I like beefsteak tomatos, but I love the Roma (pear) tomatos!
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
THE GUESTBOOK
the original message board — 370 entries (2000 → 2003), restored from the archive.
I'm just a sweet tomato and have been told I've quite a pair of them, too.
why they hate tomatoes: I only hate them when they're supermarket mass produced tasteless mush good only to be used as a weapon....hey, are you guys in on a plot to spread those horrid things????
why they hate tomatoes: When I was little, one of my friends ate a tomato like an apple...it was disgusting!!!
although i hate tomatoes, i do like salsa even it if it has fresh tomatoes in it. i do try to avoid them though.
why they hate tomatoes: they just suck
I guess I already told you.
why they hate tomatoes: read above... i'm to damn lazy!
nuting...
why they hate tomatoes: I love tomatossssssssss!!
I USED TO PICK TOMATOES! I USED TO BE IN THE FIELD ON MY FAMILY'S FARM, PICKING TOMATOES! YUCK, I STILL SMELL LIKE NASTY LITTLE THINGS...THEY SMELL AND STAIN! I AM PERSONALLY SCARRED BY MY EXPERIENCE WITH T O M A T O E S! I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER TOUCH ANOTHER TOMATOE...I go to bed and still dream of those terrible nights...it's definetly a nightmare!!
why they hate tomatoes: FOR 4 YEARS OR MORE I PICKED THOSE DAMNED THINGS....MY HANDS STILL SMELL LIKE NASTY TOMATOES!
Take it from me, Satan, tomatoes are good! They're healthy, tasty, and above all not poisonous. I love them like a bunch of little red, squishy brothers.
why they hate tomatoes: I only hate that there are not more of them in this world.
An ex-girlfriend of mine squished a tomato in my face. She tried to introduce tomatoes into foreplay. I do not miss her.
why they hate tomatoes: I hate their texture, taste, look, and the way they rot.
I am at the moment residing in a huge sarcophagus in the London museum!
why they hate tomatoes: I hate ererything.
ITS CALLED MAN AND BOY. ITS ABOUT TOMATOES.
why they hate tomatoes: BECAUSE THEY ARE SCUM AND SO IS RAMESES.
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why they hate tomatoes: NA
Mr werting deserves to die as i work in leigh delamare and i made sure that all the ugly customers got extra tomatoes in their double whopper cheases.
why they hate tomatoes: I don't, I don't even know why I am on this web page.
YOU ALL SUCK MY ASS.
why they hate tomatoes: (no comment)
I AM KING OF TOMATOES!!!!!!!! HA HA HA! BOW DOWN TO MY REDNESS! NOT MY REDNECKS! HAIL ME, KING OF TOMATOES.
why they hate tomatoes: HOW DARE YOU SPREAD SUCH EVIL LIES ABOUT THEM. YOU NASTY BASTARDS.
once apon a time there were three little tomatos along came me and squashed the fuckers
why they hate tomatoes: not realy ( WHAT DO YOU THINK
I used to be the highest angel in heaven and now I am degenerated to this. It is a sad tale of heart breaking and woe.
why they hate tomatoes: They suck
Once a tomato told me to burn down my house, so i did.
why they hate tomatoes: Because they are abusive, petty, foulmouthed little shits. no thats my nursery school class.
IT WAS SCREWING ME. THEN IT WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR. WITH A BERRY.
why they hate tomatoes: BECAUSE THEIR BASTARDS.
i hate tomatos, what more need i say!!!!
why they hate tomatoes: they are gay
Mommy Tomato and daddy Tomato have a baby Tomato. I have snapshots of them on their first vacation. It was a great time that I will cherish and remember forever. The Tomato family are nice, happy people. I resent any comments you have about the Tomato's. They are my best friends. And if you open them there is no gas that comes out. If you cut us do we not bleed? Well, no. But I think I've made my point!
why they hate tomatoes: I know that this is a conspiracy. I know that you're after me. I shall make this contact a brief one, then I shall be gone like the night. It's not paranoia if they ARE out to get you!
I have one?
why they hate tomatoes: I'm afraid that is classified information
My story starts a long, long time ago.. when tomatoes grew on trees and then that bitch Eve ate it and Adam did to..... and it WASNT AN APPLE no!!! it was a one in a kind tomato!!! thats why the world is so crappy now!!! and thats why i hate tomaoes!!!
why they hate tomatoes: THEY SENT THE WORLD TO HELL!!!
I DON'T HAVE ONE!!
why they hate tomatoes: BECAUSE THEY SUCK ASS!!
no story, just hatred
why they hate tomatoes: because of the story