THE GUESTBOOK
the original message board — 370 entries (2000 → 2003), restored from the archive.
by: Lynne · Windsor, ON, CanadaSaturday | August 26, 2000 21:56 ESTI have a brother who has always despised tomatoes.This has caused irmeasurable grief for my family.One time,tomatoes were mistakenly added to the salad prior to removing my brothers portion.Instead of starting from scratch,I selectively picked out the tomatoes from his bowl;thinking he wouldn't notice. Dinner came and my brother seeked out those little seeds like a well trained K9. The result of this mistake has caused by brother to never completly trust the validity of my tomato-free cooking.
why they hate tomatoes: No, but I can empathize with my brother.
by: Flamingo Frank · on Pluto where tomatoes don't existFriday | August 25, 2000 15:00 ESTYou see, since I was a child I had an extreme hatred for tomatoes. My father was a tomatoe grower and every harvest season an eerie feeling fell over the farm house.One dark night I was returning from an exciting round of bingo at town hall with my favorite seniors, when i came to the part of the trip home that I always dreaded. I had to cross the tomato orchard....I made my way, trembling, halfway across the field when something grabbed my leg. It was an evil tomato vine, and it was dragging me
why they hate tomatoes: down. I fought and fought, but the more I struggled the tighter they pulled me down. Soon the evil fruit had me immobile. The plant dragged me to a deep pit of rotten fruit where I was thrown down. There I was left until my father found me months later, starved and beaten. Since then I have always felt uneasy aroung the evil fruit, the tomato. Join the International Organization to Eliminate Tomatoes, or the IOET. Ban Tomatoes From Worldwide Trading. THey only degrate and are HORRRRRRRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
by: Jimmy Finklestein · I live in Windsor, Ontario.Friday | August 25, 2000 11:23 ESTSometimes, I like to make a nice tomatoe paste if you will and rub it all over my penis and testicles. Then, I enjoy going in for the "kill" and making my own spicy tomato sauce if you know what I'm sayin' :-)) No one has ever questioned the delicate savor of "Jimmy's Tomato Surprise!!". Take care all, and happy squishin'!!!
why they hate tomatoes: Not Applicable
by: Tango (coded to hide idenity for sucurity reasons) · UKThursday | August 17, 2000 06:38 ESTI live to fight and rid the world of this alien life form sent to earth in preparation for the invasion. I am a lone renegade and my task is never ending but I will not rest until the world is safe
why they hate tomatoes: All of the above
by: Numeron · trondheim/s�r-tr�ndelag/norwaySaturday | August 12, 2000 10:39 ESTi dont have one
why they hate tomatoes: I HATE CUCUBERS(THOSE IN A JAR)
by: Becky · CTFriday | August 11, 2000 16:00 ESTyou guys are such losers. what type of moron would put all this time into an anti-tomato site? How about anti-Hanson, or anti-war, or anti-prejudice?
why they hate tomatoes: I DON'T!
by: Stuart · Savannah GASunday | August 6, 2000 16:19 ESTTomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck! Tomatos suck!
why they hate tomatoes: They are seeds of evil straight from hell! Hell is red hot and so are tomatos... PUT IT TOGETHER!!! They also tatse like an apple that someone took a shit on.
by: Melinda · Sydney, AustraliaSaturday | August 5, 2000 05:53 ESTI've always ahte tomatoes and I always will, they thought time would cure me, or maybe crazy pregnant woman cravings but noooooo, I'm not that stupid.
why they hate tomatoes: I just do, they are sack of maggot infested seeds with a evil way of schemeing their way into our everyday foods.
by: Cameron Naismith · Windsor, OntarioThursday | July 27, 2000 20:20 ESTOne day I tried to fuck a tomatoe. It didn't work well though, I was too mushy. I decided to wrap duck tape around it first and try again. This technique works oh so well. It is tighter than the ass of the duck.
why they hate tomatoes: I ran out of duck tape. I also hate the nasty rash I got from them.
by: Gerry · Arundel, West Sussex, England.Tuesday | July 25, 2000 05:44 ESTThe pursuit of the truth and the fight against injustice.
why they hate tomatoes: I don,t. There is nothing to hate. My tests show they are also aphrodisiac (remember the love apple bit?) but only 5 out of 6 work.
by: nikitagalSunday | July 23, 2000 22:00 ESTwhy they hate tomatoes: The smell, sight and touch make me nauseous. They are a disgusting mistake of nature.
by: robbo · Berne, SwitzerlandFriday | July 21, 2000 23:50 ESTTomato soup is the scariest substance known to mankind. Even the smell makes me squeamish.
