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we hate tomatoes. we want to eradicate the seed from the earth. this site represents satire.
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I am german I move to america not read so good
why they hate tomatoes: I not dont under stand
Yes plis
why they hate tomatoes: I liek hamburglres
i don't have one... but i DO like tomatoes. yay!
why they hate tomatoes: I DONT HATE TOMATOES!! ONLY EVIL PEOPLE HATE TOMATOES. WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?!!!
tomatoes suck... ive been an antitomatoist since 1980 and ummmm i am here to warn people about how nasty the are!
why they hate tomatoes: is it really that hard to see? you really have to ask me this? who ever asks this question is over 40 and has bad taste buds!
im cool
why they hate tomatoes: my girlfriend was killed by a killer tomato so i hate them now
Tomatoes are the shit and they are great!
why they hate tomatoes: I dont!! i like tomatoes!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TOMATOES ,LOVE THEM,LOVE THEM,LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
why they hate tomatoes: HOW COULD ANY1 HATE TOMATOES,THIER ABSOUTLY BUETIFUL!!!!
Hey George, as a fan of your site from back in the day, I'm excited to see you are still spreading the anti-tomato gospel. If only I had that much dedication for Crap On-Line, might be the internet mogul that you have become.
why they hate tomatoes: I really don't know where to start. They taste like crap. They feel like live eels in your mouth. Those goddamn seeds that stick to everything. Their smug demeanour.
One day, i was driving down the road, when suddenly there was a raccoon right in front of me, and i hit him. i got out and prayed and the great tomato god descended from the sky and gave his blessing, then the raccoon got up and walked, and then died from depression becuase while in his death, he had witnessed the great tomato in the sky and longed to be there again. the tomato is a miracle... like the late revifification of our friendly woodland creature, the raccoon. let us strive that we t
why they hate tomatoes: i dont
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once upon a time....i dated a tomato.....and she left..me....high and dry....without saying goodbye....and for who....a damn mustard plant.....why....why!
why they hate tomatoes: cos they're really hard to put in a salad sandwich...too slippy
Once upon a time, there was a giant. The giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I wll grind your bones to make my bread anyway! Ho, ho, ho!" Jack thought, "He'll kill me if I do, he'll kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out of this." Jack cleared his throat, and then began his story. Once upon a time, there was a giant.
why they hate tomatoes: I am sure I mentioned the part about having to kill you if I tell you, sucka!
i ate a tomato once and threw up for 3 days....never ate one since
why they hate tomatoes: becuase their seedy and smushy and they taste nasty
once opun a time, god created the tomato after marijuana so that man would have something else to make in case he should ever run out of brownie mix ie.. spaghetti sauce
why they hate tomatoes: if i where ever eating a tomato and some juice spilled on me i would be speared in the a-hole by a bull attracted by the colour.
There once was a woman from Eeling, Who had a perculiar feeling. She lay on her back, and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
why they hate tomatoes: Coz they are smelly, and i have to chop them at work. HAHAHAAAA in yer face you little buggers!!!!
tomatoes are cool pal! so many foods are made with this majical vege. katchup spagetti, veal with spagetti. tomato juce. if tomatoes did not exist italians would die. do you hate italians? you are gay. insted of posting tomato hating sites on the internet why dont you do something more productive like join the navy.
why they hate tomatoes: ...
my story? what story? who said anything about a story?
why they hate tomatoes: hate? i just dont like how they blast theyr way in my ass, its a bit weird, but tempting
well, tomatoes, makes the burger look bigger, but they cost to much. and i will cry until somebidy would give them to my.
why they hate tomatoes: the price
when i was four years old i saw my father ea a tomato and me burned alive vile i was watching, it was terrible.
why they hate tomatoes: they burn dont they they burn like the evil sun it all just burns.
when i was four years old i saw my father ea a tomato and me burned alive vile i was watching, it was terrible.
why they hate tomatoes: they burn dont they they burn like the evil sun it all just burns.
when i was four years old i saw my father ea a tomato and me burned alive vile i was watching, it was terrible.
why they hate tomatoes: they burn dont they they burn like the evil sun it all just burns.
No story really need's to be told. They taste like crap, smell like crap, feel like crap, splat on the ground like crap.
i was born in a hospital. was never fed them and now i hate them. now i am here.
why they hate tomatoes: they are gooey, slimy and when they are fried their skin shrivels up!