we hate tomatoes. we want to eradicate the seed from the earth. this site represents satire.
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They are so ripe and juicy. I was first caught by a neighbor fondling the soft flesh of his tomato plants, squeezing out the fresh juice.
why they hate tomatoes: My tomato lust has taken control of my life. The winter months have become a hell of endless fantasy, waiting impatiently for summer.
I EAT TOMATOES EVERYDAY AND LOVE IT. CANT IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT IT!
why they hate tomatoes: because they are red and I'm colourblind.. I've been told red is the most beatiful colour in the world. I imagine the colour is just like the taste - WONDERFUL! All good things are red: our blood the Soviet flag the tomato....
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why they hate tomatoes: I TOLD YOU EARLIER
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
One time when I was at the grocery store I met this woman named JAke. She was walking down the vetable aisle and when she saw me pick up a tomato and slam in on the floor she started talking to me!! She said why are you wasting food like that I need more food, I haven't eaten in 20 minutes!! SO I said I was sorry, but that I really hated tomatoes!! I asked her if she liked tomatoes and she said yes! So I started to walk away from this freak but then she said that she loved corn more!! And it wa
why they hate tomatoes: Yes I do!! COrn rocks!!
I've loved tomatoes since very early in my childhood. They're WONDERFUL and the best food in the world!!! I'll eat 'em anyway you can fix them! :)
why they hate tomatoes: I DON'T!!! They're great!
i hate tomatoes
why they hate tomatoes: why wouldnt u hate them
i dont tell stories.....stories are boring.
why they hate tomatoes: tomatos are nasty and they stink and they are ugly and when you squish them it looks nasty like they are on their period.HAHAHAAAAAAA
why they hate tomatoes: i don't know. i have hated them as far back as i can remember...it be an inherent part of my personality
searching for different varieties of tomato for recreational gardening and accidentally stumbled upon this web-site. love tomatoes a lot...put them in everything. don't know why ppl bother to make a website abt how horrible tomatoes are. ppl must have no life these days. if u don't like them...don't eat them.
why they hate tomatoes: i don't hate them.
once upon a time in the dreamtime there was a giant frog named tidilic and he was evil and lnowing that tomatoes are evil he ate al of them and become megga megga evil, all the other animals were scared so they had to find a way to stop him, the owl decided that if they make him laugh he would regurgitate all the tomatoes and become is normal semi evil self again, somone tickled him and he laughed then became himself again, (remdition of an aboriginal deramtime story)
why they hate tomatoes: tomatoes are portraid on the walls of egyption tombs now egyptoligists say this is becaus they feard the tomatoe so much so that they were forced to build it pyramids for it and worship it by night, the tomato it the eigth plague
I HATE TOMATOES.... :-ms
why they hate tomatoes: coz they taste smell and look like shit
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Once upon a time, a boy hated tomatos a lot. Uhhh... yeah, that's it.
why they hate tomatoes: Mostly because they're SLIMY, but they also taste REALLY BAD.
saw someone eating a tomato with juice running down all over them... i don't like salsa because of the tomato chunks, or ketchup- but ketchup is a whole different story
why they hate tomatoes: the thought of red slime dripping out of a leathery covering is just revolting...
One time I choked on a tomato while being force fed by sea leprachuns.....that happened when I was only 5 yrs old.....from then on I never ate another tomato again....I was traumatized for life....::starts crying::....I could never look at a tomato again.....just the site of a tomato would send me back into a world of torture....with tomatos!...I weep like a girl whenever I see a tomato.....the pain....the horror....the tomatos!
why they hate tomatoes: They are the weapons of the tomato growers who are really Satans minions.....they poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and sent a plague upon us all!....well actually no but I think that is what will happen....what I do know is that many people have already been brain washed....My advice is buy a dog, like I did, and feed it to them...it works cuz my dog hasn't died yet....
Ya'll stupid!! Tommy- toes are the best... and Im a vegatarian, my granny owns a tommy- toe farm.
why they hate tomatoes: I don't but i hate people who hate tommy- toes
Tomatoes are fucking good, and thats it and thats all there is to it
why they hate tomatoes: I Never Did...
why they hate tomatoes: I don't - I think they're tomato-riffic!
Raised on a healthy diet of Cheddar, Red Leicester and Dorset Blue Vinny, I was indoctrinated into the way of cheesy goodness from an early age. The pleasure of a fine ploughman's lunch has always been a treat to be savoured. However, lurking in the background, there has always been the threat of tomatoes,
why they hate tomatoes: hanging heavy over many a fine lunchtime repast, trying to insidiously worm their way into the nation's affections with their "fruit / vegetable" ambiguity. Well, I say, "No more!". It's time we stamped out this vile threat to eating enjoyment once and for all. Are you with me? Well, are you?!?!
A tomato fell in my pants once, and I lost my area. I wish it hadn't happened.
why they hate tomatoes: See above
i moved to a house on the outskirts of london a few years ago blissfully unaware of the degree of the menace *omat*s represent to society. the few i had encountered in the city were easily disposed of with a hammer but the garden of my new house was teaming with them so i had to come up with a more efficient method. i finaly hit upon the idea of burying them alive in a mass grave. for a couple of weeks afterwards i kept a check on the garden to make sure none of them dug thier way out and then
why they hate tomatoes: assured of my success i closed the curtains and got on with being a slob. a couple of years later the curtain rail fell off the wall and to my horror exposed a garden over run by t*ma*os, i then realised the origional garrason must have called for reinforcments during the battle of the shovel and i would have to find a faster way to kill them. i came up with a brilliant solution to the problem that worked perfectly and i havent been bothered by the to*at*s scince, and the only thing stopping me from recomending this course of action to everybody is the difficulty in finding a good napalm suplier. why do i hate tom*t*s ? because they are there!
I was born into a tomato-loving family but always knew I was different. This led to hard times while growing up, & since I liked cooked tomato products I wasn't fully accepted by "complete" tomato-haters, & was uncomfortable with my seemingly inconsistent nature. Slowly I realized that raw tomatoes are just entirely different from cooked/dried tomatoes (like meat) & thus came to terms with my dual nature. Today I am openly proud to be a hater of raw tomatoes but a lover of good tomato sauce,e
why they hate tomatoes: Their smell. Their taste. Their texture. Their (internal) appearance. Their affordability and popularity that cause the above properties to offend my sense on a nearly daily basis.
why they hate tomatoes: they're just all around evil little beings, and really, let's think about it. what good have they ever done for society? i mean, they're like mosquitoes or something--no purpose other than to annoy those with enough sense to avoid them. tomatoes should be stopped now, before they take over the world. you know they will, don't look at me like that. it starts with your parent--maybe both. then, no matter how much you resist, you can't help but be curious about their taste, its human nature. but then, that gooey center just gets you addicted. soon, your friends are eating them. you say to yourself, its healthy! its a fruit/vegetable! if i wanted to, i could stop. i just dont want to. you call yourself a social tomato-eater, you'll have them on hors d'oerves at parties; as a garnish at a fancy dinner. however, you are addicted, and you find yourself buying them at stop & shop, looking up tomato recipes on the internet, purposely getting them on your burger at mcdonalds, defending the things on websites like this one. that's when you realize you've got a problem. few people realize how harmful these veggies are. don't let the FDA fool you! THIS IS NOT A HEALTHY HABIT.
why they hate tomatoes: Because I have to do a report on them for my Botany class tomorrow.