested in finally gave into haing lunch with me. And as i stared loingly at her eating her sandwich, a tomato seed pops outt her mouth and into my eye...AHHH THE STING THE STING....needless to say, i didnt fuck her.

why they hate tomatoes: I have no reason to like them, and eery reason to hate them...the smell, the taste...the slime, the ick..THE HORROR THE HORROR

by: Zeus · Windsor, Ontario - CanadaSunday | October 8, 2000 07:24 EST

why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)

by: sub2u · calgary, ab, canada, na, earth, milky waySunday | October 8, 2000 01:10 EST

my story?? i gotta do a story?? can i swear in here?? uhh..lessee..music..linux...motorcycles..and boyz..thats my STORY!! whats yers?? HMM?? and it BETTER B GOOD!!!

why they hate tomatoes: i never said i hate tomatoes..i jus said that tomatoes r.. RED!! OK??? that dont mean i hate em!!!! @#%^..this political correctness has gone a LITTLE FAR!! dont u think???

by: Heavy Duty Judy · Windsor, OntarioWednesday | October 4, 2000 21:05 EST

I was born and raised on tomatoes and I am now the most beautiful girl you guys know.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't. I envy them because they are nice, round, and delicious. But not as delicious as me!

by: Tomato-Luva · MassachusettsTuesday | October 3, 2000 14:12 EST

I don't eat much that does not have tomatoes. I just had some V8 juice, red, tomatoey, pasta sauce and I sliced a raw one and sprinkled it with salt. OOOOHhh so good. It is dripping all over the place. Oh, the love

why they hate tomatoes: Hate tomatoes? You have to be in a coma to not eat and love tomatoes. They are the key to a vibrant and wonderfully tasteful life. I love the smell of the tomato plant when they are ripe. They lure me into a deep gentle relaxation.

by: Mr Werting · Calne, Wiltshire, LOVELY ENGLAND.Friday | September 29, 2000 08:01 EST

erm .... right .... i've got to get something out of my car (car door opens, slams shut and a plane takes off)

why they hate tomatoes: erm ..... right ..... THEY ARE FOUL OBNOXIOUS ARROGANT AND THICKER THEN PE TEACHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by: Sheryl · San Diego, Ca.Thursday | September 28, 2000 19:26 EST

have hated them since before I could remember. My mother said I refused to eat them as a toddler. (Imagine trying to make a toddler EAT those nasty things!) Anyway, I have forgiven her for it even though she spent a good part of my childhood trying to trick me into eating them.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't know why... I just know that if I get one in my food by accident, it ruins my whole meal. I don't even like it when the stupid waitresses take your salad back and just REMOVE the tomatoes, leaving the seeds there (one of the grossest parts, all surrounded by slime) as if I couldn't have done THAT. I WANT A WHOLE NEW SALAD THAT HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED BY THEM!!!!!

by: King Saheb · Windsor, Ontario CanadaThursday | September 28, 2000 11:15 EST

I am trying to find one, can you help?

why they hate tomatoes: I didn't know that I did?

by: Rebecca · New JerseyWednesday | September 27, 2000 22:42 EST

I just really hate tomatoes.

why they hate tomatoes: I just do. They suck.

by: Jodie · Boston Heights, OhioWednesday | September 27, 2000 19:27 EST

Tomatoes are not evil, I don't believe they will kill you.

why they hate tomatoes: I don't.

by: Amber Tiffany · Hades, 9th plainWednesday | September 27, 2000 15:10 EST

I have a story?

why they hate tomatoes: I only hate uncooked tomatoes.

by: Meredith · Va beachWednesday | September 27, 2000 13:10 EST

hugest pet peeve- those pre-made salads at restaurants with the itty bitty pieces of tomatoes. Nearly impossible to pick out, the seeds and juice have corrupted the dressing, and then the waiter gives you a dirty look for having a pile of rejects on a plate.

why they hate tomatoes: Tomatoes frustrate me. If I'm eating a salad or a dish or sandwich, I want it to taste salty. I DO NOT want some reject fruit screwing it up and throwing in a random sweet flavor. It's just sick and wrong.