why they hate tomatoes: Cuz they make my throat swell up and couse me to stop breathing!!!
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why they hate tomatoes: cause they are crap. no other reason is needed, that's just theway they are.
I prefer Peter Pan, although Alice in Wonderland is also very good.
why they hate tomatoes: Well you know, you'll just be sitting there minding your own business and they'll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of you ass.
I love tomatoes. They are good. I eat tomatoes plain, in sandwhiches, on my pizza, and just bout anyway I can because I love tomatoes!! I think people should start spending their time on stopping drugs instead of dissing tomatoes.
why they hate tomatoes: I dont, I think they're da bomb
tomatoes are poision
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
i dont remember
why they hate tomatoes: i told you the seed look like bird shit
i'm a hobbit decended from bilbo baggins, i enjoy creamed peas, fancy candies and hopping nude on my trampoline whilst blind eunichs lob organic pumpkins at my genitals - when not busied w/ above joys, I tend to spend time reading religious scriptures to deaf-mutes and goosing crippled old ladies w/ carrots (the other orange meat)- sometimes, on wednesdays, I spunk on parked mopeds, if not, i go to the library and rip out the 42nd page of every book
why they hate tomatoes: they think they bleed - THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BLEED DAMN IT
Boy this thing is long.
why they hate tomatoes: Really long.
I hate tomatoes, I don't like the texture, taste and smell of them. I don't even like ketchup, spagetii sauce, BBQ sauce, and I rub the sauce off pizza. It makes me ill to think of people going to the garden and picking a red ripe tomato and bitting into it as if it were an apple. The idea of tomatoes in my diet is horrible, I'd rather starve.
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
I think that anyone who hates tomatoes is a pussy who deserves to be bitch-slapped.... Take fresh tomatoes (dice small), fresh basil, fresh oregano, add virgin olive oil, salt to taste... and them tell me you hate tomatoes !
why they hate tomatoes: DAAAAA, you bunch of dolts.... redundancy does not become you. I already told you that I love tomatoes.
I haven't slept since Attack of The Killer Tomatoes
why they hate tomatoes: see previous answer
when I grow them in my garden I have found that by picking off the pitifull yellow flowers they do not develope the disgusting red growths
why they hate tomatoes: sloppy, goewy, stinking crap that they put on food when you ask them not to.
Which one?
why they hate tomatoes: What tomatoes? I said it are brainwashing devices for the christian republican extreme right wing.
I hate tomatoes and bad spellers. This site has plenty of both.
why they hate tomatoes: They taste bad and are ubiquitous. The only thing they are good for is being processed into something edible
I have a real allergy to tomatoes. This site is giving me a rash even though it's anti-tomato! When I was a kid before the allergy got bad, they used to poison the food in the cafeteria by using whole tomatoes on pizza and in the "Spanish" rice--the horror of finding such large mushy chunks of the nasty things was a guaranteed gag!
why they hate tomatoes: What's not to hate?
to be honest....tomatoes frighten me. i'm not sure if it's the taste, the texture, or the fact that they come from satan...all i know is they scare me
why they hate tomatoes: because they're all gooey and slimey, and smelly and they can ruin an entire meal
too long to write before I leave work
why they hate tomatoes: they're just gross, PERIOD!
It all started when mommy would put V-8 in my bottle...
why they hate tomatoes: The consistency, the shape, the smell, and those nasty little loogie things that are inside. I order sandwhiches with NO TOMOTOES and if they forget I throw them on the wall and they stick.
I was taking the green leaf off, cause i hate it, and it squirted in my eye.
why they hate tomatoes: I hate it a little because sometimes i get the sour ones
I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS A FRIEND (A REALLY CUTE FRIEND) WHO HAS A WEBSITE ABOUT HATING TOMATOES - HMM, WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT?!?!?!?!
why they hate tomatoes: CAUSE THEY ARE IN EVERYTHING NOW! EVEN INTO TUNA SALAD SANDWICHES - IS NOTHING SACRED?
check out the new sum 41 album may 8th!!! or tomatoes will attack , new album out in stores may 8th go go go
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
Man, what da fuck is yo story? My story is dat I was tryin to find some fly honeys on da net and i found dis fucked up website axin me all sorts o' dumb shit like 'is tomatoes be poisenous?' and 'Do yo mamma be likin tomatoes?'What da hell man. I already told ya dat shit be poisenous.
why they hate tomatoes: Cuz dey is ugly and poisenous and nasty and shit man.
why they hate tomatoes: I don't, you pussies!
heres a story of a lovely tomato, who was bringing up three very lovely fruit's. The all had red skin, like their mother, the youngest one in wrinkels. Here's a story, a tomato named brady, who was busy with thtree boys of his own. they were four tomatos livin all together, yet they were all alone. till the one day when the lady met this fellow, and they knew that it was much mopre than hunch. that this group would somehow form a family. thats the way we all became the brady bunch(dadada)
why they hate tomatoes: their stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
My story is short and simple.. ever since I have been a young tomato lover, i have been fond of these round, exubatent beings, and they should be #1 on the Canada Food Guide.. the BEST IN THE WORLD!!!
why they hate tomatoes: I DON'T HATE TOMATOES!! GET THE POINT!!!!! STUPID SITE!!!