THE GUESTBOOK

the original message board — 370 entries (2000 → 2003), restored from the archive.

by: Campbell Tomato Soup Products · New York City, NYThursday | July 4, 2002 13:52 EST

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why they hate tomatoes: And don't forget to visit our website www.campbell.com for great offers and recipes.

by: German not read gud sory · AmericaThursday | July 4, 2002 13:34 EST

I am german I move to america not read so good

why they hate tomatoes: I not dont under stand

by: Craig · PennsylvaniaThursday | July 4, 2002 13:28 EST

Yes plis

why they hate tomatoes: I liek hamburglres

by: brittany · ohio.Thursday | July 4, 2002 02:12 EST

i don't have one... but i DO like tomatoes. yay!

why they hate tomatoes: I DONT HATE TOMATOES!! ONLY EVIL PEOPLE HATE TOMATOES. WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?!!!

by: big A dog · SanDiegoThursday | July 4, 2002 01:38 EST

tomatoes suck... ive been an antitomatoist since 1980 and ummmm i am here to warn people about how nasty the are!

why they hate tomatoes: is it really that hard to see? you really have to ask me this? who ever asks this question is over 40 and has bad taste buds!

by: Firedrop · noWednesday | July 3, 2002 19:32 EST

im cool

why they hate tomatoes: my girlfriend was killed by a killer tomato so i hate them now

by: Rachel (i messed up on the last one) · Im not tellin uFriday | June 21, 2002 22:15 EST

Tomatoes are the shit and they are great!

why they hate tomatoes: I dont!! i like tomatoes!

by: TOMATO LOVER · ENGLAND,HALIFAXTuesday | June 18, 2002 16:03 EST

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TOMATOES ,LOVE THEM,LOVE THEM,LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

why they hate tomatoes: HOW COULD ANY1 HATE TOMATOES,THIER ABSOUTLY BUETIFUL!!!!

by: Bradley T Hughes · Toronto, Ontario, CanadaTuesday | June 18, 2002 14:51 EST

Hey George, as a fan of your site from back in the day, I'm excited to see you are still spreading the anti-tomato gospel. If only I had that much dedication for Crap On-Line, might be the internet mogul that you have become.

why they hate tomatoes: I really don't know where to start. They taste like crap. They feel like live eels in your mouth. Those goddamn seeds that stick to everything. Their smug demeanour.

by: the great tomato prophet - tomati · al;gTuesday | June 18, 2002 04:57 EST

One day, i was driving down the road, when suddenly there was a raccoon right in front of me, and i hit him. i got out and prayed and the great tomato god descended from the sky and gave his blessing, then the raccoon got up and walked, and then died from depression becuase while in his death, he had witnessed the great tomato in the sky and longed to be there again. the tomato is a miracle... like the late revifification of our friendly woodland creature, the raccoon. let us strive that we t

why they hate tomatoes: i dont

by: Slippy McDermott · Windsor, the crotch of OntarioMonday | June 17, 2002 20:11 EST

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why they hate tomatoes: www.johnchan.tk

by: Squishy Dude · peru......Sunday | June 16, 2002 11:59 EST

once upon a time....i dated a tomato.....and she left..me....high and dry....without saying goodbye....and for who....a damn mustard plant.....why....why!

why they hate tomatoes: cos they're really hard to put in a salad sandwich...too slippy

by: Chichimeca · in a cave...with satellite TVFriday | June 14, 2002 20:16 EST

Once upon a time, there was a giant. The giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I wll grind your bones to make my bread anyway! Ho, ho, ho!" Jack thought, "He'll kill me if I do, he'll kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out of this." Jack cleared his throat, and then began his story. Once upon a time, there was a giant.

why they hate tomatoes: I am sure I mentioned the part about having to kill you if I tell you, sucka!

by: cheetah tigerWednesday | June 12, 2002 13:28 EST

i ate a tomato once and threw up for 3 days....never ate one since

why they hate tomatoes: becuase their seedy and smushy and they taste nasty

by: Tom "tomato" Ato · Comoniwanalaiya, HawaiiWednesday | June 12, 2002 00:31 EST

once opun a time, god created the tomato after marijuana so that man would have something else to make in case he should ever run out of brownie mix ie.. spaghetti sauce

why they hate tomatoes: if i where ever eating a tomato and some juice spilled on me i would be speared in the a-hole by a bull attracted by the colour.

by: Holden McGroin · Tommytom.Tuesday | June 11, 2002 08:55 EST

There once was a woman from Eeling, Who had a perculiar feeling. She lay on her back, and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

why they hate tomatoes: Coz they are smelly, and i have to chop them at work. HAHAHAAAA in yer face you little buggers!!!!

by: ShOt · alascaSaturday | June 8, 2002 16:16 EST
by: steve laduke · ohioFriday | June 7, 2002 20:23 EST

tomatoes are cool pal! so many foods are made with this majical vege. katchup spagetti, veal with spagetti. tomato juce. if tomatoes did not exist italians would die. do you hate italians? you are gay. insted of posting tomato hating sites on the internet why dont you do something more productive like join the navy.

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by: Buhu MyasshurtsFriday | June 7, 2002 19:21 EST

my story? what story? who said anything about a story?

why they hate tomatoes: hate? i just dont like how they blast theyr way in my ass, its a bit weird, but tempting

by: ronald mcdonald · i live under the kitchen sink in the mcdonalds resturant in porsgrunn norwayFriday | June 7, 2002 04:54 EST

well, tomatoes, makes the burger look bigger, but they cost to much. and i will cry until somebidy would give them to my.

why they hate tomatoes: the price

by: woodleg smith · saharaFriday | June 7, 2002 04:46 EST

when i was four years old i saw my father ea a tomato and me burned alive vile i was watching, it was terrible.

why they hate tomatoes: they burn dont they they burn like the evil sun it all just burns.

by: woodleg smith · saharaFriday | June 7, 2002 04:46 EST

when i was four years old i saw my father ea a tomato and me burned alive vile i was watching, it was terrible.

why they hate tomatoes: they burn dont they they burn like the evil sun it all just burns.

by: woodleg smith · saharaFriday | June 7, 2002 04:45 EST

when i was four years old i saw my father ea a tomato and me burned alive vile i was watching, it was terrible.

why they hate tomatoes: they burn dont they they burn like the evil sun it all just burns.

by: BigDawg · Orange County, Ca.Thursday | June 6, 2002 16:46 EST

No story really need's to be told. They taste like crap, smell like crap, feel like crap, splat on the ground like crap.

by: Maz · in my houseWednesday | June 5, 2002 10:41 EST

i was born in a hospital. was never fed them and now i hate them. now i am here.

why they hate tomatoes: they are gooey, slimy and when they are fried their skin shrivels up!