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
by: Kara · massachusettsWednesday | July 19, 2000 23:53 ESTum...this is too general. i reallyreallyreally hate tomatoes in salads. again, on pizza they're okay.
why they hate tomatoes: slime. hard to slice. easily squished. the noise they make when mom eats them. auuuugh
by: Natasha · San Diego CaliTuesday | July 18, 2000 22:25 ESTnone ha ha but nice site
why they hate tomatoes: i dont hate them they make ketchup mmm the stuff you put on fries mmm mmm mmm
by: TAMMY aka chris with the right email entered · NY, NYMonday | July 17, 2000 09:16 ESTi am an internet pornstar. i practiced my trade while living illegally in canadia untill my boyfriend booted me. i am now temping in the big tomato, i mean "apple"
why they hate tomatoes: like i said, they look like pierces ass. juicy and ready to pop
by: Jacob · Copenhagen, DenmarkMonday | July 17, 2000 07:10 ESTa Knight of Vagn, and a guy, who hates tomatoes!
why they hate tomatoes: Tomatoes was not brought upon this earth to do man any good... Few people know that yet, but more and more are starting to realise, that the disgusting plant has a mind of its own, and that it's ultimate goal is world domination!! -Something has to be done, before it's too late......
by: Chrome · NASA NASA NASASaturday | July 15, 2000 18:43 ESTI don't have any story, as I finish my project you will see it on the news bulletinz
why they hate tomatoes: HEY SHUT UP! I TOLD YOU THAT I AM A SCIENTIST. I CAN NOT MAKE ANY COMMENTZ ABOUT THAT QUESTION.
by: Kirstin · Stuttgart GermanyThursday | July 13, 2000 14:31 ESTIn Germany they do not sell Tomatoes. You see in German there is no word for tomatoes, because there is no such thing in Germany. That is why I want to come back to the US, for no other reason, but for the tomatoes.
why they hate tomatoes: I dont, they are sweet wonderful berries.
by: Elaine · Northern CaliforniaMonday | July 10, 2000 20:48 ESTThe most agonizing meal I ever had was at a coworkers house while visiting in England. The wife apologized for not making a fancy meal at the last minute, but it was a meal the kids liked. The main course was stir-fried kidneys on rice. The salad was a plate of sliced tomatoes. Being too polite (I should have feigned illness), I washed down the meal with close to two bottles of white wine, chewing was optional.
why they hate tomatoes: I only know that from my earliest memories, I never liked their taste or their squishy texture.
by: Kirsten · Windor, ONSaturday | July 1, 2000 21:37 ESTwhy they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
by: sunnyflower · London, OntarioMonday | June 26, 2000 00:27 ESTI hate olives.
why they hate tomatoes: I don't actually, but this is a great site.
by: Pierre · Paris FranceSunday | June 25, 2000 23:53 ESTwhy they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
by: Ryan · cityMonday | June 19, 2000 01:31 ESTwhy they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
by: teresa · bc, canadaSaturday | June 17, 2000 22:45 ESTi have always hated tomatoes
why they hate tomatoes: they make my skin itch if i touch the leaf/stem of the plant, they're acidic, they're mushy, they are highly over-rated
by: Kaley · Ma'alah Adumim, IsrealSunday | June 11, 2000 09:35 ESTsince the firt time i looked at a tomato i knew i would never like it and now i know that i hate it
why they hate tomatoes: it somthing inside me that doesn't let me get near a tomato
